What will Max and Fang sing??? It is time to find out!!!!!!!!
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And those brownies I made were perfect. YAY!
I'M IN HEAVEN--so here is chapter 7
Chapter 7
Fireworks went off and so did the cheering for the end of the song. Next thing I heard was an "EW!" a "finally", and 2 "Awww"'s.
"Gosh it took you two long enough!" Iggy said.
"Iggy?" I asked
"Yeah?"
"Shut up." I said not breaking my gaze with fang. Then we leaned in and kissed again. Faintly I heard "no stop it!!! MY RETINA'S!!!!" Gazzy most likely.
Too soon Mr. announcer guy ( I really should of found out his name instead of just calling him Mr. announcer guy) came up to the mike and said "And now please welcome to the stage Nick and Maxine!"
Fang and I broke apart and he got up and held his hand out for me. Any other day or time century I would of just smacked his hand away but I felt the need to take it and walk hand in hand to the stage.
"you ready?" Fang asked me while walking up to the stage.
Let's Knock their socks off." I said and we started to sing.
(Anything You Can Do by Ethel Merman and from Annie Get Your Gun [Max; Fang])
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge
with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
cheaper than you.
Fifty cents?
Forty cents!
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Scream)
I can drink my liquor
faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
and get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest!
In my shoes?
In your hat!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Somehow bye the end of the song Fang and I ended up back to back with our arms crossed over our chests smiling like fools.
Fang + smiling = happiness
We walked back to the table (hand in hand might I add) and saw the whole flock laughing their lungs out.
"You guys were so funny!" Nudge said. Her laughter seemed to never end.
"Why thank you all," I said taking my seat, "I'm glad you got a good laugh because that is what we wanted."
"But Max," Angel said still giggling, "I thought you were gonna do a slow song."
"You said we had to do a duet. You never specified what kind."
"She's got you there Angel." Fang said wrapping his arm around my shoulders as I leaned into him taking in his wonderful scent.
"Please Max? Please Fang? Do one more for me! One slow song that's it! PLEASE!!!"
Don't look max. Don't look up……crap I looked……darn those bambi eyes.
I looked at Fang with a look that said `One more? ` And he gave me a look that said `sucker`. But I knew he was joking…..I think.
"alright." I said. "One more song and it'll be slow ok?"
"Oh yes! Thank you max and Fang."
"Ok let's go find one. Last. song." I said looking in her direction. She just giggled.
"Then we are leaving. It's been a long day."
We got out of the booth and practically ran to the sheet found another song and were going to be up soon.
Angel you're a lucky girl I thought
`Thanks Max` she thought back.
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