Happy new year to all!! So, here be Amanda's plan. And, seeing as i need an acomplice in my Mello-annoying, I made you into a more major character, Amanda Shortcake, is that okay?
Disclaimer: Why do I bother? Nobody reads these things, but i dont own anything...
Amanda took the empty chocolate wrapper and wrote something on it that I couldn't see. Mello raced towards us from where he'd landed, and I was all for running like hell, but she stayed where she was. It was either stupidly brave or just plain stupid, I couldn't decide which. But when Mello got to her, screaming "You two are soooo dead! Seriously! BUY ME MORE CHOCLATE!! NOW!!" She giggled and slapped the wrapper onto his forehead.
"Now we run!" we ran up a tree. Mello couldn't climb trees in his all-too-revealing leather, because it was too tight, so we were safe. He looked at the wrapper. I read his lips because he was muttering too quietly to hear. "Eat my dust…" he read it and growled really loudly. He looked at our tree and whipped out his gun. Before he even fired a shot, we dived out and hit the ground, then ran like hell. We heard Mello yelling at us still.
When we were out of firing range, I turned to Amanda. "The ink was still wet when you stuck that to his head."
"Yup."
"And that was permanent marker."
"Yeah…your point?"
"When he looks in the mirror he's going to have 'Eat my dust' on his head. Permanently."
"Yup! That was the general plan!" I looked at her for a second. Then broke down with laughter.
Well R&R! Tell me what ya think? And Mello hates Near, yes? So what will happen when I give Near some of Mello's chocolate? Review if ya wanna find out!!