Magical random voice's P.O.V
A lone figure walked on the rocky roads to Iwagakure. Well…precisely ,like a lone, haggard , tired , sweaty, hungry , thir- OK, that's probably enough..Let's give the main character 'time' to introduce herself right?
Midori's POV
Hellooo! Sorry for the inconvenience the talkative voice thingy caused you..yea..It haunted me many times as well *shivers*..Anyway, my name is Hayashi Midori! (literally means 'Forest green') I know..WATTA NAME..horrible,right?
By the way,since you can't see my gorgeous body..I'll just describe it..I got waist long brown hair, pale skin and green eyes.I wear a knee-length black Kimono with summon scrolls inside the sleeves. In my old village,I have a nickname. 'ANBU no Midori' or 'Midori of the ANBU'. I know..what a dumb name..Well, at least,there's a reason!
It's because of my exceptional skills , I became an ANBU captain at the age of 10 ! I know yea! I beat THAT weasel . And, that's not all.I came from a clan that can have up to 5 kekkei genkai's which you can choose and practice upon.I already have Fuuton, Katon, Suiton and Doton. But I'm also working out on Raiton. I became a jounin at the age of 13 as well.
So,technically, I am one of the most powerful ANBU in my time.I'm 18 now,and I became a missing-nin. Why? It's because of THAT weasel. Coz when he killed his own clan,he told me to come to the Uchiha compound. So when shinobis found me,they thought I helped HIM. Since I had a fight with Fugaku-Teme last night, so,here I am now,exiled from the village I served my whole life..Well, not Whole since I'm only 18.. But,still , most of the time, I died of Boredom.
But not Today! I found this really cool black flyer flapping in the tree I'm sitting on. When I read it,…Well, it was REALLY hard to read since the paper is black and the pen is HOT PINK!
After several eye squinting,I finally managed to read the writings..It was something like "Looking for willing S-class criminal recruits! The super , duper SECRET organization Akatsuki is looking for new members! If You're interested, go to the inside of the highest mountain in Iwa where we are currently stationed! ANBU and good ninjas not allowed! I'm a good boy!-TOBI "
I blinked several times at the message. Then I spotted something more terrible. A photo of a carrot faced idiot wearing a flowery black and red cloak doing the thumbs up is pasted on the bottom.
I just have to stifle a laugh. I mean, seriously? What kind of crazed secret organization writes their address?!Geez! No wonder they're lacking members! We~ll..It's better than nothing..I mean I'm sooo bored! So, I screamed in my mind.
'I want fun! I really need missions nooowww! '
'Yes,Yes you do'
I was panicked stricken. I looked around furiously. "Who's there?! Come out!And how the hell did you read my mind!" I shouted to no one in particular with a kunai in hand. Ok. I admit, not the smartest idea.
'Because I'm your conscience..I'm in your mind dope..No need to shout..sheesh'
'You are?' Now I'm really confused.
'Yes..Yes I am..Now,if I were you,I'll get my ass in that organization . .'
'Why you!-How dare you-'
I was about to shout to my 'conscience' if it wasn't for the rustle I heard in the bush located at my back. Instinctively, I hurled a Kunai with a bomb tag in it. After a few moments When I looked as to what it is..it turned out to be..a white bunny..we~ll..It used to be a white bunny. Now, it was nothing but a bloody, mangled dead and a really dirty white bunny. If you can still call it a bunny.
When I finally turned around and started to travel again, I sensed someone's chakra behind me. And it was really familiar. So, when I turned around, it turned out to be...
"Hatake Kakashi" I hissed.
"Yo.." …seriously?! That is his reply?! WTF!
My eyes twitched "You know, your vocabulary is worse than an Uchiha's" I realized that..my voice is so loathsome.. did I really hate Konoha that much?
I was brought back to reality when Kakashi crinkled a smile and said "Says Itachi's girlfriend who left kono-" Now,That just crossed the line.
I didn't make him finish his really annoying sentence because I managed to land a chakra infused punch on his face.I then dashed to his side and stabbed him on the arm.
"I am SO NOT his GIRLFRIEND!" I very literally screamed in his left ear. When he hurled a Kunai at me, I took several jumps back. Able to avoid the attack. After that, I decided it's not worth my time and I started to walk away with my back turned against then,I decided to make one final retort while I am walking.
"And I didn't LEAVE Konoha, YOU made me leave! I was Exiled!EXILED!"
"Me?" Kakashi said with fake shock.
"Yes! All of you in that village! All of you turned on me! You spewed lies and got me exiled! Punished for something I DIDN'T do!"
When I finally faced him, It turned out that he was reading his Icha Icha paradise all throughout my little 'speech'.
"Can you please at least listen to me while I'm talkin?!" I said making my hands flicker with fire.
"And why should I? You just literally screamed your head off on my ear and stabbed me in the arm. So tell me why should I listen to you?"
"Well..I-"
"And besides, I'm here to capture you."
"Wh-WHAT?!But-Wha-You're not even a hunter nin last time I checked! For all I know you just stumbled upon me while you're on a mission!"
"So? Who cares?" He looked at me lazily and placed his hand on top of his other hand and electricity crackled on his hand.I looked at it a little bit panicked because I have worked with him for a few times and i know what's going to happen next.
"Chidori!" Then he thrusted the chidori towards me.
"What the –Substitution no jutsu !" Good thing I made it in time, coz when I finally teleported somewhere safe, I saw the damage the chidori caused. I dashed out of the place but he spotted me. "Kage bunshin technique !"
"You know, that won't work on me." He drawled lazily while chasing after me."I once thought you're strong. But , so far all you did is run. What a disappointment."
I halted so fast that Kakashi almost stumbled upon me. Disappointment? My eyes narrowed dangerously.I regained my composure and turned to him slightly.
"Did..Did you just say I am weak?! Why you..I'll make this quick and basic." I growled at him. Kakashi just raised his eyebrows quizzically. I quickly did some hand signs and did my jutsu. "Fire style: Hundred flaming Lanterns!"
Hundreds of fireballs pursued Kakashi..While I used this as a distraction to slip away from the white haired jounin's sight.
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It's been several days since that encounter. I've been looking for the Akatsuki hideout. I'm tired, sweaty and almost chakra drained. Almost.
After all those directions and tips Tobi the carrot boy gave ,who knows it's still gonna be this hard? I looked up at the sky and sighed..I guess I have no choice.
I bit my thumb hard until blood came out. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu! Tsuki!" I summoned my most annoying summon. The big headed silver she-owl, Tsuki. And yes, I refused to add a –sama in the end. After 10 long seconds, she's still not there.."Fine! I'll try again..Kuchiyose no-ACK!"
I didn't get to finish , because someone. Or rather Something fell on my back. Hard. And when I turned around..It was indeed, Tsuki..An annoyed look crawled to my face as I pushed her off of me.
"What the hell Tsuki?! Your late! Again! You're worse than Kakashi! And moreover you kept landing on my back like, every time! What if this was a life and death situation!"
"Well, it's not so shut up..you're the one who asks for a favor and, here you are ranting nonsense. And at least, I'm not late for hours.And I don't read Icha Icha" And she started cleaning her feathers and started to completely ignore me. I looked at her in disgust.
"Whatever" I huffed. Knowing that I lost.
"So, what do you want puny girl?" Annoyance audible in her voice . I sighed."I need to find the Akatsuki"
At the mention of the group, she perked up, clearly interested. "Oh? You gonna infiltrate them?" She asked hopefully.
"uumm…noo..I'm going to join them." Tsuki just sighed and began cleaning her feathers again.
"Tsk. Too bad .If you infiltrate Akatsuki, you might get Konoha's recognition again! Who knows, they might even accept you again..I just love that village." I stiffened at the name of Konoha.
Tsuki smiled truly pleased by the memories she had in Konoha. I glared at her. It's not like I don't have good memories in THAT village as well. But, then, you know. What they did to me is Truly horrible that I started to hate them. I looked away from her.
"That's never gonna happen " I murmured bitterly. "And, besides.." I turned to her face head-on.
When Tsuki saw my glare her smile froze on her face. If looks can kill, she'll be a roasted owl by now.
I started to stomp in her direction pointing at her accusingly. "Never ..in my . .. watch . .Are you going to or utter,stutter,mutter,murmur or lest speak that cursed village's name!" I shouted angrily at her. Tsuki sank to herself and I almost fell sorry for her. Almost.
"I'm..I'm so sorry..Midori." Tsuki murmured as if the words are stuck food in her mouth that she's choking with.
I just sighed."Let's go, Tsuki." I smiled at her and when she saw me smile, she smirked at me nastily "Ya bet!" I almost liked her at the time until she said
"then after that we'll look for your boyfriend,Itachi!"
I growled. " He is So .Not My. BOYFRIEND!"
She smirked at me teasingly and said. "Yet"
I just groaned in frustration.
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Author's note:
So what do you think? Is it too short or long? Is it good or does it suck?Please let me know! Reviews are most welcome! But, please don't be so mean! This is my first story!
Tsuki: haha poor you..
Midori: Author.! You suck! I'm gonna kill youuu!
Le; me: No, you can't your a fictional character.
Midori: ' I don't carreeee!
Le;me: Shut up.I'm the author okay?!
By the way thanks for the support of my friends Coleen,Angelica and even though he doesn't encourage me directly..The stuck up Carl^^ hehe BTW Carl I just wanna tell ya..I'm older than youu!i'm 13 hahahah!hahahaha! And sooner or later.I'll be disturbing your story HEHE joke ^^
Angelica: Here,drink your sanity pills..
Coleen:Water?
Le;Me: Thanks!