I'm so sorry at how long its been! Ive had internet issues, and then I was fixed on my fictionpress, and then the internet went again and ive had work experience these last two weeks...but i got everything fixed up today, and its summer break!! 6 weeks of freedom!! :D

Enjoy!!

I was wandering the corridors of Wammy's house, and had NO IDEA how the hell I was gonna annoy Mello today. I just pouted until I got attention from someone.

"Why have you got that expression on your face?" Near sat on the floor next to my pouty-corner and started playing with his…

Robots. I just pouted more. He looked up at me and obviously saw that I was attention seeking. Bleh. "I can't think of any ways to annoy Mello today!"

Near thought for a moment.

And another moment.

And another one.

Until finally, "He's working on the Kira case today. Tell him you're Kira and then yell 'sike!' or some equally annoying slang word that means you've just tricked someone."

I looked blank.

"You…do know what the Kira case is, don't you?"

More blank looks.

Near sighed. "Just tell him you're Kira. It might be worth a few 'Lolz' or whatever it is you Internet people say nowadays…"

Near sounded like an old man. Hehe. I skipped off to the 'secret' basement to find Matt and Mello. A met me halfway there, the black notebook under her arm. "Off to annoy Mello again today, J?"

"What other pass-times do I have? My life is tragically empty." I giggled, and began skipping along because I couldn't think of anything else to do to pass time until I got to the basement.

When we got to the basement door, I looked in and saw the Oh-My-God moment of this chapter. Mello, sitting on the desk, and Matt leaning into him and kissing him forcefully on the lips. His hand drifted to the laces on Mello's leather pants…Hehe.

Nothing like an opportune moment. A stood by the door, taking pictures that would undoubtedly end up huge and on the cafeteria wall. When she was done, I ran into the room yelling "MELLO!! MELLO!!!!!! I'M KIRA!!! Whatever that means…"

The two adorable little darlings leapt apart and Mello quickly retied his pants. "WHAT?! KIRA IS YOU?! WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THAT!?"

"Well, there's a reason you're number two…"

"YOURE TELLING ME NEAR GOT THERE BEFORE ME!?"

"Well…no."

"So why are you here and WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

"Kira is…A!"

She jumped up from scribbling in her book. "Who told you?!"

"Ummm…what?"

"Nothing, carry on with the thing…"

"Okay. Mello, I'm Kira."

"WOW I BEAT NEAR!! Awesome! Wait til I tell L he can come back from Japan because I solved the case! I…"

"SIKE!" I giggled and ran away.

I forgot to stay and get Mello's reaction, dammit!

Wandering into the cafeteria, I decided it would be way more entertaining to see his reaction when he saw the poster-sized Matt-and-Mello-make-out-showdown pictures A had put up. Buahahahaha.

Review cookies make me happy :D even if this chapter isnt up to scratch. I'm sorry. but like character-me says, i'm running out of ideas.