Le;author's note: BONUS CHAPTER! TADAA~ Thanks for all your positive feedbacks guys! I so enjoyed reading them! Thank you! Now I'm all fired up to update! YEAAAAAAAA! WOOHOO! Oh yea, DISCLAIMER: I. Do. Not. Own. Naruto. BANZAAAAI! Here's the story!

Midori's POV (AGAIN)

I sat at the breakfast table, which by the way, can also be the lunch table or the dinner table. Let's just say, it's an ordinary table. Anyway, as I was saying, I played around with my food and poked it half-heartedly with a fork, a scowl hanging on my face. I was sitting next to Itachi, who sent a few glances to my direction from time to time, and Deidara who kept yelling at Hidan.

Oh my gosh, they're so freaking noisy my ears are about to explode.

On my front is Tobi, who is randomly throwing pancakes at the other members, while the guy with the flytrap, Zetsu I guess, have weird stuffs on his pancake. He said he made it himself and I was like, 'okay', but, it really looked weird. I mean, it have tomatoes, raw meat and apples on it, and.. Oh my God, is that a finger?!

I lost all my appetite after seeing Zetsu's meal and stood up. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up at me. Talk about Awkward. I laughed awkwardly and smiled sheepishly at them while rubbing the back of my neck. I picked up my plate, dumped it on the sink, and walked out.

I walked to the living room and sat on the couch making a loud 'oomph' sound, when Deidara walked in and sat beside me.

"Is something wrong, un?" He asked, slightly concerned. Yes people, slightly.

I sighed. "No, it's just... boring."

He stared at me for a long time, and after 15 seconds, he laughed loudly. I shot him an irritated look.

"What?!"

"Nothing, yea!" He gasped, clutching his stomach in laughter.

I stood up from my seat and yelled at him. "Tell me!"

"It's just, I thought something major happened... and it was all because you're bored, yea!" He chuckled and smirked that annoying smirk of his that I want to tear it off of his face.

I rolled my eyes. "Well, it IS boring."

He scoffed at me. "Oh please, it's just 7:00 in the morning and your bored already."

"Exactly! It's still early and it's already boring." I replied, emphasizing my point by making air quotes.

He narrowed his eyes at me. "No it is not, yea."

He flopped down the couch and crossed his legs. "Watch me, I'll stay perfectly still in this couch for 10 minutes."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 25 seconds later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Uuugh! It's so boring, un!" Deidara yelled while standing up.

I smirked. " Ha! Told ya."

He sighed and tapped his chin. "What the hell are you doing?" I asked curiously.

"Thinking, yea."

I chuckled. "Heh. I'm actually impressed you can do that."

He looked at me slightly. "Thanks- hey! What does that supposed to mean?!" He fumed, looking really insulted.

"Nothing." I lied. "So, what are you thinking of?"

"Pranks, un."

"What?!" I exclaimed. "You're getting us killed!"

He rolled his eyes. "Oh please, I'm doing this for over a year now and I'm still whole, or maybe you're just scared, hmm?"

I glared at him. "Oh hell no. Bring it on Blondie!"

He glared at me. "What did you say, you- I get it, yea!" He exclaimed happily and snapped his fingers.

"Get what? That you look a lot like Barbie?" I suggested sarcastically and rolled my eyes.

He growled. "No, I already got a plan, yea."

I raised my eyebrows. "Really? Tell me then."

Slowly, he smirked, leaned over to me and whispered the plan.

My brows shot up. "You call that a plan? It's more like a suggestion!"

He just shrugged and walked away. Ugh, what a troublesome blonde.

I sighed and began listing the suggestions he gave to me, editing and changing most of it. I sat on the couch and tried to think how I will do it. Hopefully, without getting killed.

1. Repeat every word you say.

I walked up to Itachi with a big smile plastered on my face.

"Hello Hello." I waved at him enthusiastically.

He just merely glanced at me. "Hn."

My brows furrowed in irritation. "Well well, sorry sorry, but but, I I, lost lost ,my my uchihanese uchihanese, translation translation, handbook handbook."

He sighed softly and turned to look at me. "What do you want?"

My mouth hang open. H-he talked.

"Uhmm. Conversation conversation."

"Well, rather one-sided aren't we?" He replied and continued staring at the wall.

I flopped down to the sofa next to him. "Aaw aaw. Don't don't, say say, that that... that.. What is that?!" I screamed, pointing to a horrible, terrible moving lump of akatsuki cloak.

I sat at the sofa staring intently at the lump trying to figure out something. I looked at it closely and saw a face shriveled and wrinkled that it looks as if it's rotting. Oh gosh. Don't tell me that is a person.

"Oh God! It has eyes! It's a f*****g moving dead body! Oh God, it's getting closer! Itachi! Itachi!" I yelled clinging desperately to his arm like a retarded koala. I can feel him tense when I clung to him like that, but I don't care.

I tugged at his sleeve. "Itachi... Kill it!" I said, pointing at the ugly lump of a creature.

He raised his brows slightly and tried to pry me off. "Why don't you do it instead?"

"But, I don't... Ugh, I mean.. It's too ugly! He looked like a morph of a cockroach and a rotting body! And I hate cockroaches!"

But the jerk didn't do anything, instead he said something really random. "The couch is blue."

I opened my mouth and closed it again like a goldfish. Then, the next thing I knew, the ugly lump sat next to me on the sofa. At first, I didn't react, but after a while, the situation sank in.

"Oh God! Itachi the cockroach man is going to eat me!" I yelled as I jumped to his lap and wrapped my arms around his neck tightly.

Then, I heard a low voice rumble beside me. "What a troublesome brat."

I stared at it wide eyed. "I-it can speak." I squeaked, voice muffled because my face is still buried on Itachi's chest.

The lump snorted. "Of course I can, brat." Then out of the corner of my eye, I saw something come out of the lump.. with red hair?

"S-sarsori?" I asked in a shaky voice.

He growled. "It's Sasori brat."

"W-what are you doing there?" I asked, my voice cracking slightly.

"That's my puppet, Hiruko. Not the cockroach man." He replied boredly.

"B-but.. aren't that... never mind." I shook my head, forgetting who it really is supposed to be.

Sasori turned to look at me. "And don't call Hiruko ugly brat."

I blinked. "A-ah. Okay."

He rolled his eyes. "Ah, well. I'm leaving. I'll leave you two to have your 'alone' time." Sasori said, turning around, and walking out of the room.

My head raced, trying to process what the heck just happened. Then I remembered what 'position' Itachi and I were in.

I quickly jumped back. But as I jumped back, my feet got tangled with his foot and we both fell on the floor.

I groaned as I fell on my butt, but as I was about to stand up, I realized he's on top of me and our faces are just merely inches away from each other. I think I have a horrible face expression because Itachi chuckled.

I narrowed my eyes at him. "What's so funny?!"

He smiled. "You look constipated."

My face flushed in embarrassment. "I do not!"

"Yes you do."

"No I- ugh! Get. Off. NOW!"

He chuckled as he slowly stood up. I growled. "Well? Hurry up!"

Once he finally got out of the way, I quickly stood up.

"Hey, Itachi?"

"Hn?"

"Why does your hair looks like a wig? Is it a wig? Or is it Orochimaru's hair that is turned into a wig?" I mumbled loud enough for him to hear.

He raised his eyebrows, but a slight blush is evident on his cheeks.

"What are you talking about?"

"Nothing nothing." I mumbled. "Oh, and just to clear things up. I am not scared."

Itachi rolled his eyes. "Sure."

I blushed. "Yea! He just looked a lot like... a rouge ninja... I.. I once encountered?" I answered lamely.

His lips slightly twitched upwards. "Hn."

I rolled my eyes and decided to drop the subject. "So so, how's how's, Akatsuki Akatsuki?"

His eyes twitched a little, but after a while he raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Who knows?"

I groaned and turned around, preparing to walk away when I heard him whisper something barely inaudible, but I heard it nonetheless.

Hard without you.

I blinked, not believing what I just heard. "What... what was that? Hard without youth?" I asked hopefully. Maybe that's what he said after all.

"Hn." Oh, great. Now he's back to being a shitty jerk. But a ghost of a smile is stil visible on his face. He never changes.

I sighed. "Oh oh, well well, good good, day day."

His usual emotionless face contorted into one of irritation. "Could you please stop repeating every word you say?!"

I was shocked he actually whisper shouted. But, oh well, I say my idea went way better than Deidara's.

2. Get some Plants from Zetsu.

I walked cheerfully towards the greenhouse, skipping along the patch of dry grass.

"Hello, Zetsu!" I called out happily as I entered the greenhouse.

"Hello Midori-san, what do you need? Can I eat you?"

"Oh, I'm just wondering if I can have some flowers. And no, you can't eat me." I replied patiently, a small smile adorning my face.

Black Zetsu groaned. "Well, that sucks. You look tasty. Hey! Don't be mean! She's one of the only persons nice to us here!"

I giggled. "That's alright, really. So, can I have some flowers?

White Zetsu smiled. "Of course Midori-chan!"

And so, we collected a lot of colorful flowers while Zetsu talked about the flower's characteristics and whatnot. Then, he blurted out something really random.

"You know, I really liked your last name, Hayashi. Reminds me of lush green forests, actually, those kind of places is where we hunt down humans to eat. Delicious they were. Hey! Don't creep her out! Sorry." Zetsu smiled a really weird smile. Considering he's really weird and all anyway.

I smiled a crooked smile, unsure if I were to be flattered or to be creeped out. "O-oh okay. Thank you for the flowers, Zetsu-san. But, I need to go now."

He nodded and handed me a small pot of rose. "Oh, of course! Here. Come back anytime you want~ Bring me food next time okay?"

I laughed slightly. "Sure! See ya!"

I'm about to walk out when a very familiar voice yelled.

"Hey Zetsu, un!"

I turned around and saw Deidara himself skipping along the path. Yes, skipping.

"Hey Deidara. Go away brat."

Deidara scoffed. "Pfft. You're now starting to sound like Danna, yea."

I rolled my eyes. "Well, Deidara, I'm going back now so you may as well be-"

"Oh my gosh, yea!" Deidara shrieked and pointed at the bouquet of lilies Zetsu and I plucked earlier. "You murdered your family, yea!"

Zetsu looked at him blankly. "Deidara, how many times do I have to tell you we're not related to plants."

Deidara completely ignored him and put his hands together as if in prayer. "Let's offer a minute of silence for the deceased, yea."

I nudged him with my foot. "Deidara, stop being so immature."

Zetsu nodded. "Yea. They're just plants."

Deidara rolled his eyes. "Whatever, even though they're only plants, they still need a proper burial, yea."

He molded little bits of clay and grabbed the flowers I'm holding.

"Hey!" I protested. But he already threw them in the air along with the explosive clay.

"They need a burial by art. My art." He started to perform the hand sign.

"Deidara, I swear if you don't return that I'll-"

"Katsu!"

A loud explosion roared above us and charred petals scattered all around the place. "- kill you."

I glared at Deidara and grabbed him by the ponytail. "You.. that's my flowers. That's totally off limits."

"Ow! Ow! Let. Go!" Deidara complained, trying to tug his hair free.

Zetsu looked at us, clearly amused. "Calm down Midori-chan. We can give you more. He's right."

I quickly let go of Deidara and he fell to the ground. "Really?"

"Yea. Yup." They both agreed, nodding their head.

"Yay!" I squealed in happiness as Zetsu gave me more flower pots.

I smiled at him. "Thank you! Goodbye!"

Zetsu waved back. "Goodbye!"

I nodded and dumped all the pots on Deidara. He glared at me. "What are you doing, hm?"

I shrugged. "Making you carry them."

He grunted. "Why?"

I glared at him. "Because you made my other flowers explode. Now hurry up before I tell everyone you actually have a previous girlfriend."

"Hey!"

3. Introduce Kisame to his fiance.

I hummed happily through the streets. "We're marketing today~ we're marketing today~"

Kisame grunted. "Could you please shut up?"

I pouted at him. "But, that's no fun!"

He rolled his eyes. "Whatever. We need to buy this items on the list." He handed me a list of grocery items that we were supposed to be buying. And this is supposed to be my first mission. I know, LAME.

I took a quick peek on it and dragged Kisame towards the grocery. "Let's hurry then!"

I grabbed all the stuff we needed and dumped it all on the counter. As the cashier checked out the items, I whispered to Kisame. "Hey, we're S-rank criminals right? So why the hell are we paying?"

Kisame looked around us in alarm and whispered harshly in my ear. "Shh! Do you want the ANBU to haul our asses back to our home villages, huh?!"

I just grinned and pushed him away from me. So, on our way back to the hideout, we passed by a vendor selling fishes.

"Hey, Kisame! What's that?" I said, pointing to an aquarium filled with fishes.

"An aquarium." He replied boredly and began to walk away.

I dragged him back. "No! I mean what's inside it?!"

He looked at me like I was nuts. "Fish."

I threw my hands up in the air. (LOL. I'll try to imagine that. Armless. Get it? Nah, nevermind.)

"Exactly! So, are they your relatives or something?"

His face turned purple, I guess that's his version of a blush. "I'm not a fish!"

"Oh really? Because last time I checked you are one." I grinned at him smugly with my hands on my hips.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are- Oh my gosh! That's.. terrible!" I shouted, pointing to the vendor chopping down the fish.

"Kisame, he's killing your family! Do something!" I looked at him in fake alarm and terror.

He just glared at me. "Go. To. Hell."

I smirked. "Been there already."

He just grunted and complained why I'm stuck with him and whatever. We silently moved on and walked away when I thought of another brilliant idea.

"Hey Kisame," I started all serious like.

"What?!" He hissed impatiently.

"You see, remember when I first fought with you? You see, I got interested in your species and tried to search your clan. And guess what?"

He sighed and replied tiredly. "What?"

"I found another one like you! I'll be back!" I said giddily and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Kisame's POV

"I found another one like you! I'll be back!" She said giddily and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"Wait-!" I called out, but she already disappeared leaving me to carry all the bags alone. "Oh great." I muttered.

Sometimes, I seriously worry for that girl's sanity. Sometimes she's all serious, sometimes all bitchy, and sometimes, like now, really crazy.

After a while, she came back with a... I don't even know what that is. "What the hell is that?!" I yelled, pointing at the 'person' she brought with her.

She glared at me. "Hey, don't be rude! Meet Sharknette." She said, gesturing to the shark mascot she brought with her.

"She's your fiancee. Say hello Sharknette!" The mascot waved at me and I glared at Midori.

"Midori." I growled.

She looked at me with mock hurt. "What? You don't like her? You can have lots of baby sharkies and live together in a-"

I glared at her. "Run. Now. Or I'll-" But before I even finished, she already disappeared, leaving me with the demented mascot.

"Dammit."

4. Tell Hidan you're Jashin and chop him to pieces with no particular reason.

"Stop staring at me b***h." Hidan glared at me from across the kitchen. I ignored him and kept staring at him.

Hidan's eyes twitched. "Didn't you hear me?!"

No response.

"Have you gone deaf you b*****d?!"

I stood up and walked over to where he is siting. "Umm. Hidan." I said slowly.

He glared at me. "What is it b***h?"

"I-I have a secret to tell you." I told him, fidgeting with my fingers.

He perked up after I said that. "Really? Tell me then. I won't f*****g tell anyone."

I leaned over and whispered at his ear. "Well, you see, I'm Jashin."

He stood up and looked at me like I've been set on fire or something.

"You're f*****g kidding me. There's no way I'll believe you." He looked at me in disbelief.

I stared at him blankly. "Then I'll make you believe." I grabbed a glass from the sink and cleared my throat. "Watch, using my awesome Jashin powers, I'll break this glass into pieces just by staring at it."

I stared at the glass really hard and concentrated. A whole minute had passed and nothing's still happening. "Y'know, that ain't gonna f*****g work."

I rolled my eyes at him and pointed at the door. "OMG! Look!" Then, when he turned to look, I crushed the glass using my hands. "Ha! See? Awesome!"

He raised his eyebrows and laughed. "You're a freaking psycho."

I grunted. "You're one to talk. Anyway, since you doubted me Santa, and I didn't get my gift last year, I shall punish you."

He gave me the 'WTF' look. "What?!"

I cleared my throat. "Yes, that's right. Unless you dance the chicken dance and sing 'Barbie girl'."

He narrowed his eyes at me. "I ain't f*****g doing that b***h."

I sighed. "Then, I shall cut you to pieces."

I advanced towards him when a voice hollered behind me. "Hidan, Midori, yea!"

Hidan looked at him. "Get your ass here and help me Deidara!"

Deidara shook his head. and held my shoulder like a big brother or something. "No, you do what she says or she'll throw a tantrum. You see, she's really sick. Very high fever, yea."

Hidan glared at Deidara. "F**k no."

Deidara sighed. "Fine, I'll take over your kitchen duty this month, happy, hmm?"

Hidan glared at Deidara, then at me, then at Deidara again. "Fine."

He started flapping his arms like a chicken and sang like a constipated humpback whale in labor.

"I'm a barbie b***h, in a barbie woooorld, it's f**ktastic, made of plastic~ You can f*****g brush my hair, undress me- this is utter b***s**t!" Hidan yelled.

"There! I already did it! Can I f*****g go now?" Hidan asked me.

I shook my head and Hidan growled. "What?! You're not chopping me anymore right?!"

I chuckled and shook my head. "Whoever gave you that idea?" I said, pulling out my katanas. "Deidara, pin him down and gag him."

Deidara smirked and injected Hidan with one of Sasori's immobilizing poison that we 'borrowed'.

"F**k."

5. Cook lunch with Kakuzu.

"Pass me the onion Midori." Kakuzu asked, holding out his empty hand towards me.

"Okay! Here ya go!" I chirped happily and passed him the onion.

He looked at me with a weird look and began chopping the vegetable. I was casually leaning in the fridge when someone yelled.

"F**k!"

Kakuzu immediately stopped what he was doing. "Did you hear that?"

I shrugged. "Probably just Hidan."

He looked at me suspiciously before shrugging it off. "Probably. Pass me the pork."

I grinned evilly. "Okay!" I chirped happily and opened the fridge.

"Hello Hidan, pretty cold nay?"I whispered at Hidan's head.

"You crazy b***h!" Hidan whispered, because his teeth is chattering because of the cold temperature.

"Ne, ne. I'll borrow your thigh okay? Thanks!"

I shut the fridge's door and passed the 'pork' to Kakuzu.

He eyed it suspiciously. "This looks.. weird."

I looked at it over his shoulder. "Don't be silly. It looks perfectly normal to me. Can you please hurry? I'm starving!"

He sighed and cut the 'pork' horizontally. "Pass me the pig head- pig head?"

I blinked. "Why do we need that?"

He looked confused too. "I don't know. But it says 'pig's head' here. Just go get it."

I smirked and opened the fridge. "Ooookay." He he. Actually I'm the one who wrote that. Kukukuku

"Um.. Kakuzu, I can't find it."

He sighed and went over to the fridge. "I'll find it." he said while opening the fridge. His eyes widened in surprise when he saw Hidan's shivering head.

"F**k, f**k it Kakuzu! Get me out of here you old fart! It's f*****g cold here! Sew me back you b*****d! You ass! I'm gonna-"

Before Hidan can finish his rant, Kakuzu shut the door. "Don't tell me.. That piece of meat earlier is Hidan's."

I grinned. "Who knows?"

Last minute author's note:

KUKUKU so, is this chapter good? Let me know if there's any error! Oh, and feel free to give me any ideas. I love you all so much. *le;blows kisses* R&R !