Girl's Cabin Number 2
Chapter 13: The Classic Clinic Scene
A/N: Every frickin anime ever created (yes I am exaggerating) has a clinic scene! Where the girl gets sick or faints and the guy watches over her and they either kiss or have sex on the bed, kidding.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I'd poke more fun at Orochimaru.
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Naruto helped Hinata to the clinic and told her to lie down on one of the beds. While she rested, he tried his best to take care of her. He contemplated on whether giving her an ice pack or a heating pad, so he decided to give her the ice pack first then when her head gets cold, he'll give her the heating pad, because he's just smart like that.
"So are you feeling alright?" He asked after he set the ice pack behind her head.
She didn't answer and he looked to see that she had fallen soundly asleep.
'Why is it that all girls look so peaceful when they sleep?' He thought as he watched her chest rise and fall with deep breaths.
Suddenly, a light bulb went off in his head. He assumed she would be hungry for lunch when she awoke, and decided he would get her some lunch. He got up and brushed Hinata's bangs back, kissed her forehead and left the clinic for some food.
A few minutes after Naruto left, Kiba poked in his head to check up on Hinata.
"Yo Hinata-chan, you alright?" He asked as he approached her bed.
"Oh," he said when he noticed she was sleeping.
"Well, I guess you're alright," he assumed and plopped down on a seat next to the bed and sighed.
Just then, Naruto walked back in the room with a tray in his hands. On the tray was a grilled cheese sandwich, a glass of chocolate milk and an apple. He spotted Kiba and froze for a moment.
"Yo," Kiba greeted as he looked up at him.
"Hey," he responded and set the tray down on a stand next to Hinata's bed and sat down in a chair opposite of Kiba.
The two guys just sat there in silence. It must have been so quiet, it was noisy, because Hinata sat straight up with wide eyes. This shocked the guys and they just stared at her to see what she would say. But she didn't say anything, instead she got off the bed with out even looking at either of the boys and went over to a cabinet in the clinic and started grabbing gauze, band aid boxes and other random medical stuff and carried them in her arms. Then she walked right out of the clinic.
"Is she sleep walking?" Naruto asked.
"Looks like it," Kiba answered.
"Shouldn't we wake her up?"
"No way man! Let's follow her and see what we can get out of her," Kiba suggested.
"But," Naruto was about to protest.
"Don't you wanna know who she likes?" Kiba interrupted.
Naruto hesitated, "Fine."
The snuck out of the clinic as if they were secret agents and stealthily followed Hinata around. They found her in front of the boys' bathroom.
"What is she doing?" Naruto asked.
"Shut up and watch," Kiba snapped.
Hinata stopped in front of the door and knocked on it. When nothing happened, she knocked again.
"Sir, you have to open up! This is your order of Viagra and your wife says you need it desperately! Please open up!" She pleaded as she banged on the door with on fist.
The boys had the "wtf?" look on their faces.
"Fine, I'll leave them here at the door, your ferret can pick them up after work," she huffed and dropped everything on the floor and walked away.
"What was that?" Kiba wondered out loud.
"I dunno, let's keep on her trail!" Naruto replied.
They followed her all the way outside, where she was wondering around aimlessly.
"Let's try to talk to her!" Kiba suggested.
"What!"
"I'm serious, she'll respond," he assured.
"Whatever," Naruto sighed and followed the dog boy.
"Hey Hinata!" Kiba greeted as he walked up to her.
"There you are! Have you fixed my shoes yet?" She asked in her sleep.
"No not yet, you still owe me a waffle," he played along.
"Oh that's right, can I eat you?"
"Hey!" Naruto jogged up.
"Ooo, I'd rather eat you!" Hinata squealed and turned to Naruto.
"Hey, what about me?" Kiba whined.
"Sorry, but everyone likes the sugar frosted side over the wheat side," she responded.
"What's so great about him?" Kiba complained.
"He's sweeter than you," she replied matter-of-factly.
Naruto blushed.
"No way!" Kiba accidentally pushed Hinata out of the way and bit Naruto's shoulder.
Hinata fell on her butt, which woke her up instantly to see Kiba biting Naruto.
"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAA!" She screamed.
"K-Kiba-kun i-i-is a v-v-vam-p-pire," she squeaked.
"Huh?" Kiba responded.
"Oh shit, Hinata-chan, I'm not a vampire," he started but she just screamed again and back away.
"N-Now N-N-Naruto-kun is g-g-going to t-turn into a v-vampire too!" She cried and ran back into the building.
The two guys just stood there staring after her.
"Well, I wouldn't want to wake up seeing a guy biting another guy's shoulder," Naruto stated flatly.
"Shaddup," Kiba snapped.
"She said I was sweeter than you," Naruto gloated.
"That's because she thought you were the sugar coated side of a frosted mini wheat," Kiba retorted.
"Really? How'd you figure that out?"
"I guessed, maybe she was talking about Froot Loops."
"Froot loops aren't double-sided."
"Yes they are."
"Are they?"
"Yup."
"I never knew that."
"Neither did I."
"But you just said…never mind."
"This is a really retarded conversation."
"Agreed."
And with that, the two boys went back into the building for some lunch.
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A/N: Fucking gay chapter, I know, but I had to update and get this out of the way. I'm so freaking tired, I had a karate tournament today, I took first, no surprise. I'm exhausted though cause I had to watch over all the little hyper rascals and be at their ring side all the time. Anyway, next chapter will be better, maybe…I dunno. Hope you enjoyed. Please review. Peace out.