I'm so so so so sorry about my oh-so-long absense!!! I cant even spell that right (i dont think)!!!

Anyway. I'm back now.

THERES NOW A NEW 20 WAYS TO [SOMETHING] MELLO FIC!!!! Called "20 Ways To Seduce Mello" By Papercut Murders, otherwise known as Amanda Shortcake. She's still in the fic!!! She's still helping me annoy Mello!!!

By the way, the 'New-Rocks' mentioned are absolutely AMAZING shoes, if you didnt know. BIG boots. Im talkin HUGE FRICKEN BOOTS!!!

Disclaimer: i own nothing! that includes the New-Rocks. I dont own a pair, which makes me cry.

Enjoy!!

"OH EM GEEE!!!!" I was completely madly excited, and had very good reason to be. I was getting married. YUP. I was marrying L!

"Wheee! I'm sooooo excited!!!" Amanda, who had insisted on wearing her New-Rocks with her dress, decided that now would be a good time to throw a suspicious black notebook at my head and tell me to shut up. I did.

"You do remember that this wedding thing is only a cover, right? L only needs it for his investigation…"

"Well I don't even like L in that way! Its just…ITS MY FREAKIN' WEDDING DAY!!!!!!"

"You know, we need to celebrate."

"That we do, that we do…"

"What do you propose?"

"Well, Mello got given an invite…"

"Weddings always make so many situations possible, don't they?"

"Oh yes."

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"You may now kiss the bride."

Seeing as it was a fake wedding, we didn't actually kiss kiss, just on the cheek. It was still fun, I got to wear the awesome dress and all. But now was a good time to put our plan into action.

Amanda grabbed Near in the crowd and began to drag him along. He tripped over someone's feet, got drenched in champagne, and finally landed on the floor so Amanda had to actually pull him to where she wanted him to stand.

"Near, stand up! You'll miss it!!"

"Miss what?"

Then he realised that he was standing right beside Mello. Heehee.

"You DARE catch that bouquet, I'm going to KILL you, you hear?!"

"O-okay Mello…"

That was when I threw my oh-so-beautiful bouquet…directly in Mello's direction. Near squealed and ducked, but Mello instinctively caught it. Everyone in the room was laughing at him.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!" I took it as a good sign that he hadn't reached for his gun. "YOU STUPID BRIDE!!! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!"

"Yup!"

"DON'T TRY AND DENY-What? You admitted it?"

"I'm very very honest, Mello. Didn't you know that? Heehee."

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!! THE POINT IS THAT YOU THREW THAT BOUQUET AT ME AND MADE NEAR STAND WITH ME SO I HAVE TO MARRY NEAR!!"

"…No-one said you have to, dingus."

"YEAH YOU….didn't? ah crap, I just made a complete ass of myself."

Matt wandered up. He was probably attracted by the free wedding bar.

"Mells, my good man…lady? Eh. Mells my good friend, you always make an ass of yourself."

And that's how the big wedding-day brawl began.

Lol!! Next update wont take so long, unless i wither and die from lack of reviews!! i LIVE on your reviews!!