The President starts, Uh hello there umm, Gallaxhar I was wondering if instead of destroying the world Why don t you join the United States of America?
Hmmm Gallaxhar says, Further explain
Well, President Hathaway says, Once you re proud to be an American, because you ll know that you are free (drones on ..luckily distracting him)
Meanwhile I get Susan s attention quietly, Susan!
Susan whispers back, What?
I reply, I m going to do what I told you I was going to do and release Blankey ok?
Ok but be careful Susan whispers back nervously.
I sit down and start to reach deep within my self and soon I find Blankey and unleash him!
I open my eyes but I can t see I realize that Blankey is seeing and so I sit back and let him take over.
President Hathaway still was droning on, And so you see, if you choose to be an American you get many perks!
Hey Gallaxhar! I/Blankey shout!
Gallaxhar turns around, What?
Wanna see me imitate a video game? Blankey makes me say, I ll probably get seriously hurt by trying to reenact an impossible stunt!
As your last request Gallaxhar thinks out loud, Sure why not Paul it s not like you can actually do anything bad to me
Gallaxhar, Blankey makes me say, It s not Paul anymore! It s Blankey!
WHAT? Gallaxhar replies.
Blankey makes me go into an unfamiliar stance from a certain character from the F-Zero series and so then he makes me say, FFFFAAAALLLLLCCCCOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, Gallaxhar shouts, STOP!
PPPPPPPPUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!! Blankey has me say and then my fist collides with the container glass and it shatters!
Gallaxhar falls from the wave of glass and since it s Blankey, I don t feel any pain in my fist.
Ok Paul, Blankey says, As Mortal Combat says, FINISH HIM!
Gladly, I say as I regain control of my body!
I slowly walk over to Gallaxhar who gets up and starts to run at the control for the Traps!
I shout, Don t make a single movement Gallaxhar!
Or what? Gallaxhar says annoyed, It s not like you can stop me
Oh really? I reply as I go into a stance used by Bobobo, Super Fist of the Paulankey Nose Hair!
Ha! You can t do that in reality! Gallaxhar replies.
Hmm, I m still part fabric and I can still control the fabric in my body I think it s a yes! I say strongly!
Paul! Susan shouts, Be careful!
I nod and shout, SNOT FOR YOU!!!!
Immediately, my nosehairs appear out of my nostrils and I m amazed!
Gallaxhar is frightened and leaps towards the controls but I m to fast!
I lash at him and grab his ankle and he falls to the ground after I pull him away from the controls.
Come on Gallaxhar! I say going onto a karate pose , Let s dance no modifications . Just a Mutated Human Monster vs a Squid-like Alien!
Gallaxhar tries to hit me but I dodge and say, Too slow!
Gallaxhar tried to charge me and I jump back and I shoot string at his legs and he falls for the oldest trick in the book a slippery wad of fabric shaped like a banana peel!
Woah! Gallaxhar shouts as he falls over!
I immediately shoot string at him until he is a 'cocoon' of his former self! I hang him up and The Monsters cheer!
You did it Paul! Susan yells.
Not yet, I say as I walk up to the computer s mainframe.
Hey Computer! I shout at the mainframe, Tell me how to release my friends and activate the shutdown!
Query, Computer asks, Why would I do that for a carbon based life-form?
If you don t, I say, I ll just mess around until your voice sounds like Sean Connery on helium!!!!!!!!!
Error! Computer says, Impossible event to let happen! The switch on the top left is for your friends containers. Alas, I have no memory of a shutdown switch!
Oh well, I say as I press the button, I know someone who does!
As they open, Everyone runs up to me and then I get suddenly picked up by Susan.
She immediately kisses me as best as she can and I kiss back as I best can.
I then am put down and I go to Dr. Cockroach.
Hey Dr. Cockroach, I say, You ve tangled with this computer before can you activate the self destruct?
Indubitably Dr. Cockroach replies.
He runs off to look at the wires and says, Drat! There s no hexadecimal color code sequence!...Only a few rerouting of wires is needed, that s all! A few seconds pass and then
Warning! Computer chimes, Self Destruct activated!
Good job Dr. Cockroach! I say to him.
Computer continues, Self Destruct to initiate in T-minus 3 minutes!
Well doesn t give us much time! Link says, Let s get out of here!
We all run over to where there is a window.
Susan, I say, Can you break the glass?
I ll try Susan says.
She steps back and kicks the window and it pops out!
Wow, Susan says, I guess Gallaxhar had this as an easy escape window!
Link whistles and then we wait
Suddenly, Insecto appears outside the window and on his head is Monger and Chris!
Well, Monger says, I guess he wasn t expecting this
Wait! Gallaxhar shouts, You can t leave me here!
I say in response, You mean like this I start walking towards Insecto.
Suddenly, the Computer chimes, Self destruct in T Minus 20 seconds
Chris shouts, Hop on!
We all hop onto Insecto and she takes off away from the ship!
10 9 8 7 6 Computer says.
We can make it, Link says, Come on Insecto you can do it!
SCREEE! Insecto roars in agreement as she picks up speed.
5 4 3 2 1 , Computer says, Hmmm, I guess my count down is still mal-
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ship explodes and we made it out of there!
We land in the park where the plane-jet is and there is a crowd applauding for us for saving the world!
As Insecto lands she lets out a roar and turns so we can slide down her wings to the ground.
As we get to the ground we see many people, both from the convention and from just around Boston clapping and cheering.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, out walks a man with a camera crew!
Out of my way, The man shouts, Susan!
Susan looks over to him and says, Derek?
Susan, Derek says, I wanted to say that I m sorry for what I did.
Really? Susan asks.
Yeah! Derek says proudly, And if I get an exclusive interview with you I can get promoted at New York News Center from the weekly weatherman to Network! We can have the life I uh I mean We ve always wanted
I suddenly walk in between Susan and Derek.
Susan, I say, So is this the Derek Deetle that dumped you, tried to interview you and you dumped him?
Yeah, Susan replies.
I turn to Derek and say, Alright buddy, I think you need to get your facts straight. If you love Susan, you d drop this stupid, self-absorbed and selfish news promotion, but you won t. Now, I love Susan and I don t want to get any perks from it like you do. If I were you, I d leave.
Who are you to say that to me, Derek asks, Besides, you re just a teenager! What have you done for her?
I reply, I saved her from being killed by Gallaxhar and I saved the Earth! Can you beat that?
No, Derek responds, And how does hat involve me interviewing Susan because
I interrupt him, And besides, you can t interview Susan when you re hanging upside down from a street-lamppost by your pants that have gone inside-out and leaves you hanging embarrassingly in your boxers!
Wait what? Derek asks.
Before he can say anything else, I shoot a string around his pants waist and also bind his legs with string and he falls over!
Then I shoot a string over a nearby lamppost and connect it to the string at his waist.
Link would you do the honor? I say to Link as Susan puts me up on her shoulder.
Gladly, Link replies as he goes over to the lamppost and pulls the opposite end of the string.
Woah! Derek shouts as he is hung upside-down and then on cue, he drops a bit as his pants turn inside-out and hang-on to his feet and he is in his boxers still upside down!
Link ties the string and walks back over to where we are.
Turn off the camera! Derek shouts as everyone laughs at him, including his camera man!
Susan giggles and kisses me lightly on the head.
Meanwhile, Monger has just got a message from the facility.
Monsters! Monger starts, I could cry right now, if I didn t lose my tear ducts in the war! But not crying will have to wait, the world needs you again!
Susan and I both ask in unison, What is it General?
It seems that the Jersey Devil is back on a spree of frightening all of, well New Jersey! Monger says and he adds on a, Oooorah!
Well, Susan says, Who s with me?
I ll go to the ends of the world with you Susan. I say and I kiss her on the cheek to which she blushes.
What do ya say Insecto? Link asks Insecto.
SCREE! SNORT!! Insecto roars in agreement.
We re in! Link says for both Insecto and himself.
I m in! Bob says in agreement.
Count me in too! Dr. Cockroach says.
Soon, we are all on Insecto and we are about to take off.
Chris waves to us as we wave back. Monger meanwhile salutes us.
Insecto takes off and we fly off into the sunset.
So long Derek! Bob shouts, Good luck getting over me getting Susan instead of you!!!
Umm, Bob, I say, It s me who is getting Susan instead of Derek I mean only if you want me to Susan.
I would be honored, Susan says as she leans over and we kiss as Insecto continues to fly into the sunset.
--End Chapter 29-
--BUT!!!! WAIT!
Author s comments:
.....Well, I suppose you want me to say The End well it s not the end yet
Susan and Paulankey romance is not over yet and the monsters don t have to stay at the facility forever because they are given freedom.
I hope you know what this means
Stay tuned for the sequel of A New Thread of Life A 2nd Thread of Life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!