Now there were many skits that were hilarious. Then we were up. Bob and Dr. Cockroach were up first and they were going to do a classic Dr. Cockroach starts, Well Bob, I m going to coach your team while you play waffle ball at camp tomorrow while you re pitching for your team. Bob, Well Dr. Cockroach, since you re going to be the coach, you ll know the people who are on the team, right? because I don t know any of their names. Dr. Cockroach, Well we have; Who is on first, What is on second, I don t know is on third Bob cuts in, Wait Dr. Cockroach, tell me What s the guy s name on first. Dr. Cockroach, No What s on second. Bob, I m not asking Who s on second, Dr. Cockroach, Who is on first. Bob, I don t know. Dr. Cockroach, Oh he s on third. Bob, Now how did I get onto third base? Dr. Cockroach, You said his name. Bob, I said Who s name? Dr. Cockroach, No, Who is on First!
~You get how the rest goes, if not Google: Abbott and Costello Who s on First ~
Up next, Link was up and he did kung fu to the song Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting with boards everywhere and he broke them all. Everything went perfect and the campers went wild.
Then Susan went up and she did a Juggling trick with Bob as the juggling balls where she broke him into three parts and juggled him. At the end of the act, she threw all three parts up into the air and they landed on top of each other and he looked like a snowman! Everyone laughed and applauded.
Next up, Dr. Cockroach and I were going to have our duel, our Dance Dance Revolution DUEL!
We set up a projector and then hooked up the DDR pads that Monger flew in from the facility.
Now we faced each other.
Dr. Cockroach, being a gentleman said, Pick your song Paul!
I reply, I choose While scrolling through the songs Witch Doctor!
We get ready and soon the song begins and the lyrics start. And the arrows start scrolling
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang.
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
I keep up with Dr. Cockroach and then I trip up and lose a few points. Dr. Cockroach is going strong he is even break dancing!
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said to .
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang.
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Right here, I keep going and Dr. Cockroach trips up.
Now, you've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, Baby .
Dr. Cockroach manages to catch up.
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang.
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang!
The song stops and the score is being totaled. The winner is Paul!
The next round, Dr. Cockroach picks the song, I pick Roses are Red!
Roses are red and Violets are blue Honey is sweet, but not as sweet as you Roses are red and Violets are blue. Ad id aid id mud Ad id aid id mud Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Come pick my Roses! Sweet from the flowers honey from the bees I've got a feeling, I'm ready to release Roses are red and Violets are blue Honey is sweet, but not as sweet as you. It's invisible but, so touchable And I can feel it on my body, so emotional. I'm on a ride, on a ride I'm a passenger. I'm a victim of a hot love messenger. Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da The only thing he said was Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da And roses are red. Come with me baby, Please fulfill my wish Show it to me truly, Show me with a kiss. Roses are red and Violets are blue Honey is sweet, but not as sweet as you. It's invisible but, so touchable And I can feel it on my body, so emotional. I'm on a ride, on a ride I'm a passenger. I'm a victim of a hot love messenger. Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da The only thing he said was Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da And roses are red. Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da The only thing he said was Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Ad id aid id mud Ad id aid id mud Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Don't take my roses away! Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da The only thing he said was Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da And roses are red. Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da The only thing you said was Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da Dum di dia di da My roses are red. oooh oooh oooh, yeah! Ad id aid id mud Ad id aid id mud
The score was being totaled and then the winner is Dr. Cockroach! Everyone started cheering loudly.
Dr. Cockroach told me to pick the last song.
I reply, I choose the only song I have mastered more than Witch Doctor the one song that has no lyrics yet is the most intricate song ever! I choose the Super Mario Bros. Theme Remixed! Muahahahahahaha! I say stealing his laugh.
The song starts and I get on it immediately. Dr. Cockroach stays in pace with me and I ve mastered it so much I put my hat over my eyes and everyone gasps!
I tell him, One thing you don t know about me Dr. Cockroach, I have such an imagination I can see stuff if I focus on enough when my eyes are closed!
Dr. Cockroach replies, Well there s one thing you already know but I ll repeat it to you again and to everyone else. My PhD is in Dance!
The song is wrapping up and then it ends. We both are breathless and then the scores are totaling up. And the winner of the DDR competition is IT S A TIE!!!!!! We managed to each do the dance with perfect scores!
The crowd goes wild and we shake hands and then we go and sit down.
A few more skit occur and then we have the solemn skit about the C.H.o.R.R. values of camp; Caring, Honesty, Respect and Responsibility.
Now it is time for Peace and Taps, when everyone gets together and we all say a camp song and then we all go to bed. We all circle up and hold hands. Bob is next to Monger and Dr. Cockroach. Meanwhile, Link is between two female counselors, obviously. Susan is holding hands with Insecto and Me. A counselor says, When it s quiet will Susan Murphy a.k.a. Ginormica please lead us in Peace and Taps.
Susan starts; and then we all join in.
Peace I ask of thee a river, Peace Peace Peace, When I look to live serenely, Cares will cease, From the hill I gather courage, Visions of the days to be, Strength to lead and faith to follow, All are given un to me. Peace I ask of thee a river, Peace Peace Peace, Day is done from the sun from the lakes from the hills from the sky, all is well, safely rest, God is nigh.
We all start back to the field where we all went and viewed the stars and then we all went to the barn except for Insecto who went to the High ropes course to sleep and Link who went into the swamp.
I said, Goodnight everyone.
Goodnight Paul, everyone says and then we all go to sleep for the next day would be exciting.
--End Chapter 13--