---Chapter 26---

I quickly brought up the Hallways of my Imagination and suddenly, Gallaxhar appeared.
Welcome Gallaxhar, to the last time you ll see the Hallways of My Imagination! I say proudly, Wait so are we broadcasting? Yes, Gallaxhar says, Now, how am I supposed to get all those guaranteed villains and enemies for this battle? Oh yeah, I say, Wait a second. I snap my fingers and then two small guns appear out of thin air. I toss one to Gallaxhar and say, Here you go. Gallaxhar catches it and asks, What the flagnard is this? This is my latest mindvention ! I say proudly, The Teleportatorinator! This will take anyone you blast within my mind into a room which will be on opposite sides of the battle field which on we will do battle on. Yours is for one room, mine is for the other room. Okay? Alright so how many teammates can I get? Gallaxhar asks.
I shrug my shoulders, I don t know, we agreed I d not be able to take control of my mind and cheat at all, so immediately after I made the Teleportatorinators I disabled my controlling powers within here until one of us is declared a winner. Once you ve finished picking partners or the blaster will not allow anymore people to be chosen, you can just press the button on the right side and pull the trigger simultaneously to activate the Instant-Warp-To-Your-Room-On-Your-Side-Of-The-Battle-Field Function of the Teleportatorinator Alright, Gallaxhar says, See you once I m done building your doom! Muahahahahahahahahahaha! Gallaxhar then runs off and goes into a door for my middle school years.
I wave until he is in the door and then I casually walk into the cartoon Door.

Meanwhile back with Gallaxhar he stumbled upon the door for my middle school years which is basically the school grounds with everything interacting from each year. Within it, he located the bad part of the locker hallways. He finds a small group of bad looking kids and approaches them.
Hello there puny humans! Gallaxhar says, I am looking for the toughest one of you who hates Paul Leger. One steps forward, Yeah what s it to you? How would you like to beat him up? Gallaxhar asks, You ll be crushing his hopes and dreams! I d say I m in, he says extending a hand and saying, The name s Joe Webster 8th grader. So where is he? Oh you ll just have to wait, Gallaxhar explains, Here I ll send you to the waiting room. He aims the blaster at Joe and in a flash of light; Joe is gone and is now in Gallaxhar s room.
Excellent, Gallaxhar exclaims, Now on to the next room! -
Meanwhile I had arrived within the cartoon door and everything was normal as in each cartoon show was in their own areas. Alright, I started, First thing is first, I need to make a phone call from the phone I had installed last month right by the Door in and out. I know just who to call first. Over in the Phineas and Ferb cartoon area, Perry the Platypus was just visiting his secret spy base. Today he was using the tree trunk entrance. Once he was in the base he sat down and Monogram appeared on the monitor.
Good morning Agent P. Monogram started as he usually does, Today s mission is RIIIINNGGG!
Oh it s my phone, Monogram says, Pardon me for a sec Agent P Hello oh hello why yes he s right here .wait what!?.... Affirmative I ll send him immediately. He hangs up the phone and says, Agent P I just received a call from Paul! As you already know from his earlier visit to the cartoon room, the situation of everyone s existence is at stake, he s waiting over by the Entrance Door. It s Time! Good luck Agent P. We re all counting you. Agent P immediately don s his Hat-Copter and flies out of the tree and barely is not spotted by his owners.

Meanwhile back with Gallaxhar, he just found the Door to My own personal enemies!
Once he enters, he notices that there is a glass wall around the Door he sees a sign.
The sign reads: To make announcements press intercom button .Warning! Only open interaction door if you are sure you want to interact with THEM! What s THEM? Gallaxhar asks out loud, Oh well, I might as well press this button and see if anybody is even in here. He presses the button and the intercom system of this room activates.
He proceeds to make an announcement, Uh yes Hello I am Gallaxhar! I am here to round up anyone who wishes Paul Leger bad things! Please approach the Door if you are interested! That is all He deactivates the intercom and waits Suddenly there is a loud rumble out of every point of view there is a person running towards the Door. Soon a large mass of people are surrounding the glass wall. Wow Gallaxhar states, Paul made a lot of enemies. Yes he did, The entire crowd says in response.
Alright, Gallaxhar starts, I need you to organize by how badly you caused Paul to be your enemy. On the left begin with teasers then the further right you are means that you are even more disliked by Paul. After this everyone organized themselves and it seemed that it wasn t evenly equal. There are less teasers than there are people on the far right. And it seems that the ones on the right are from Paul s more recent years as most of the teasers are little kids.
Excellent, Gallaxhar says to himself, Now you there! On the farthest right, what have you done to Paul? The boy steps forward and says, I personally caused Paul torment his entire Middle School life. 6th Grade, I ruined his experience at Six Flags by following him and forced him onto a rollercoaster against his will. 7th grade, I constantly embarrassed him by pranking him constantly. 8th grade, I caused him to lose several friends by making him look like the bad guy! I would ve tormented him more but he ran off to St Johns High School while I stayed in the Auburn School District. Excellent! Gallaxhar responds, What is your name? My name is, Jeremy Lavallee, Jeremy says, So why do you want to know Paul s greatest personal enemy? Oh, I m building an army to crush him, Gallaxhar says. He aims the blaster at Jeremy, And you ve just been drafted! and in a flash Jeremy is in the room for Gallaxhar s group!
The flash frightens off the rest of Paul Leger s enemies like the wild animals they are.
Gallaxhar says, And off I go to the next Door! And with that, he leaves the room and continues his search for more comrades in the battle.
Soon he finds another hallway section with a set of signs, Oh what s this, Doors of Villainy? Shortcuts to every area within certain doors where the villains are currently. Takes the travel out of the word search. Excellent! Paul really should rethink his signs and organization! Muahahahahahaha! Now, Gallaxhar says out loud, Which Door do I choose first? He scans the Doors and finds the perfect one to enter first!
Aha! Here s the perfect one! Gallaxhar exclaims, Hmm, Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated, Perfect I ll see what an evil company has to offer! And Gallaxhar proceeds to enter the Door and it closes behind him.

Back with the monsters, they all are watching the split screen monitor and wonder if Paul can truly defeat Gallaxhar when he gave him so many choices for battle.
Susan asks Dr. Cockroach, Hey Dr. Cockroach? Dr. Cockroach responds, Yes Susan? Do you believe in Paul right now? Susan asks.
Well, we probably aren t going to escape so he is probably our only hope, Dr. Cockroach explains, So yes, do you? Of course! Susan replies.
Bob suddenly asks Link, Link, did Gallaxhar say anything about Insecto s bonds having fireworks? Bob, of all the times to not make sense, what are you talking about?!?! Link replies to Bob.
Well I just noticed that in the monitor showing Insecto, there are pretty fireworks happening on the middle band and also the bottom band is gone, Bob explains.
What! Dr. Cockroach, Link and Susan all ask in unison.
They all look at the monitor showing Insecto and they all notice the bottom band is gone and the middle band has a large spark on it.
Susan is the first to realize what the source of the spark is. Wait a minute that s Chris! Sure enough the source of the spark was Chris! He was on Insecto and he was wearing his robot arms from the convention and they were being used as blow torches to cut through the metal!
How did he make them do that? Link asks out loud.
Actually, Dr. Cockroach says slowly until Susan, Bob and Link look at him, At the convention when Chris and I met up in the tech section, we decided to upgrade his robot arms. I added the propeller abilities that he used to get up Insecto, but he thought up the blow torch idea. At this rate, he ll probably free Insecto and then she can rescue us! I am sorry to interrupt, Computer chimes in, But your plan is flawed. Even though Gallaxhar is the only one who can activate the weaponry and your traps, but I can control the deflector shield and so any attempt to reach this ship is futile. Drat! Link says.
Oh well, Susan adds in.
Well, look at the bright side, Dr. Cockroach says, If Paul wins NO! WHEN Paul defeats Gallaxhar, we ll have a ride out of here! Right, Susan says, I guess then Paul is our only hope and I believe in Him! -
Meanwhile back with me, my first partner has arrived.
I spot him from afar and wave to him as he lands. Once he lands, I greet him.
Glad to see you again Agent P, I say to him, How s your owners? Agent P gives me a thumbs up as he can t talk.
Good! I reply, Now here s the situation, I need your help in battle and I m going to harmlessly send you to a waiting room where you ll wait while I add more partners to our team. I need to borrow your hat-copter so I can venture across the cartoon room to get more partners, Ok? Agents P nods and I reply, Thanks, now, are you ready? He nods and I say, One Two Three! I blast him and he s gone in a flash!
Alright! I say while readying to use the hat-copter, One down, a whole lot to go! I take off with the hat-copter. And I start humming his catchy tune Dobedobedobah Dobedobedobah Dobedobedobah . Soon I fly by The Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated building and I ignore the catchy jingle and I fly on to the Peach Creek Cul-de-sac area.

Meanwhile, within the Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated building, Dr. Doofenschmirtz is preparing his evil plans for today.
And now, Dr.D begins, When Perry the Platypus arrives I shall deploy my Platypus trap and then I will reveal my plans to him and explain the purpose with a flashback! Hahahahahahahaha! KNOCK KNOCK! Is heard from his door.
Oh that probably isn t Perry because he always crashes through the wall or ceiling. I m coming! He answers the door and at the door, is Gallaxhar!
Hello strange looking human! Gallaxhar starts being unfamiliar with cartoons, I am Gallaxhar and I am looking for the owner of this Evil company! Oh then you re looking for me! Dr.D says extending his hand to shake, The name s Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz at your service! Dr.D for short. Now how may I help you? Well, I am searching for villains to help me defeat Paul! Gallaxhar explains, I have already gotten a few of his personal enemies but I need more people err partners. Are you in? If I help you, Dr.D asks, Will you help me defeat my nemesis? Sure, Gallaxhar replies.
I m in! Dr.D replies, But how do I get there? Oh, I ll blast you there, He responds and he blasts him without his consent.
As he leaves the room and returns to the hallway, Now where should I go next? Ah, how about this Door, Room of Weaponry. Excellent! And right next to the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings Doors. Nothing can stand in my way now! Muahahahahahaha! With that, he entered the Lord of the Rings Door.

Back with me, I had just arrived at the Peach Creek Cul-de-sac and soon I had found the trio I was looking for yet I only needed one of them.
I landed and put away Agent P s hat-copter and approached the trio with them working on their newest scam For today only, Eddy started up, You can try and last as long as you can on Bucking Ed! A quarter a try! Eddy was the announcer for today s scam while Double D (Edd) was the person who was preparing the kids to try and stay on Bucking Ed. Ed obviously was in the bull costume and was to try and keep everyone from staying on him long.
And the winner who stays on the longest wins this, Eddy says while showing everyone a large golden orb, The Golden Jawbreaker! I clearly saw that it was a bowling ball painted gold but I wasn t going to ruin it for them in fact Hey Eddy! I called out to get his attention from everyone else who were giving him a quarter to try and win the prize.
What is it Paul! Can t you see I m trying to scam here? Eddy shouts but realizes what he said and says, I mean I m trying to scan this group for who will win! Eddy, I say walking to in front of him, Here. I hand him a ten dollar bill, Take this ten, buy some Jawbreakers for you and Double D, go straight home and don t brag or joke around or else a chain of events will occur that will leave you jawbreakerless. And I need to borrow ED, Ok? Eddy being mesmerized by the 10 dollar bill in his hands causes Double D to approach me and ask, Paul, why do you need Ed? Well Double D, I reply, Do you remember when I visited the cartoon room and gave that speech? Why of course, Edd replies, But how does Ed fit into this? Well, as we speak, Gallaxhar is roaming my mind, acquiring the many enemies and villains I have mentally stored here as memories. I need to build a team to oppose him and Ed is on my list for my crew, I explain.
Well certainly you can take Ed, Edd replies, Oh Ed come over here. Ed approaches in costume and says, Oh hello Paul, I am Bucking Ed! Ed, I say seriously, I need you to focus. The fate of the world and of every single chicken on Earth rests in your hands! I need you to join me in a battle against evil. The fate of the entire world s chicken population rest in my hands, Ed says while holding his hands right over his eyes, Oh no! Who turned out the Sun?!?! Ed begins to run around and then he runs into a nearby fence and his costume falls off and he is in regular clothes.
I chuckle at Ed and remove his hands from his eyes and ask, So are you in? Count me in because I LOVE CHICKENS! Ed replies.
Alright so I m gonna blast you and then you ll be in a waiting room don t worry, there is a candy dish and I believe there is a few jawbreakers ok? I ask and Ed nods so I blast him and then when the flash is done, Ed is gone!
And now I m off to see my master, I say and then I shoot off into the air on the hat-copter for the Hair Kingdom.

Once I arrived in the Hair Kingdom I easily find my master as he is fighting against a large sign that says Down With Hair! Luckily he defeats it and notices me.
As I land he greets me, Hello Paul, I am guessing that it s time? Yup, I reply, So are you ready? Sure just mind the fro , He replies and I blast him to the waiting room, knowing no one in the world watching me collect my partners for this epic battle on Gallaxhar s broadcast would have saw who I just chose.
And now, I say to my self, On to Hawaii! I take off but luckily, I installed a lot of wind streams in the air for the cartoon room since it is huge! So I was there in a heart beat!

Once there, I picked up a certain little blue alien experiment and then I took one of the many shortcut doors out and back to the hallway of my imagination.
Few! I say, Ok now I just need to try and fit at least two more guys in before I visit the Weapons Vault now where is my Camp Woodstock Door There it is! I walk into it and luckily, my memories of Camp cause the Door to this room to be right by the Program Lodge.
I notice the two guys I m looking for and I approach them.
Hi Mike, Hi Jimmy, I say to them.
They both turn around and say, Hey Paul, what s up? Mike then asks, Why are you here visiting your fictional Camp Woodstock memories in the middle of the day? Well It s because I need both of your help. I reply, See an alien called Gallaxhar is going to destroy the world unless I can defeat him in a battle within my mind and so we both are building up a team to fight the other. If I lose, my friends and I will be destroyed and the Earth will be taken over by Gallaxhar! Jimmy replies, So if you lose and he takes over the world, no more Camp Woodstock to help build friendships and character? Yup, I reply sadly.
Well, Jimmy says, If the real Camp Woodstock is in danger then count me in! Me too! Mike agrees.
Great! I say, Now I need to get you to the waiting room and to do that, I need to blast you there ok? They both nod and then in a flash, they both are gone and in the waiting room!
After I walk back out into the Hallway of my Imagination, I look at the Teleportatorinator and it is having a small green light blinking.
Well, I say, It seems I m done gathering members so I just have to visit the Room of Weaponry and then I ll be ready for the battle! -
As I walk down the Hallway to the Room of Weaponry , back in the real world, Susan, Link, Bob and Dr. Cockroach are talking about me.
So, Link says, I think Paul may have a challenge on his hands. What do you mean?! Susan replies in shock.
Did you see what Gallaxhar chose in the Lord of the Rings Door and who Gallaxhar chose in the Star Wars Door! Link says, Not to mention everything he chose from the Room of Weaponry for his team! Look Link, Dr. Cockroach says, Paul knows what he is doing. Remember how he took down the giant robot. I would have only messed with the wires and it would have still kept going. I bet he has a trick up his sleeve. Yeah, Susan replies, Besides, if he didn t know what he was doing, would he have challenged him? I guess you re right, Link says in agreement and then to the monitor he yells even though I can t hear him, Come on Paul! Kick his butt! -
Meanwhile, I have just gotten to the Room of Weaponry. The Room was a medieval dungeon detail and the room is lit by torches.
Along the wall, there is an enormous assortment of weapons! I couldn t tell what Gallaxhar took because he blasted them as a copy to the waiting room with his Teleportatorinator so all I could do is choose weapons.
As I walk in I notice the silent alarm was triggered and is only shown by how the torches flames were blue instead of red.
Well, I say out loud, I guess Gallaxhar was already here! I walk over to the fifth torch on the left and turn it counter-clockwise 90 degrees and then the torches turn red again.
Too bad he only found the villains weapons. I say.
Suddenly, the part of the wall where the torch I turned is slides up and I enter the high tech section where all the heroic weapons are stored!
I marvel at all of the weapons and then I regain focus.
Alright, I say while walking around blasting each weapon for my teammates, So I need These and This for Mike This for Jimmy That for Perry Stitch will like That Ed will love These !... Now my Master only needs This Finally, I need This , That , Those and These .
Finally, I am finished with my choices and now all I had to do was activate the Instant-Warp-To-Your-Room-On-Your-Side-Of-The-Battle-Field Function of the Teleportatorinator.
I activate it and then the device announces in a monotone voice, Warping to proper Room in 3 2 1 Now! -
In a flash of light, I am gone and I suddenly am in my room and I see all of my partners and I quickly give each of them their weapons and soon we re ready!
I say, Alright guys, I just need to call Gallaxhar s room and if he s ready then It s TIME! I use the phone to call the other Room and, Hello? Gallaxhar here! Are you ready for your DOOM!? Gallaxhar asks.
I reply, I m ready for battle if that is what you mean. Well I am, Gallaxhar says, I believe you ll have trouble winning! We ll see, I reply, So, now that we re both ready, the doors should be able to open, if so, see you on the battle field! I hang up and then the Door to the battle field opens.
Ready everyone? I ask and they Nod and so I shout out, Then Let s do this for Camp Woodstock, The Earth, For my Friends and for who I m in love with, Susan! We all walk into the battle field room and I have my partners stay back while I confront Gallaxhar in the middle for a before battle handshake. And so we can have an introduction for everyone.
As I walk forward, I think to my self, This will be the most important battle in my life and I intend to WIN! Nothing can go wrong!

--End Chapter 26--