I'm am:
Very bored
Very depressed
In need of a cheer up.
Disclaimer: i own nothing
Enjoy!
20 Ways to annoy Mello
1)Ask him why he has such a girly hairstyle
2) Tell him his hair would look better on a lap-dog
3. Ask him why he carries handcuffs around with him…especially when Near is around
4)Tell him his leather leaves nothing to the imagination, and you have a BIG imagination, if you get what I mean
5)Cut off a lock of his hair and compare it to your Barbie doll's
6)Ask him what brand of hair dye he uses
7)Stare at him while you eat chocolate
8) If he comes after you, vanish and leave a note on the empty chocolate wrapper saying "Eat my dust!"
9)Beg him for chocolate in any way possible and then give it to Near right in front of him
10)Give every kid at Whammy's chocolate for Christmas/Valentines day, and get Mello nothing because Near told you he didnt like chocolate
11) Take the bullets from his gun and make them into some fashionable new jewelry
12) Every time Near is around, start humming/singing Avenue Q 'If You Were Gay'
13) At your wedding to L, make sure you stand Mello and Near together and throw your bouquet at Mello
14)Find every chocolate bar he owns, open them with out ripping the paper, replace them with very cleverly cut carrots, and reseal them
15)Send Matt an 'anonymous' valentine from Mello
16)Tell him you're Kira and then yell "APRIL FOOL!"
17)Tell him Aizawa's afro is Kira
18)Hand-feed him chocolate squares while he cant reach you
19)Replace his leather stuff with leather skirt and thigh-highs
20)Tell him he talks in his sleep about Near
I will write the scenarios in the coming chapters! R&R an i will air-mail cookies!!