Heyy guys

Heyy guys! Seriously sorry about the HUGE long wait. And also…I had to cut this chapter short because I couldn't keep continuing it. So, I'll get to Sakura's dares A.S.A.P and…. I got a songfic I started almost done and I started my itachi/sakura vampire fic, 1 whole paragraph!! (-.-"") Yeah… X3

Anyways, on with the fic!

Chapter 5

(Sorry if the format looks different. I'm using Microsoft word instead of Open Office.)

Neji slightly groaned. How was he supposed to do this? Sakura was going to kill him, slowly and painfully so she'll enjoy his cries of agony. Ripping off limb by limb, oh so slowly. He could picture her doing so, sending a small shiver down his spine. "I'm probably overreacting." He said to himself. Or…he hoped that he was overreacting.

Neji has been so caught up in his thoughts of Sakura killing him that he didn't notice the brick wall coming closer to contact as he was sprinting down the "road".

"Omppff!" Neji hit his head extremely hard in which a brick from the top of the brick wall moved off and landed harshly on Neji's head, causing him to black out.

Meanwhile…

Sakura sulked to the Hyuga compound. She didn't know what she would do after this. "What if I just wait to be ran over in the middle of an Akatsuki battle? I'm sure that damned Uchiha would love to kill me…" She clenched her fists at the thought of Itachi. "…He looks so much like Sasuke…" Sakura's anger rose too high and she punched the ground with all her force, making deep cracks in the cement. "Bastards." She murmured while stalking off the find Neji.

"Achoo!" Both Uchiha brothers sneezed in unison while in the midst of battle.

Itachi smirked and, in a blink of an eye, disappeared in a 'poof.'

"Damnit!" Sasuke practically screamed, outraged by the fact that his older brother got away. He then punched 3 trees down before giving up and going back to Orochimaru. "Maybe I should do the second part of my dreams first…" He thought about that for a minute and turned the other way, heading back to Konoha.

Sakura cautiously walked up to the Hyuga compound and found the gate open.

"Strange…" She thought while allowing herself up to the door.

She was somewhat amazed at how big it was before knocking on the door very softly because of her earlier event with the road.

A minute later, someone who looked to be a maid opened the door slightly to see who was there.

"Oh, good evening Sakura-san," The maid said cheerfully. "How's your party going?"

"Um, good. Would you know if Neji-kun is here?" Neji-kun? She thought, what is with that?

"I'm not quite sure actually, sorry Sakura-san. But I think I over heard something about him going to Naruto-san's for some reason. Sorry that I don't know more though…"

"No that's ok, thanks." And with that said, Sakura sauntered off to Naruto's house to go find Neji.

((Dream))

Neji woke up to a steaming hot springs. "How did I get here…?" He thought to himself.

He was shirt-less with only a towel wrapped around his lower waist. His hair was out if it's usual attire and brought down, his side bangs framing his angelic face. Any girl by now would faint at the site of Neji. The room and temperature started rising hotter by the minute.

Suddenly, a figure was slightly visible in the steamy, monstrous mist, about 20 feet away from our white-eyed prodigy.

The figure came closer, slowly, but surely. The figure, found out to be a woman, was at least 5 feet away now and could clearly be seen.

"S-Sakura-san…" Neji drawled out. She was only wearing a short towel and her hair was in a quick bun. Her curves were very visible and the small cloth that was a towel was just covering her showed some cleavage.

Sakura pouted, eye's locked innocently to his. She came closer, lust and seduction evident in her emerald eyes. Neji noticed that immediately and tensed.

As Sakura came closer, Neji's heart pounded faster and harder, his breath slightly hitching when she graced her lithe hands over his chest. He just stared wide-eyed as Sakura came even closer, her arms weaving around his neck and hands in his hair.

"Mmm..." She moaned in his ear. Neji was frozen stiff, he wanted to push her away but something held him back.

As Sakura worked wonders on his body, Neji tried to move, just as the same before though, to no avial as he found him himself slowly lifting his arms to rest on the pinkette's shoulders.

He tried to look stern but that melted away as Sakura leaned in, mere inches from his lips. He closed the gap and started ravishing her while a big voice in his head kept screaming for him to stop. After a few seconds, he felt something strange. He opened his eyes to only find that the pink-haired girl he was kissing before, wasn't that pink-haired girl. He pulled away and looked at the newly formed Naruto in his arms.

"Did... did I just make-out with... Naruto?!" He asked himself. "Yes you did you dumbass!" Screamed another voice in his head.

Neji wiped his face riden of what he thought was Naruto. He then glared at the pouting blonde only to be shocked yet again.

"What's wrong Neji-kun?" The voice was still Sakura's. Neji felt himself urge into hell when-

Sakura stepped up the sidewalk, in front of Naruto's front door. She knocked hesitantly.

"Hel- Oh, hey Sakura-chan!" Naruto greeted. "What uh- brings you here?"

"Oh I was just wondering if you saw Neji-ku- er, Neji anywheres." "What the hell is going on with me?!" She inwardly bashed herself.

"Hmm... no I didn't. He went out somewhere I think." Naruto beamed, the sides of his mouth twiching erratically. "Where the heck is that bastard..."

Sakura looked a bit dissapointed and anxious at the same time. "Ok, well if you see him, call me."

"Sure thing Sakura-chan!" Naruto again said cheerfully. He closed the door, making sure to wave her goodbye as to not be rude. As soon as he closed the door, "He's gonna have to owe me ramen for this!"

"Gah!" Neji bounded up from his steamy 'Nightmare'. As soon as he jolted up, he felt a distant pang of pain on top if his head. "What just..." Neji hit his head on that cursed brick wall and passed out, yet again.

Wow... that took a long time. Well actually, I had all my papers with chapter 5 with me (4 times as long as this chapter) but I can't find it anymore -.- so I had to deal with this. I very sorry. Hmm... I'll ry to get my ideas running again seeing as when I was typing this, I was laughing the whole time.

Anyways, give me some ideas for inspiration if you can!:)

.:Kristen:.