Apologies: Ive been a bad author and havent updated. Sorry.

This chapter is pretty suckish. Sorry.

But meh, when its 1am and sleep is fast becoming a thing of the past, this makes you laugh. if youre me. which youre not.

Disclaimer: i own nothing

enjoy!

So, a couple weeks had gone past since Mello's bedroom 'mishap', and I decided it was time to infuriate the pink-panties mafiaman. Yah, pink panties. Not that we were stalking or anything, but A and me just so happened to be sneaking into Mello's room to find Near going through his undies. LOL.

Valentines day was months ago. Everyone in the world knows that. But still, its summer, and it's a good time to use my (amazing) artistic skills to attempt (yet again) to hook Matt up with Mello.

"Amandaaa! Where's the pink glitter?"

"In Mello's hair!"

"What, you used it all?!"

"Umm…yeah? But it was for a good cause!"

"Fair enough."

I ended up having to use some kind of pink dust I found in L's evidence locker. I hope it's not poisonous. Tee hee.

Decorating a love-card was fun. What would be even more fun would be seeing Melly-chan's reaction. Big heart stickers, and pink dust, and glittery pens…I could've been amused for hours if I had someone to decorate. But all I had was the card. Meh.

Because I'm just amazing, I can impersonate Matt's (very distinctive) handwriting, so I signed the card and slipped it under Mello's door. Lazy blondie was still asleep. Lucky lucky me. I sat to watch the door, waiting for the leather-clad time-bomb to go boom. A arrived eventually, studying the strange black book she had hit me with at my fake wedding.

"What's that?"

"Shinigami notebook."

"Okay."

I went back to my watching and A went back to scribbling in the black book. Shinigami…hee hee, what a funny word…

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A long time went passed before I finally heard the sounds of our one and only anti-Christ waking up. Oh how I laughed.

Footstep, footstep, footstep…

"What the fuck?" Shuffle shuffle. Sounds of card being picked up off the floor.

"…"

"A, pay attention! He's about to explode!"

A fangirlish squeal. What the fuck?

"Matty! That's so sweet!! Um, I mean…um…eew, love-stuff, way to un-macho for me…"

To late for a save, Mel, we heard ya. Lol.

"Matty!"

Running feet….and the oh-so-stripy-one raced into Mello's room…leaving the door open as Mello leapt on him.

Aww. Two random guys making out in a doorway. Crap, they stopped before I got the camera.

"You forgot the camera didn't you?"

"…Shut up!"

"Matty, thanks for the card! It was so sweet!"

Well here's a new side to mood-swing-mafia-man that we've never seen before.

"Dude, what card?"

"You mean you didn't send me a card?"

"…pretty sure."

"Then how…"

"Dude, face it. Those girls pranked you. Again."

"CRAP!"

"…Calm down?"

"NO WAY! THEY'VE PRANKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, I SWEAR!"

Hehe. That's what you think…just wait til next chapter.

Click-click of a loading gun.

Running feet. Mine and A's.

Review me darlings! I'm dying of review withdrawal! and i give reviewers cookies!! and cookie monsters if your the lucky 13th reviewer on this chapter!

Thanks again to dearest A-Chan, for being in the story. Is she a random Kira who sprung up outta nowhere? *shrugs* ask her yourself?