Hahahaha....now we're onto Mello's leather. Ah, good days in the world of fanfiction...reality though, thats another story.
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I was walking around like a ghost, all in black in mourning of Mello Jr. I was looking for something to cheer me up- when I saw Mello. A mischievous grin appeared on my face. He was wearing all leather.
I snuck up behind him really quietly, then yelled in his ear, "'ELLO, MELLO!" he swore and leaped up, whipping his gun out of his pants as I nearly split my sides with laughter. Matt laughed too, a little.
I sat there for a bit, being generally annoying, until I decided to go for the buzz question. This could be fun. "Mello" I started, "Mello, why do you wear those tight leather pants?"
"Why do you keep bothering me?"
"I'm just curious. Because, you know, those pants…" I bit my lip and nodded at his…below-waist area. "Don't leave a lot to the imagination. And I have a BIG imagination…you don't leave much to it"
"What the hell?!?!?" his entire head went red and he waved his gun around. Matt feel off his chair laughing and Mello gave him a death glare. I ran away giggling.
Later, I saw Mello wearing baggy jeans.
Yes, Mello. Wearing baggys make you look bigger. Next time im cutting Mello's hair!!!