Once Gallaxhar and I had met up in the middle of the battle field, I extended my hand to him and say, May the best one win.
Gallaxhar barely shakes my hand and says, I intend to win!
Sheesh! I say in response, That much confidence must mean you managed to get some decent partners for your team!
I did! Gallaxhar says in response, Did you find any pathetic humans to try and delay your demise?
Well not just humans and they aren t going to delay my demise, I reply, They are going to stop my demise and help me win!
Oh really? Gallaxhar asks, Well then, if you re so confident, then how about we begin this battle. You can introduce your pathetic team first!
Oh no, I reply, Guests before the Home Team, after you.
Fine! Gallaxhar says angrily, I d like to re-introduce you to two people from your past who apparently hate you and will help me take you down!
Gallaxhar continues, First, I d like to introduce the boy with a plan. He caused you dismay all throughout your middle school life. He is ticked you left Auburn and ran away to St. Johns and wants to get back at you ever since. I am pleased to present Jeremy Lavallee!
From behind Gallaxhar, Jeremy appears and he smiles evilly at me and I notice he isn t going to fight weaponless.
Gallaxhar finishes, And he is sporting the latest in blaster technology, from the Star Wars movies, the actual replica working models of Jango and Bobba Fett s Blasters!
Then Gallaxhar continues, Someone else you might remember from your past, he s mean, he s not clean, he s missing a chromosome and wishes to crush your hopes and dreams I am proud to announce Joe Webster!
Joe appears next from behind Gallaxhar. He is also got some decent weaponry.
Gallaxhar describes Joe s weaponry, And Joe is wielding the latest in robotic tendrils! Originally used by Brainiac in his special appearance on Static Shock!
Gallaxhar further goes on, Next, he s evil, he s mean, his Company actually has the word evil in it! A evil man with an evil Plan Dr. Doofenschmirtz! A.K.A. Dr. D!
I am surprised to see Dr. D of all people chosen by Gallaxhar and I see he too has got something to fight with.
And he is using very special power gauntlets that will put the squeeze on anyone he faces! Gallaxhar says while trying to seem as scary as ever!
Now this, Dr. D says slowly clenching and unclenching the battle gauntlets, Is EVIL!
Gallaxhar begins to introduce his next partner, And now, The more superior members of my team! First, he s mean, he s a cyborg, his name describes what he ll cause you, from the Star Wars series General Grievous!
Now from behind Gallaxhar, General Grievous appears and he lights up four Lightsabers and has his extra arms out to wield the third and fourth sabers. Suddenly, I hear some metallic marching from behind him as well.
Gallaxhar continues, And he is not only going to be wielding four Lightsabers! He will be assisted by three robots that you, apparently, consider weapons! A Battle Droid, A Super Battle Droid and A Destroyer Droid a.k.a. Droideka!
Out march the three droids and in unison I hear, Roger, Roger.
Gallaxhar told me that you called my upgrades unnecessary changes ! General Grievous says with a small cough, You re going down!
Gallaxhar says, Meanwhile, I ll be wielding a standard Star Wars blaster and a Halo energy sword!
I then say, Is that all? I d think you d at least get a big dangerous partner
Suddenly, STOMP!!! STOMP!!! STOMP!!! is heard and the ground shakes!
Gallaxhar says, Actually, there s one last partner on my team. From The Lord of the Rings , He s big, on fire, straight from the Mines of Moria The Balrog!!!!!
Suddenly, from behind Gallaxhar s group, the Balrog appears! He is stronger than ever! I guess Gallaxhar found the Lord of the Rings Door easily.
Gallaxhar finishes, And he is wielding the classic Sword of Fire and Fire-Whip!
I stare at Gallaxhar s team and I say, Wow I thought you d just go all out with the cloning machine but you picked some great partners!
Well, Gallaxhar says, Where s your pathetic excuse for a team ?
Oh, I say, They re waiting for me to introduce them I clap twice and a small microphone on a stand pops out of the ground.
Hey, Gallaxhar says angrily, I thought we agreed you would lose the ability to control everything until after the batle!
I reply, We did, I put this in and made it clap responsive for the battle when I made the field.
I regain focus and grab the microphone, And Now I am proud to introduce A boy who knows his way around Tatooine, he s a real person though, he s a Woodstocker Born and Woodstocker Bred and not to mention he can impersonate Anakin Skywalker Mike Garavel!
Mike walks out and he stands proudly and everyone sees he s not empty handed
I continue, And he s not going in this empty handed, he will be wielding not one but TWO Lightsabers. Not only that, Mike will be wearing specially made gloves that severely increase their Midichlorean Count and allow the wearers to use the Force!
Mike activates his two lightsabers and twirls them. He then puts them away and shows the gloves are real by lifting up a small rock and throwing it away from the field.
I proceed with the introductions, Next up, he s also real and a friend of both Mike and myself, he s the biggest fan of Gandalf this side of Middle Earth James Fredric Tully a.k.a. Jimmy!!!
Jimmy walks out from behind me and is holding the two perfect weapons for him to wield.
And he is ready to battle with the two most known weapons to be wielded by Gandalf the Grey and White, I say contently, Gandalf s staff and his legendary sword, Glamdring!
Jimmy twirls the sword and staff and then re-sheaths the sword and shouts, For Rohan! ... Oh, and for Camp Woodstock, and for Earth!
I nod to him and then I resume introducing, Next up, he s yellow, he s strong, he loves chickens, straight from the Peach Creek Cul-de-sac Ed!!
Ed marches out and he isn t in his regular clothes.
I explain what he is wearing, Ed will be doing combat in classic video game armor from the Metroid series Samus Aran s Power Suit!
Cool! Ed exclaims, This is just like what Evil Tim used in my favorite comic book!
Awesome Ed! I reply and then I continue, And now, it s time for an animal who is on my team! He s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action, he s a furry little flat foot who never flinched from the fray, he s got more than just mad skills, he s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the women swoon, whenever they hear him say, *-platypus sound-* He s Perry!, Perry the Platypus!!!
Out walks Perry, but he s not unarmed.
I say, And he s wearing, straight from his lair on Phineas and Ferb , his playpus exo-power-suit!
Dr. D suddenly exclaims, Perry the Platypus, how unexpected and by unexpected I mean unexpected so Paul picked you on his team?
Perry nods and then I continue introducing my team, Now Gallaxhar, I decided since you picked some humans on your team, I decided to pick an alien on my team.
Oh really, Gallaxhar replies, And who did you pick?
I reply, I picked the alien experiment creaed by Jumba Jookiba. He was initially evil but was turned good by a Hawaiian girl Lilo. He is indestructible and can lift up to 3,000 times his own weight. He s blue and fluffy. I am proud to present Stitch!
Stitch rolls out from behind me in ball-form and then stands up and says, Aloha!
I continue, And Stitch will be using a classic blaster from his series, Lilo and Stitch.
I now only need to introduce one more person, And now It s time for the one who is the greatest cartoon in the history of ever! At least in my opinion. He s from the year 300X and has saved the world s follicles from the felons wishing them harm. He is the king of random, king of comedy and can pull off the trickiest of Super Fists to master. He s 6 foot seven inches. Weighing in at 346.96 lbs. He s the golden afro-ed hero who is only known as Bobobo-bobo-bobo a.k.a. Bobobo!!!!!!!
Bobobo walks out coolly and has no weapons.
Ha! Gallaxhar says greedily, He has no weapons, he s defenseless!
No, I reply, He has a weapon His Jacket! Trust me when he pulls it out, you ll see.
Gallaxhar replies, Then what are you going to use?
I say, I ll be using my most prized weapons. My Adamant Scimitar from my Runescape Account. A standard blaster from Lego Star Wars. The Wings of Tinabi , a shen gong wu from Xiaolin Showdown. Lastly, from the Kirby series, Meta Knight s own sword, Galaxia!
Where did you get those from? Gallaxhar shouts, I didn t see any of your teams weapons in the Room of Weaponry .
Oh, I say, You couldn t solve a simple human puzzle to get at the heroic weapons I m surprised!
The field goes dead quiet, soon everyone locks eyes and I shout, Pre-battle huddle! And my group huddles to plan. Meanwhile Gallaxhar team huddles as well.
Jeremy asks Gallaxhar, Why are we huddling?
I don t know but his team is doing it, Gallaxhar replies.
Meanwhile in my group we are planning.
Ok, I start, We ve got a good team set up against them.
I point to Perry, Perry, you can handle Dr. D right? He nods.
Ed says, I ll handle Jeremy.
Mike states, I can take on Grievous, but those droids are a problem
I reply, Stitch, can you help out Mike?
Ih! Stitch replies which means, Yes .
Great! I reply, Jimmy, I believe I know who you ll be taking on.
Indeed you do, Jimmy replies, The Balrog.
Excellent, I say, Bobobo, I believe I know you ll be taking on Joe?
Sure thing Paul, Bobobo replies, I ll give him such a whooping, he ll need chopsticks to eat with a toothpick!
And I ll handle Gallaxhar, I say, And remember, when you defeat your opponent, help out anyone who needs the most help.
And remember, this is for the whole kit and caboodle, if we lose, I say, Everyone lose soon three one two three BREAK!
We break and we go and stand on our side of the battle field.
Meanwhile back with the Monsters back in Gallaxhar s ship, they are observing who I chose along with the weapons I picked.
I m proud to say, Link says, That Paul can actually pull this off.
Yeah, Dr. Cockroach says agreeing, But I think the Balrog will prove some challenge for him.
Susan says contently, I know he can pull this off He will win and then, the world wins!
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Back with me, both teams are ready so I shout out to Gallaxhar, May the battle for Mankind, My friends, My Love Susan and the Earth BEGIN!
Both sides start running at the other team!
FOR EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone on my team shouts loudly in unison.(except for Perry)
FOR EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone on Gallaxhar s team shouts.
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LET THE MOST EPIC CROSSOVER BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE EARTH BEGIN!
--End Chapter 27--