"Ladies and Gentlemen! I have nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants but that's not going to help with this particular trick..." - House.

Because I have nothing else to put and I love House. PWOAR!

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Hichigo scowled and scowled until his face hurt, he kept his arms folded and didn't take his eyes off of Ichigo through out the whole 3 hours of watching TV together.

"You can stop glaring at me anytime you want you know." Ichigo turned off the animation box and stood up, avoiding catching his Hollow's eye.

Hichigo felt sudden rage fill him to the brim; so he launched himself at Ichigo and proceeded to punch kick and bite him, wrestling on the living room floor and ignoring his host's yells of anguish.

Ichigo managed to grab Hichigo's wrists and tired to hold him away. "What the hell?! You psycho lunatic! Get off me!" Ichigo was bleeding in several places, not badly but it stung, it showed for once Hichigo didn't know what he was doing.

Hichigo pulled a face and growled. "No!" He was like a child that couldn't get his own way so he turned to violence.

Ichigo grunted and kicked him off, giving himself enough time to get to the stairs before a white blur knocked him into the wall. "What is up with you?!" The orange top decided enough was enough and tried to fight back, but their human bodies were equal with power. Hichigo didn't answer, probably because he didn't know, but after Ichigo threw Leto out of the house he felt so angry he could kill someone.

"Lotus my darling mousey girl, come to Kitty or else she will be lonely!" Leto had become completely sober and was wandering through the park, it was getting dark and she'd been searching for ages; and her feet hurt!

'LOTUS! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW!'

Mind communication didn't work either.

She had just about given up when she saw a hunched over figure underneath the park slide, she strode over and bent down to confirm her guess.

"Hello there my pet. I'm afraid that this slide belongs to the children and they request you move your fat arse and stop ignoring me."

No response.

Leto squatted down and sighed. "I have your coat…and shoes." She handed them to the unmoving being.

Nothing.

"What have I done Lotus?! Tell me so I can not do it again!" Leto poked the girl, she received another slap, but not as hard.

Leto put her hand over her cheek, moving her jaw painfully.

Lotus stood up, she had somehow gotten her shoes and jacket on, she was giving Leto death glares but still not talking stubbornly.

"Lotus! Tell me how to make you not angry at me!" Leto stood up, she was hit again, twice as hard.

"STOP HITTING ME!" Leto was yelling now, but all she got was another slap, and another, and another after a few moments they turned into punches that hurt like hell and soon Leto was being forced towards a tree, accepting anything Lotus threw at her, not defending herself, just letting Lotus use her as a punching bag, she wasn't sure why but it felt like she had to.

Lotus threw another punch, it landed on Leto's cheek and the force threw the hollows fragile skull onto the tree trunk painfully. "Are you finished yet?" Leto smiled up at her teary eyed host, despite being in agony and wanting to kill her.

Lotus' face went from anger and despair to shock realization.

Leto was sitting at the base of the tree, bloody and bruised from the beating she had gotten, just smiling, not words of anger or threatening, no sudden attack, just a simple caring smile; she looked so…human.

The red haired girl broke down and hugged her counterpart, saying she was sorry over and over. "Why did you let me do that? Why? I'm so sorry!"

"Shut up you man whore and let me get up." Leto patted Lotus' head and tried to stand, but the blood loss made her fall again.

"I'm so sorry Leto!" Lotus was about to start another flood of tears; her previous outrage forgotten.

Leto rolled her eyes. "Oh shut up and bring me a hollow to eat!" She waved her hand in dismissal; it was all she could do.

Lotus nodded solemnly and went to the clearing near where they were, she pulled out a sweet tin and dropped a candy onto the ground, there was no one about now it was almost midnight.

Within a few moments a hollow appeared, a weak one that resembled a mouse but not by much, it gobbled up the sweet and then turned to Lotus, she had discarded her body next to Leto, who was watching eagerly.

It only took a few seconds for Lotus to kill the beast. She never did like fighting so her expression was always a morbid one.

Leto held out her hands and dragged the energy towards her, swallowing the blue lights like water.

"Mmmmm…" Leto licked her lips and stood up, her skin began to smooth over where it was swelling, the bleeding cleared up and her bruises vanished, she was as beautiful as before she was beaten, perhaps even more so.

The girls walked home together in silence holding hands like young girls did after making up after an argument. Leto knew this offered Lotus some form of comfort so she didn't complain when the original slipped her hand into her fake tan one.

Lotus broke the silence, her voice strained. "I don't want you to ever swallow, smoke or inject anything Chad, or anyone else who isn't a doctor gives you unless I say it's ok." She kept looking ahead, her expression not changing.

Leto looked at her and gave her hand a soft squeeze. "Ok."

Lotus blinked and stared at the hollow beside her, who had a soft smile on her lips and was looking up at the sky. Leto was NEVER this nice. The world was ending, she was sure of it.

"But only because I won't get fed if I don't do what you say!" Leto giggled and ran ahead, she turned to jog backwards so she could pull faces and yell playful insults to Lotus.

Well maybe the world wasn't ending but something was going to change definitely.

Ichigo's maddening father hummed thoughtfully, staring at his son's Hollow who was sitting opposite him with a hole behind his head where he and Ichigo had slammed through the dry plaster during their fight.

The black haired middle aged man sighed and ran a hand through what was left of his real hair. "Ok so you got angry when Leto didn't come with Lotus and when Lotus hit Leto? But you got excited when she did come?" He looked across to Hichigo sitting with his legs crossed and balancing impossibly on the back of a chair.

Hichigo had to rattle his human brain for this one "Yeah, like when I'm in a fight with Ichigo, only…warmer." He'd had gotten used to talking to Ichigo's dad about these things, mostly because at the beginning he was coaxed with cookies; like a puppy into a new house.

The humming began again, along with the rubbing of unshaven chins. "I see…Perhaps you should act on impulse when you next see her?"

The pale boy's face remained as blank as Ulquiorra's personality test. "Like instinct?"

"Do what you want to do when you see her next."

Hichigo thought about it. "But I don' know what I wan' tae do." He let himself down from the chair and grabbed one of the mini swords Ichigo called a scalpel and started stabbing the rubber on the desk next to him.

The older male watched him and rolled his eyes. "Well think about it…and stop destroying other people's things." He grabbed the medical knife and locked Hichigo out of the clinic for the rest of the day.