I have finally decided to crawl out of my hole and actually add –something- to this…. (ack, a giant ant just dropped from the ceiling and landed next to the keyboard! By giant, I mean the size of my thumbnail, and I have some pretty big thumbnails).

Anyway, I know I was supposed to update sooner, but I was busy graduating (woot) and getting a job. Well, now I'm at work for the government and have absolutely nothing to do. Most people (non-interns) have every other Friday off, and today is the other Friday… very slow day

I am not really sure what I am going to do with this story: I liked it when it started, but I felt like I was trying too hard to smash together too many universes. I think I'll just turn it into a more crack-fic rather than a serious piece and turn my seriousness to a new crossover I've been working on.

So, naturally, this is the BEWARE for randomness to occur. I'll try to stay in the same style, but my style has changed significantly after senior English.

Well, on with the story, right? (At least until I have to do something… I'll say when I have to resort to working on this at home.)

Wow, I had to reread half of the story to even remember what the heck was going on. And, since it seems very strange, I'm going to make several of the stranger characters simply disappear. You'll see. Don't worry, they will be back, I just can't work with them anymore for now.

Oh, and don't forget to read the note at the end. It will explain the "18A" on the chapter.

"Talking in common language" ((Japanese or English, depending on where it is))

'Thinking'

"-Talking in uncommon language-" ((Japanese or English around people that don't know the language spoken))

"Makai"

Telepathy ((Jean and Professor))

-Hiei's Telepathy-

Kurama arguing with himself:

'Suuichi/Kurama'

'Youko'

Chapter 18A: The Final Battle

Morning in the Xavier Institute was pretty normal, as precedes any extraordinary day. There were fights at the breakfast table between the Sayians and the rest of the male population on who got to eat what. There were plates that almost shattered on the floor by the ever clumsy members of the X-Men (especially Kitty). Oh, and there was a portal that appeared in the middle of the table and swallowed up several students.

That is right, for no apparent reason other than the authoress being tired of juggling so many characters, a few of the students just disappeared into thin air. The important students that fell into the black hole that swirled in the middle of the room were Marai Trunks, Yukina, and Inuyasha. The rest of the students, especially those from the universes from which those people came, jumped to their feet and cried out for them to come back.

The calls were in vain and Hiei declared his eternal hatred over the person responsible. ((at this time, the authoress is hiding from the possibility of more falling ants or fire or something from the angry character.))

Genkai was the only one who was calm as she sipped her green tea. "You all realize that the authoress is tired of you all not getting your butts moving and trying to kill the bad guys, right? She is probably angry that you all wasted so much time on your little therapy sessions in the last chapter."

"What authoress?" asked Yusuke as he noticed that actually a few of the other students from the Institute that had remained unnamed until today had disappeared too. Oh well, no one cares.

Hiei decided to set out on a mission: to find this "authoress" and kill her and all of her demon minions, as she MUST be the one responsible for the attacks from two chapters before. He jumped out the window, ran as a black flash out to the road, and just managed to hitch-hike on the top of a rather large truck that just so happened to be going in the direction that he wanted to go. Now, if he just knew where he was going….

Back at the mansion, Gohan was freaking out about what his mother would think when he says that Trunks had fallen into a black hole and disappeared from the universe. Somehow, the all-powerful alien was more afraid of the Frying Pan than he was afraid for his friend who was lost in the nether-reaches of space.

Yusuke tried to follow Hiei, but fell into a hole (not a black hole, just a hole) and managed to knock his head in. The authoress will deal with him later.

"This is the worst thing that can possibly happen!" Kitty exclaimed, "Like, OMG Trunks was SO hot!"

Professor X, who usually had something meaningful to say was left mute by the all-powerful authoress who was tired of so many darn characters. His wheelchair stopped working so he had to resort to telekinesis to move it. He didn't see the hole that Yusuke fell into and joined him, re-knocking out the detective and otherwise incapacitating himself.

Meanwhile, Kagome was crying hysterically about the disappearance of her lover. The authoress felt so bad for her that she opened a second portal and swallowed her up, too.

A few minutes passed before Hiei was magically able to find the office building where the authoress was hiding. Despite the fact that he was very obvious on the truck's roof, and that he was five states away from where he had started, and that he was going onto a military base, he had no problem finding exactly where the girl was hiding. His magical Jagan, which was impervious to authoress meddling, allowed him to figure it all out instantly.

He walked right in the building, katana in hand, passed the two amiable security guards who just smiled, to the door at the back of the room, down to the third cubicle on the left… where he is now pointing his katana at the authoress.

The authoress, quite afraid right now (and still ducking from the possibility of more falling ants from the ceiling), is being threatened to go back and fix the problem.

"Hn. Fix this. Or I'll tell them your little secret."

"NOOO!" she exclaimed, her voice absorbing into the cloth-like material of the cube.

The authoress, who still has nothing on her desk to do other than write the story that seems to be drawing to a close, had to make a decision: end the strange story now and return to a somewhat coherent storyline. Or, keep on the idea of having a stupid crack-fic.

Under loads of pressure, she decided to make her decision.

END CHAPTER

Before ya'll get mad at the cliffie… I just answered it for you.

Oh, what the heck, I still have time

ON WITH THE STORY

"No!" she said, "There is nothing that you can tell them that will make me want to stop this story. I am too bored and you all are interesting."

"Tell me where my sister is," Hiei demanded.

The authoress shrugged her shoulders and pointed to the next cubicle. In the middle of the space there was a trap door. He opened it, finding YET ANOTHER black hole. Leaving all logic behind, as male characters usually do while on a mission, he jumped in head first and landed on a purple elephant.

He looked around the place, and he was in paradise. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the people in line to be sent to their execution were all hiding from him. He saw a sign that named him as the killer.

Oh, he never wanted to leave. He took on a full-time job with them, forgetting completely that he even had a sister, and murdered people to his heart's content. When he wasn't busy, he rode around on the purple elephants and the green bears that made up the majority of the non-human life in the area.

In another strange dimension, Yukina was the main dancer at a top-of-the-line strip bar. She had forgotten all about her brother, too. Well, until one day when she decided she wanted to go see some gore and she rode a polka-dotted giant monkey to the other dimension. The two were reunited in some strange incestual way that left all who knew them avoiding them.

Kagome and Inuyasha ended up together rather quickly, and the two became secret agents working with the FBI to protect the national secrets of some made-up country that really doesn't exist but we like to pretend it does. When the two weren't doing their job, they were making love somewhere.

Trunks got the short stick. He merely sat in the ever-swirling black hole and watched it go round and round and round and round until he was so dizzy that he died. Poor Kid

The authoress would have stopped the story here with something to the effect of "and they all, except Trunks, lived happily ever after," but since she still has nothing to do, she just needs to stare at the wall some more.

Oh, what the heck.

THE END

Not really, of course. I really need to sit down with the original and write a realistic next chapter, though it probably will be in the same bad writing style of previous chapters, as I am tired of trying to be witty. This one was easy to write because of its elementary style, anyway.

As a side note, I really am working on a YYH/ Death Note crossover. I have the first few chapters written, but I need to make sure that I can work certain elements in before I try to post the prologue (it explains the history behind the story, so if I can't work the story to match it, I need to work it to match the story.)

When I get the time at home to re-read the work and make a copy of the timeline, then I might be able to make a legit chapter. As it stands, it will probably be one of the last, as there are no more secrets left to be told, and since that made up a bulk of the premise, I'm all out of ideas of what to do.

Well, I'm off to cover the phone for someone. I'll have to post this from home, 'cause I don't think the gov't will like me using their computers for that.

BTW, I wrote this before the review I recently received about my not updating in forever…

Ciao (for now)