Girls Cabin Number 2

Chapter 3: Ice Breaker – Tenten

Tenten was not a happy camper, literally. Ino had just kissed her. A freak who wore purple make-up all over his face kissed her too. Naruto had pants-ed her and she had seen more asses, boxers, bras and man boobs than a porn freak. The worst of all of them, a tall guy with long black hair and red eyes licked her lips. Not that he was ugly or anything in fact, he was really hott, but it was still disgusting.

She looked at this list and twitched. She found this whole situation ridiculous. Why would they want them to this kind of stuff? She looked at the list again and thought, "What will happen if I don't do these things?"

Then she remembered Tsunade saying something about sleeping with Jiraiya if the curriculum wasn't followed. Was this ice breaker part of the curriculum? Tenten looked at the man on the platform, who gave her a sexy smile and bedroom eyes. She shuddered and decided not to risk it.

She looked at the sheet and read number 1: Pants/Skirt someone. Tenten searched for a good victim who was off guard. She looked at her own friend, Shikamaru, who was looking annoyed with everything going on. She snickered to herself as she came behind him and yanked his pants down. The only problem, his pants didn't come down. She tried again and tugged harder this time and they still didn't come down. She got frustrated and started violently yanking at his pants.

"Tenten?"

Tenten stopped what she was doing and looked around to see the people were staring at her, along with Shikamaru.

"Tenten, I'm wearing a belt," he stated bluntly.

She twitched. "What the hell is your problem? Guys are supposed to wear baggy jeans that don't fit them and have their asses hanging out but are covered by their over sized shirts!"

She turned him around, undid his belt, button, and zipper and pulled his pants down.

"Ha!" She yelled triumphantly. Then she noticed even more people staring now and Shikamaru blushing. Then she blinked and looked down at what she just did.

"Oh my god that was not what it seemed like. Oh my god, that was so wrong," she blushed.

"Ugh, troublesome," he groaned as he pulled up his pants and re-did his belt.

"Will you still sign for me?" She asked, still totally embarrassed.

"Yeah, whatever." He signed the silly paper and Tenten looked at the next task: Smack a random person's ass.

She looked behind her and hit the butt closest to her. The person turned around and it was the guy who had licked her lips! He smiled seductively at her.

"Oh, you came back for more?" He smirked.

"Oh god, just sign the damn paper and get away from me!" She cried as she shoved the "damn paper" in his face.

He chuckled and signed the sheet. He handed it back to her and winked. Tenten took the paper at ran away from him. When she checked the for task number 3, she read what that guy had signed, since it was a bit longer than just a signature. "Uchiha Itachi, CIT of boy's cabin 4." She twitched and looked back over at him, who smiled at her and she huffed and walked away even further.

She finally read number three, which was: Flash someone. She would feel way more comfortable flashing a girl than a guy, so she went back to her corner and found her CIT. Tenten lifted up her shirt and quickly pulled it back down.

"Aw, what a cute bra! Let me see it again," Temari squealed.

"Do I have to?" Tenten groaned.

"Yes, or else I won't sign," she smiled.

Tenten sighed and lifted up her shirt again to show off her adorable demi that was red and white striped with scrunched up white lace on the top of the cups.

"There, now will you sign?" She asked as she flattened her shirt out.

"Mm hm!" The CIT nodded and signed away.

Next was: Moon someone. This time she went to her counselor, and pulled down her shorts and pulled them back up.

"If I wore underwear, they'd look like yours," Anko joked, referring to Tenten's white panties with pink polka dots and red lace trim. Tenten laughed and got her sign number 4.

Then, it was number 5: Hug a random person. Just going up to someone and hugging them was strange. She walked a few steps around, closed her eyes and spun around a few times then stopped. She was facing a guy with short red hair and looked totally unapproachable. But, he was the random person she just so happened to be facing and hugged him anyway.

The guy just stood there like a plank and glared at her when she let go.

"Eh, sign number 5," she said uncomfortably and he did so.

Tenten read the list again and noticed that the 3 worst were last. She didn't want to kiss anyone or lick anyone's lips, but she had come this far on the list and cringed when she thought of the consequences.

"Kiss the hottest girl in your opinion," read number 6. She looked around and saw a nervous looking Hinata. She went over to the shy girl and lightly kissed her.

"Listen, do you want me to sign number 6 for you?" Tenten suggested as Hinata signed her sheet.

"Ah, t-thank you!" The clear-eyed girl exclaimed in relief that she didn't have to kiss a girl and held out her paper for Tenten to sign.

"Nothing to it," she smiled at her good deed of the day.

With that off the list, Tenten looked around for the hottest guy. There were plenty to choose from, but none that she would die for. She didn't want to kiss any hott guy, she wanted the hottest guy.

Then she realized she was getting into this. Tenten admitted to herself that she was enjoying this more than she thought. She looked at her list and saw number 8: Lick a person's lips. She saw a nice candidate with long-ish silver hair, green eyes and wore thick eyeliner under his eyes. She strutted up to him, looped an arm around his neck, and licked his lips.

When she pulled away, he looked un-amused, but signed away under number 8.

After she walked away from the guy whose name was Kimimaro, she found herself back in her cabin family's corner again. She sighed and looked over to see a gorgeous boy with long beautiful brown hair and clear eyes like Hinata's leaning against the wall. Tenten blinked to see if he was real and remembered that he was in her cabin family. She blushed when he caught her staring at him.

She went over to him and studied his face closely.

"What are you doing?" He asked.

Tenten thought for a moment and replied, "I'm going to kiss you."

"Why?"

"Because," she responded.

"Tell me," he demanded.

She smiled. "Because I think you're hott."

He smirked and let her kiss him.

Q&A

Q: Isn't Temari a total cold-hearted bitch?
A: Yes, but I tweaked her a bit, ha.

Q: Where's the Anko/Kaka?
A: I'll drop subtle hints later.

Q: Who's Temari gonna be with?
A: I have no fucking idea.

Q: Is there gonna be Tenten/Itachi crap?
A: Maybe, I like crack pairings, but you know Neji and Tenten are made for each other.

Q: Is it true you went to a camp like this?
A: Yes, not this extreme, but very similar.