Girl's Cabin Number 2
Chapter 15: iPods on the Loose
A/N: 190 reviews, let's make it 200 people!
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"Okay, first we have to choose a song," Kakashi started.
The red team was in a little building the size of a decent classroom.
"Did everyone bring their iPod or mp3 player?" He asked.
The teens all held up their mini music players.
"Any suggestions?"
The kids all started scrolling down their play lists and song titles.
"The Circle of Life from The Lion King!" Kiba shouted.
Everyone just stared at him.
"No," Neji rejected flatly.
The room was silent.
"Come on kids, we need suggestions, we counselors can't be involved," Anko urged impatiently.
Lee: "Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen!"
Sakura: "Gasolina by Daddy Yankee!"
Ino: "My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas!"
Tayuya: "Stop the Fucking Car by Circa Survive"
Kabuto: "THE POKEMON THEME SONG!"
Everyone stared blankly at him.
He stared back and suddenly burst out in song.
"I wanna be the very best! That no one ever was! To catch them is my real test! To train them is my cause! I wanna travel across the land, searching far and wide! Teach Pokemon to understand the power that's inside! Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me! I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in this world we must defend! Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!"
Moegi clapped 3 times very slowly and insincerely while the crickets chirped.
"Never mind," the silver haired CIT sighed.
"Any other suggestions?" Dosu asked.
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight from The Lion King!" Kiba yelled.
Everyone just ignored him.
Zaku: "Until the Day I Die by Story of the Year!"
Kin: "Jingle Bells!"
"Christmas isn't for another 5 months," Hana stated.
"So?" Kin asked innocently.
"It's a retarded idea," Hana sighed.
Kin hmph-ed.
"No holiday songs, please," Kurenai requested.
Kiba: "I Just Can't Wait to be King from Lion King!"
"What's with the Lion King songs?" Naruto asked.
"I like the Lion King, rawr," Kiba replied flatly.
"Dumbass," Naruto mumbled.
Gaara: "Love You Promised."
The group stared at him like he was a freak.
"You listen to Cascada?" Tenten asked.
"I do. Does anyone have a problem with that?" He snapped.
Everyone shook their heads no.
"Good."
Shizune: "Doctor Jones by Aqua!"
Itachi: "Vertigo from U2!"
"The Chicken Dance."
Everyone turned to look at Sasuke.
"What, is it a bad idea?"
They all blinked.
"Fine."
"Bop to the Top!" Sakura suggested.
"Don't even get started with High School Musical," Anko warned.
"Fine," all the girls sighed and whined.
"Can you feeeeeeeeeeel the loooooooooooooove toniiiiight!" Kiba sang.
"NO!" Everyone shouted.
"Hey Temari, you've been awfully quiet with your iPod over there, you have any ideas?" Anko asked.
Temari continued strolling down her list of songs, until one stood out to her and she got an idea.
"I got it!" She exclaimed.
"Hakuna Matata?" Kiba asked.
"No, something way better. Girls, go back to your cabin and gather all your bathing suits, bras, skirts and skimpy shirts. Boys, go back to your cabins and get some shirts, pants boxers and hats. Bring everything back here!" She ordered.
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"Alright, next up is the red group!" Tsunade announced.
"This is gonna be so much fun!" Sakura giggled from "offstage."
The music started and the girls ran onstage.
Ladies up in here
tonight
No fighting, no
fighting
We got refugees up
in here
No fighting, no
fighting
Shakira, Shakira
The girl's turned around to reveal they were all wearing the guys' pants and shorts that were falling down revealing their boxers. They had on baggy shirts and wore some "bling." Some had baseball hats on and others had sweat bands on their wrists.
I never really that
she could dance like this
She makes a man
wanna speak Spanish
Como se llama (si!),
bonita (si!), mi casa (si! Shakira, Shakira!), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
The girls shouted or lip synced the lyrics and danced around wildly. The audience loved them right away.
Oh baby when you
talk like that
You make a woman go
mad
So be wise and keep
on
Reading the signs of
my body
This was the cue for the boys to come on, but they didn't come. Sakura moved her way to the side of the stage and dragged Sasuke out. It was obvious why he was embarrassed to come out of hiding, he was wearing a tight light pink tank top and a short yellow skirt. The girls had forced him into a wonder bra and stuffed it to the max. The audience burst out laughing the moment they caught sight of him. He wanted to run back off, but Sakura refused to loosen her grip on him.
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips
don't lie
And I'm starting
to feel it's right
All the attraction,
the tension
Don't you see baby
this is perfection.
Ino was getting impatient for the other boys to come on and went over and grabbed a random guy from offstage, who just so happened to be Shikamaru. She yanked him out into the open where everyone could see his hair up in pig tails. He was forced into some booty shorts and an orange bikini top. He tried to run back off, but Ino caught him by the hair and held on.
Hey girl, I can see
your body moving
And it's driving
me crazy
And I don't have
the slightest idea
Until I saw you
dancing
Sakura nodded motioned to Tenten to try and get the other guys to come on. Tenten walked over to the said of the stage and grabbed Neji. He tried to resist, but somehow came to be powerless compared to the impatient girl. His hair had been done in hundreds of tiny little braids with beads on the ends. He wore Tenten's stuffed polka dotted bikini top and a denim mini skirt. The audience started laughing even harder when they saw him
And when you walk up
on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore
the way you move your body, girl
And everything so
unexpected – the way you left and right it
So you can keep on
shaking it
"Should we go on?" Naruto whispered.
"Let's do it!" Kiba yelled enthusiastically.
The two teens leaped onstage and started shaking it and the crowd went wild. Naruto had on a hot pink terry cloth skirt and a baby blue spaghetti strap tank top. The stuffed lavender bra he was wearing underneath stuck out for nearly everyone to see. Kiba's hair had a bunch of little rubber bands in it, making him look like a sea urchin. He wore teal cotton short shorts and a mauve tankini top.
Hinata held back fits of giggles when she saw the boys dancing around wildly and shamelessly.
I never really that
she could dance like this
She makes a man
wanna speak Spanish
Como se llama (si!),
bonita (si!), mi casa (si! Shakira, Shakira!), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Zaku looked out onstage nervously and debated on whether he should go out or not. Before he could make up his mind, Kin grabbed his arm and lead him out into the open. His hair, like Shikamaru's, was in pig tails. He wore a denim skirt and a white bikini top. He wanted to run back off, but Kin started dancing with him and he decided to stay.
Oh baby when you
talk like that
You make a woman go
mad
So be wise and keep
on
Reading the signs of
my body
Like Zaku, Kabuto looked on from backstage, not really wanting to go on. He was smart and knew that Orochimaru was in the audience, which really creeped him out. He didn't have any desire to reveal himself in fire engine red bandeau and white soffees to that gay pedophile drooling over all the little boys. Much to his demise though, Temari had took him by the hand and dragged him out.
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips
don't lie
And I'm starting
to feel it's right
All the attraction,
the tension
Don't you see baby
this is perfection.
Lee watched the others dancing wildly onstage and was now filled with confidence that he could do the same! He jumped out to show he was wearing the mini skirt of all mini skirts, thankfully, he was wearing leggings underneath. He also sported a lime green bikini top. Some of the people laughed, some screamed, and some even whistled as he shook his stuff.
Oh I know I am on
tonight my hips don't lie
And I'm starting
to feel it's right
All the attraction,
the tension
Don't you see baby
this is perfection.
Shakira, Shakira
"Well, looks like it's my turn," Itachi said to himself.
His hair was done up in a messy bun and he wore a white skirt and a tight black tank top with a 36C stuffed bra underneath. All the girls screamed when they saw him and he danced as femininely as he knew how to, which was pretty good, in a scary sort of manner.
Oh boy, I can see
your body moving
Half animal, half
man
I don't, don't
really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have
a plan
My will and self
restraint
Have come to fail
now, fail now
See, I am doing what
I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too
hard to explain
"There's someone missing!" Ino screamed over the loud music.
"I'll go check!" Tenten offered.
She moved to the side of the stage and saw Gaara there.
"I am not going out there and there is no way you can make me," he growled.
Tenten scowled at him.
"Everyone else is out there, so you have to come too," she ordered.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Fine."
She turned her attention and called out for Anko in the audience. The counselor came backstage at the request.
"What's the matter?" She asked.
"He won't get onstage," Tenten tattled.
"He won't will he? I'll see to it that he does," Anko said sheepishly and Tenten ran back onstage again.
Gaara trembled in fear just because of her mere presence.
"Now listen boy, you gotta got on or else you'll be punished, okay?" She warned with a smile.
He stared at her with wide eyes and trudged onstage himself. He wore a brown bandeau and a pair of tight white shorts.
Baila en la calle de
noche
Baila en la calle de
dia
Baila en la calle de
noche
Baila en la calle de
dia
The girl's seemed to be having a great time, while some of the guys weren't enjoying themselves so much. Sasuke just swayed back and forth a bit, in stage fright. Last year, his team did "Paradise City" by Guns n Roses, and he got to wear his normal clothes and just jump around. This was far worse though, even if he did have Sakura dance beside him. But, he'd rather go through this a thousand times rather than being punished again.
I never really that
she could dance like this
She makes a man
wanna speak Spanish
Como se llama (si!),
bonita (si!), mi casa (si! Shakira, Shakira!), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Shikamaru just stood there, refusing to move. No matter how many times Ino would grab his wrists and try to get him to dance, he wouldn't do it. He definitely was not fond of his mother for sending him to this troublesome camp. He tried sneaking off several times, only to be caught by Ino time after time, so he just dubbed that escaping was troublesome and a waste of time.
Oh baby when you
talk like that
You know you got me
hypnotized
So be wise and keep
on
Reading the signs of
my body
Neji, like the other two guys, was not enjoying himself. He hated loud music. He hated popular music. He especially hated loud popular music. He would move every once and awhile to make it seem like he was doing something, but he felt it was a good deed enough to even come out. Tenten sure looked cute in his clothes though…
Senorita, feel the
conga, let me see you move like you from Colombia
Mira en Barranquilla
se baila asi, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla
se baila asi
Naruto and Kiba on the other hand were having a grand old time! They'd bump Hinata back and forth with their hips and spin her around, even though she was supposed to be the guy. They laughed and just enjoyed themselves shamelessly, knowing that the audience was getting a kick out of them.
Yeah
She's so sexy
every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a
3rd world country
I go back like when
'pac carried crates for Humpty Dumpty
I need a whole club
dizzy
Why the CIA wanna
catch us?
Colombians and
Haitians
I ain't guilty,
it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch
the ropes
Refugees run the
seas 'cause we own our own boats
Itachi started dancing with Tenten, but it's not like she could push him away or slap him, so she just went along with it. Before she even knew it, their bodies were moving up against each other's very closely and she was nearly on top of his right leg. Okay, so he might be annoying, but he's a very fun dance partner.
I'm on tonight, my
hips don't lie
And I'm starting
to feel you boy
Come on let's go,
real slow
Baby, like this is
perfecto
By now everyone had forgotten the lyrics and just focused on dancing and trying to enjoy themselves.
Oh, you know I'm
on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I'm starting
to feel it's right
The attraction, the
tension
Baby, like this is
perfection
As the song slowed down, so did the performers.
No fighting
No fighting
The audience cheered and clapped and screamed. The red group took their bows, high fived each other and walked/dashed offstage.
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Disclaimer: I do not own "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira.
A/N: Holy fuck, this a long chapter, for me anyway it is. Hope you enjoyed. Peace out.
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