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"Hiiii! Captain Byakuya! How are you this fine day?" Valiant skipped towards the awaiting captain standing outside her room, her hair swinging in a ponytail behind her, she didn't mention that it was strange for a man to stand outside a teenage girl's bedroom door because she knew he wouldn't understand.

"Good evening Valiant. I have received word that you managed to separate the hollows from their hosts?" His face was ever unchanging, so was his voice, which got on Valiant's nerves just a little.

"Yep! It was by accident but I did what you asked! And now they were living with Ichigo and Lotus, they have no recollection of how to awaken their hollow powers again and are too busy trying to disguise themselves as humans to figure it out!" She entwined her hands behind her back nd swung her hip proudly.

"I want you to destroy them before they have a chance to find out." And with that, he floated away like the fairy he was.

Valiant's face fell from a smile to a look of utter shock, he wanted what?

She felt panic rise inside her, she didn't give two ticks about Hichigo but Leto was like Lotus sister and wasn't that bad of a person, so it would be devastating if she died!

"Uwah! UKITAKE!" She shunpoed to her captain crush's room, ready to spill her heart out to him.

"Byakuya said he wants the hollows to be destroyed but Leto is like my niece as well so I cant kill her, I mean, Hichigo I can live without but Leto is really special and I don't want her to die!" Valiant was now sobbing into Ukitake's shoulder, well, pretending to sob so he'd hug her better.

"Ah, well, that is troublesome, but she's a hollow and humans would be in danger if she-"

"No! She cant eat human souls! She likes hollows! She says humans taste like ham! And she doesn't like ham!" She was gripping his shirt tightly, shaking him.

"Er, well- Val stop shaking me! I cant think!"

Hichigo was lying on Ichigo's bed whilst the original was dealing with a minor hollow attack, he felt uncomfortable once again but this time it wasn't a nice feeling, it started when a group of guys crowded Leto at school, and it got worse when one touched her face, before it got a tiny bit better when she decked him one.

He rubbed his chest, perhaps he was broken? He leapt off the bed and staggered to the bedroom door, the blood had gone to his head, as Ichigo had once told him.

He slid down the banister, he thought stairs were pointless if there were banisters already there. The white skinned hollow skidded in his socks on the wooden floor, stopping at the door linking to the clinic part of the house.

"Yo, Mr Dad human! Ya in?" He pushed open the door violently, making it slam against the wall and the handle lodge itself in the crumbling stone.

"Ah! Hichigo my son! What can I do for you boy?"

Hichigo looked at the old man skeptically, his booted foot grasped at his shoulders by both of his pale white hands. It was like this man didn't know the difference between him and Ichigo.

"I think the body I'm usin' is broken. Fix it." Hichigo dropped Ichigo's dad's leg rather roughly.

The man had insisted Hichigo call him dad as well, and he referred to the hollow as 'Son' which irritated the albino more than he showed.

"It's broken? What do you mean?" The black haired man rubbed his stubbled chin walking over to an empty bed.

"Well this bit hurts sometimes on the inside an' this area gets bigger an' painful." Hichigo put a hand on his chest and one on his groin. The man laughed and snorted like the pig he was.

"Are there any certain times when this happens?" He managed to push aside his animalistic qualities and sat on his wheelie chair, taking care not to spin or slide across the room in glee.

Hichigo scowled at him, he wasn't taking his complaints seriously.

"At tha' school place Ichigo drags me t' every bloody day." Hichigo remained where he was, arms folded and a stern, unhappy look on his otherwise creepily perfect face.

"Hm, does it happen when you see a certain person?" The old man started writing on a piece of paper. Well it looked like writing but he was really drawing stick men and flowers.

"I don' know, when I look tae th' left?" Hichigo didn't like this interrogation and showed his displeasure by continuing to send mental daggers to the old man.

"Well, what else happens?" The man was playing hang man with himself by now.

"I feel sick and cannae sit still." Hichigo rubbed his arms, it was cold in this room, below freezing he was sure, what was wrong with this man?!

Said man started rubbing his chin again, pretending to think when he wasn't. "Hm…well, your body isn't broken, rest assured. However I would like it if you kept me up to date with this, so I can tell how it's progressing…" he studied Hichigo, the white haired boy turned to leave angrily and aggressively, eyeing the fire axe that was next to the door with a look that would make even Aizen uneasy.

"Also, if that swells and it gets too painful, give it a few strokes." He used his pencil to indicate Hichigo's private area. "Only when you're alone mind, and make sure you clean up any mess it makes…"

Hichigo gave him a confused glare but proceeded to leave; he decided to ignore the axe as best he could, or else he really would have to clean up the mess he'd make of the clinic and his 'dad'.