WARNING: BELOW BE MUCH RANDOMNESS- which is why it be dedicated to Juju and Lyd-Chan....YESH I WILL BE YOUR PENGUIN!!!

Its not my best chap, but its all fun and games.

Disclaimer: i own nothing

Enjoy!

"L! L come quick!" Mello was running through the house yelling for L, and drawing his gun at the same time. L ambled out of his room, biting his thumbnail.

"What is it, Mello?"

"The FBI is here! They want to arrest you!"

"And why would they want to arrest the great L?" L's voice was full of confusion. Near yelled from upstairs;

"Probably that public nudity charge, L!"

"But why would the FBI be interested in that?" Amanda asked.

"Because I ran through the FBI HQ naked…" L's mind was obviously on something else. "Mello, just go shoot them and tell them to get off our lawn. We have legal standing to do that because of the fields we have." Mello grinned, drawing his gun.

"Okay L. I won't let you down." I looked at Amanda. She looked at me. we both gulped, and looked down at the new bracelets we were wearing. Oops.

"L!" I screamed, before the detective could walk away.

"What?"

"We were just trying to annoy Mello…" Amanda filled her eyes with fake tears.

"And we kinda…borrowed the bullets from his gun." I looked at L with puppy eyes. "Please don't be mad!"

"L!!!!" Mello's scream was heard throughout the house. "L, I CANT SHOOT THE FRICKEN FBI BECAUSE THOSE FRICKEN GIRLS HAVE EMPTIED MY GUN!!!!"

Amanda looked at me. "Hide!" we dived behind L's legs.

"My god I'm gonna kill you two!!!" Mello slammed the door open and stomped in. I gulped and stood up.

"Mello-Chan, we didn't know you'd need to shoot someone…please don't be mad." I swung on his free hand.

"Mello-Chan, we only wanted some new bracelets." Amanda stood up and showed him the bracelets.

"YOU USED MY BULLETS TO MAKE BRACELETS!?!?!?" Mello shook my hand off and screamed more. There was a smash from downstairs. That was the FBI breaking down the doors. "GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T HIT GIRLS!!!" Mello screamed. "IF I HAD BULLETS I WOULD SHOOT YOU ALL!"

"Um…Mello…" Amanda said timidly "We made you a necklace too!" She held it out.

"See! It looks so pretty on you Mello!" I put in.

"GRRR! I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!" Borrowing Watari's shotgun from the wall, he went to take out his anger on the FBI.

He returned an hour later with his loaded gun. Me and Amanda looked up at him and ran like the wind, dragging a now bullet-jewelry covered L and a baffled Near after us.

We has teh new recruit for the Mello-annoying! L! I wonder if Mello like Avenue Q? The weird puppet thing. I hope he doesnt, it would spoil the fun. R&R, my ducks! Per-lease!

Read 'Geek In The Striped Shirt And Goggles'! Follow Matt through high school when he discovers his dead fathers books, a girl with two names, and the very intriguing best friend Mello Keehl...who does a very amusing nosebleed trick XD