--------------------------------I am driving my car and I have no mutations, everything is perfect! Susan is small and in the passenger seat and Bob, Link and Dr. Cockroach are in the back. We re all driving along the roads in the New Hampshire Franconia Notch but suddenly the ground warps!
Soon we re just floating in the air. Out of nowhere, a large alien-like head appears floating in front of the car!
Enough of this dream! The alien shouts and suddenly, everything disappears and now I m all alone floating in space and I m mutated again!
Of course!, I think to my self, Some one has infiltrated one of my lucid dreaming sessions and they will pay.
What are you doing? I shout at the alien, Who are you?
Silence! The alien yells, Even in this dream realm, you humans whiny voice is grating on my ear nubs. My name is Gallaxhar and I will soon rule the world!
How is that, this is just a dream and that s not impressive, I reply opposingly to him, All you re doing is using a super amplified transmission device to project your brain waves into my head and infiltrating my dreams. That is so easy for me; I mastered it when I was 10! Plus I didn t use a machine to transmit my brain waves. And besides, I thought you died in the ship explosion when the monsters beat you.
Silence! Gallaxhar yells, I was not destroyed by the ship s self-destruct! When the countdown was not properly synchronized, I was able to barely get out, but the explosion sent me into an orbit around your miserable looking mud ball with all of my controls fried. I recently managed to restart my computer and then I already have started my plans! And if you think that I m just going to leave you alone, you re wrong. Soon, all of my plans will return and I shall rule you world! And besides, I enjoy messing with you puny human minds. And
And, I say interrupting him, You forgot that this is my dream! You re on my turf! I can lock you in here as it is my mind and trust me; you don t wanna be locked in the mind of Paul Leger! I form a platform beneath me and stand up.
What can you do to me? Gallaxhar asks me. All you can do is try and hurt me but that won t work
I cut him off when I shoot a string at his mouth and he is muffled and suddenly I change the turf to a long alley way with a lot of doors.
I pull him out into his full form. I see him as a squid-like alien being around 7 feet tall. He manages to remove the string.
What the Flagnog? He says in confusion. Where are we?
I reply to him, We are in the hallways of my imagination! I say gesturing to all the doors. I order them by age and also I put some dangerous ones in special doors.
If you ever hack into my mind ever again! I say warning him, I ll open every single one of these doors and I will trap you in here forever!
Oh so what, Gallaxhar says jokingly while peeking into my imagination room of when I was three, It s not like a simple adolescent carbon based life from can ever be a threat Oh my! He slams the door shut. What was that beast in there?
That beast is my baby blanket, Blankey, I say to him, I have been mutated into what I am by me fuzing with him. That is his energy force that I gave him when I was three in my imagination and I always am ready to open that door. But if you really want to be scared, I ll just open up the two most dangerous doors even more dangerous than the three year old door, my randomness door and my cartoon door! There are things that no man can survive in there, well except for me! I say slowly walking to the doors.
Nonsense! Gallaxhar says still not believing me, In here, I can warp reality as well. Suddenly the floor starts to warp but I stop it with my mind struggling. He replies, Don t bother, you can t stop me!
I fully de-warp the floor back to the hallway and say to him, Ah, the old try to depress me into a no-hope mood. Don t even bother that, I walk up to a door and open it and poke my head in. Ah, the Camp Woodstock door. I take a deep breath and then I close the door again, There, no more sad mood. See I can counter anything you try to stop me with.
Suddenly, I and fill myself with energy and start to look ripped! Finally he is scared.
Look Paul, Gallaxhar says slightly frightened, This is madness, maybe we can work something out.
Madness? I say angry that ever in the first place he dare question my imagination ever and so I decide to quote another movie but alter it a bit, No THIS IS MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! (300)
Computer! Gallaxhar yells, Terminate transmission!
I run at him and he is laughing as he starts to fade. I pummel his fading face into the ground yelling, GET OUT OF MY MIND!!! -
Suddenly, I was being shaken and I wake up as he finally disappeared.
I am surrounded by everyone, Monger, Link, Dr. Cockroach, Bob, Insecto and it was Susan, who was shaking me to wake me up.
Susan says assured now, Oh hank goodness Paul! We all woke up and when you didn t wake up for breakfast, Monger brought you into the main room so we could keep an eye on you in case you were sick.
Monger asks me, Why Paulankey, were you screaming get out of my mind ?
Dr. Cockroach adds in, Was there anything strange about your dream?
Bob jumps into the conversation, Oooh! Oooh! Was I in the dream?
Link asks me as well a question, Were you beating up someone?
Whoa guys, whoa, I say to them, First of all, I was just lucid dreaming and suddenly, someone had infiltrated my mind some how. It was
Who Paul? Susan asks.
I sigh, This may seem weird or impossible, but Gallaxhar.
Everyone gasps.
--End Chapter 17--