A/N so this is really random but I hope you enjoy, if it starts to drag on, sorry:3 but i came up with as many uses as I possibly could think of and I think becomes evident near the end as the get more and more obscure! Anyway review to tell me what you thought please thanks.

Arthur sat staring at his servant's neckerchief.

"Merlin, why do you wear that thing around your neck? I mean it really has no use, does it?"

"Of course it does! It makes me look even sexier than normal. It keeps my neck warm. It can be used to clean up messes. It can be used to carry things in. It can be used as a bandage if need be. It can be used as a flag to wave about to show somewhere where I am. It could be used as a trademark of me if I ever became famous. It could be used as a tissue."

"That's disgusting."

"It can be used to absorb things. It can be turned into a little bag. It can be used as a ribbon in hair. It can be used to tie something together. It can be used to cover something up. It can be used to hit someone with. It can be used to swat flies away. It can be used to wipe my brow on a hot day. It could be used to put under something so that it doesn't mark the surface. It can be used as a polish rag. It can be used so that if i go missing it will conveniently get caught on a tree branch and you will be able to find it and therefore know where I am. It could be used as a blind fold. It could be used to gag someone with. "

"You know 'because we all need something to do that with on a daily basis." Interrupted Arthur.

"It could be used to fling in the air to know which direction the wind is going it. It could be used as a birthday present for someone who I forgot to buy a present for. It could be used a wipe for your monocle or spectacle. It could be used as a duster. It could used as a blanket for a cat. It could be used to cover my mouth if there was something poisonous in the air.

"It's really sad how many reasons you can name on the spot, y'know?"

"It could be used to make finger puppets. I could sell it as a multi-purpose neckerchief, though I would never do that! It could be used as curtains in a mouse's house."

"Really? Really, Merlin, you just said that?!"

"Well, you come up with that many uses for your crown then!" Merlin challenged.

"Okay then. It shows authority..."

And so that night Merlin stayed in his masters chambers chatting about different used for different ultimately useless items.

A/N yeah, so that was weird haha hope you enjoyed it though, I know I enjoyed thinking up uses.

Review please:D Special thanks to Scottishgleek1998 for your contributions to the uses