Gawd, you people may hate all this, but its making me feel hella better!!!
Disclaimer: i own nothing
Enjoy!!
I noticed Mello walk by me in the lunch room. I followed him and leapt up onto his back, so he was forced to give me a piggy back. "Hahhahahahah!!! This is fun Mello!" He gave a really loud man-scream, and dropped me on the floor. "OW! Mello, I think you broke my bum…oohh…" From this angle I could see the handcuffs at his belt. They reminded me of something I wanted to ask him.
"Mello, why do you carry round those handcuffs?" he picked me up, put me on my feet, and grunted,
"Safety."
"But sometimes you don't wear them. What if something bad happened and Mello-Chan didn't have his handcuffs?" I gasped and covered my mouth with my hands in mock fright. He gave me an annoyed look.
"Sometimes I forget them. Now will you GET LOST?!" I giggled.
"Now that I think about it, you only ever have those handcuffs with you when Near is around. Look, there he is!" I pointed and waved at Near. He gave me a weird look and ignored me. "And you always glare at him. Like you're plotting the best time to jump him."
"WHAT!!!"
"You might be planning to jump him and cuff him to something and"-
"Say another word and I'll shoot your f****** brains out!!!!!!!!!" I giggled and put a daisy in the end of his gun, skipping away like a little three-year-old. Mello contented himself with going into the woods to shoot something. Mello Jr. was found dead the next day.
RIP Mello Jr. You were a good char to write. I will miss you. I need to get revenge by telling Mello about certain flaws there are with him wearing leather...