Well I'm finally updating! Kya ha ha ha ha ha haaa...

Note: In this chapter i'm not trying to be homophobic or any shit like that. I just wanted Mello to know it was okay to be gay!

READ 'Geek In The Striped Shirt And Goggles' by Papercut Murders...aka Amanda Shortcake! Matty finally isnt a HUUUGE loser with girls now!!! And he's sorta solved some of his random mysteries...anyway, its an amazing read! SO READ IT!!

Enjoy!!!

"I love YouTube…" I smiled at the computer like it was an old friend.

I had just watched Avenue Q 'If you were gay' and it was in my head. Big time. So, time to use this annoyingness to annoy a certain 'Mello' for the rest of the day….muahahahahaaaaaaaa…

"Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Where's Mello-Chan? Is he hiding from me?"

"Umm…"

"What you eating?"

"Okay, I confess! Mello bribed me with chocolate so I wouldn't tell you he's hiding in the washing machine!"

"I'll get the little lady when he gets tired of inhaling detergent…"

"Whatcha planning now?"

"Well, put it this way. I've got 'If you were gay' in my head and it's gotta get out somehow…"

I wrote some notes for everyone to tell them their instructions. I did have a plan, and they needed to be in on it…

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Matt found his note in his DS. He read it and burst out laughing.

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Amanda found hers in her laptop, while hacking L's laptop. She just smiled very, very evilly…

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L found his in his sweet stash. He also discovered his sweet stash was empty. I ate them all while dropping off the note.

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I was sitting about three feet from Near when Mello walked into the common room. He glared at me for some reason…I wonder why. I still had Avenue Q in my head. So what the hey?

"IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)"

Mello got up and walked over to me. He looked pretty pissed off…scratch that. He looked god damned homicidal.

"Are you saying that I'm gay?" I giggled and looked pointedly at Near. He followed my gaze and suddenly went to anger level 500000.

"YOU THINK I LIKE NEAR???? I DO HAVE SOME STANDARDS, YOU KNOW!!!"

"So you're not denying that you're gay?"

"I'm…I'm not gay…"

"Sure." There were lots of out loud and proud at Wammy's. Why did little Mel-Chan have to be the angsty closet one?

"I won't sing the song any more Mello! I promise!" I smiled like a three year old and ran away giggling. I couldn't account for anyone else' actions, could I?

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Mello was accidentally walking with Near towards the lunch room when Amanda appeared from nowhere behind them.

"IF YOU WERE QUEER
I'D STILL BE HERE,
YEAR AFTER YEAR
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)"

"What…? HEY! NOT YOU TOO!!!! THAT GIRL MADE YOU SING THAT, DIDN'T SHE!!!!"

"But I'm a yaoi fangirl! Where would we be without the unlikely pairings??"

"THERE IS NO ATTRACTION, GAYNESS, LIKING, LOVE OR SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN NEAR AND I!! ONLY HATE!! RIGHT, NEAR??" Near looked at his feet, blushed, nodded, and hummed the Avenue Q song that was on so many people's minds today.

"Good. I'm glad you hate me, Near. And YOU!" He pointed back at Amanda. "I'M SO GONNA SHOOT YOU!!!" she laughed as Mello stomped away.

"By the way, Near…if you give me chocolate, I won't tell Mello you like him."

"Deal."

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Later, Mello and Near were in the computer room, studying like good little future L's. that was when L popped his head round the door. He noticed Mello giving Near little sidelong glances…

"I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?"

"Erm…L?" Near's voice was quiet.

"L?!? NOT YOU TOO!!!! L, I'M NOT GAY!!"

"I'm not the best three detectives in the world for nothing Mello…" L skipped off humming like a demented bee.

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Matt found Mello being angsty about his sexuality in his room. "Heya Mels."

"You better not start with that song, Matt."

"I won't" Until Near gets here. "Mels, there's nothing wrong with being gay. Heck, Near's had boyfriends before. I've had boyfriends before! So if you really are gay, just be out! It would save the heartache…"

"BUT I'M NOT GAY!!!!"

"Whatever, Mels…" Near chose that moment to visit Mello. Matt grinned and burst into song.

"IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
AND HERE I'D STAY,
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mello was reaching for his gun when L, Amanda and me walked in to join Matt's song.

"YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!"

"I HATE ALLLLL OFF YOU! GO DIE! BUT NOT BEFORE YOU NAME ME YOUR SUCCESSOR L!!!! GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mello leapt backwards out the window and ran screaming into the forest behind the house. I giggled and looped my arm through L's.

"So…have any ideas for tomorrow?"

Random random madness. I'm not sure what to think of this chapter...so can you tell me what you think? R&R! Please! I'm a starving writer-person who feed on reviews!!!