Lol. This was a good write n_n.
Disclaimer: i own nothing
Enjoy!!
"AHAHAHAHA!!!" I ruthlessly decapitated a Barbie doll. Near shook his head mournfully and took Barbie to his toy hospital. I watched him go as I tried to drown an action man, giggling the whole time.
I was about to behead another Barbie when I saw Mello walk past. Yay! He was more fun to torture than inanimate objects. I crept up behind him, brandishing the scissors, and snipped off a lock of his hair. He yelped and spun round, but I was already back with my toys. I held the Barbie up to the light alongside his hair. "Wow, Mello! Your hair is SO SIMILAR to my Barbie's that if one of you wasn't plastic I'd think you were related!!"
"Shut up!"
"You being the plastic one of course."
"Shut up!!!!!!"
"I mean, no-one can have an ass that nice and be a real person."
"SHUT UP!!!!!" I ran away giggling, and as I shut the door I heard Matt stop laughing and say;
"I wish she'd say I had a nice ass!!!"
Hehehe. Just so we're clear, i wasnt one of those kids who derived pleasure from the torture of toys. I was the kind who buried them in the yard while playing 'Jungles' and lost them.
Whats Mello gonna say when i ask what hair dye he recomends?