Girl's Cabin Number 2

Chapter 16: Clean Up in Girl's Cabin Number 2

A/N: I just realized that it's already chapter 16, but it's only the end of the second day and the camp lasts for 2 weeks! This is gonna be one hell of a long story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Deidara would look like either a man or a woman, not both at the same time.

"That was great!" Ino cheered.

"Hell yeah!" Kiba seconded.

"Let's get washed up back at our cabin," Temari suggested.

"Right on!" Naruto agreed as the red group headed towards girl's cabin number two.

They all filed into the cabin and either flopped down on one of the beds or took a seat on the floor.

"I want my clothes back," Zaku complained.

"No way, guy clothes are comfy!" Kin replied.

"But I feel…exposed," he complained.

"But you're sexy," she teased.

Zaku shut up after that comment.

"I'm hungry. Who's gonna come with me to pilfer some food? How about you Sasuke-kun?" Ino flirted as she got her face close to his.

"No, I'm not going out again no matter how dark it is," Sasuke refused.

This disappointed her so she turned to Shikamaru.

"Fine then, you're coming with me," she ordered as she grabbed his arm.

"Why me?" Shikamaru whined.

"Because I said so, now let's go," she commanded and dragged him out of the cabin.

They quietly crept towards the cafeteria when all of a sudden, they heard foot steps nearing them. Even though she knew it was probably just another camper, Ino was scared since it was dark and night time. The foot steps got closer and the two teens could see a tall silhouette, a pale face and eerie snake like eyes. The figure came closer and closer until one of the teens let out a scream.

"EEEEEEEEEEEK!" Came a high pitched shrill.

No, it was not Ino who screamed, but rather Shikamaru. He grabbed Ino's wrist and pulled her along as he ran for his life.

"Oh, it was only two little girls. I was hoping for some little boys," Orochimaru sighed and walked away.

Meanwhile, Ino and Shikamaru were in the kitchen panting hard.

"What the hell was that?" Ino asked in a loud whisper.

"It was that homosexual pedophile," Shikamaru shivered.

"No, what was up with that scream?" She half giggled and half snapped.

"You'd scream too after you've seen that creep rape a boy right in front of your eyes before!" He whimpered.

"You pussy! Let's just steal some food and get out of here," she suggested.

"Oh no, I'm not going back out there with that freak lurking around," he shuddered.

"Well then what do you wanna do? Sleep in the kitchen?" Ino asked irritably.

"Maybe," he answered sheepishly.

Back at the cabin, everyone was starting to get worried.

"They should be back by now. You think they got lost on the way?" Anko asked.

"Maybe they got attacked by a bear," Naruto said.

"There are no bears out here stupid," Kiba insulted.

"Let's send out a search party," Temari suggested.

"I nominate Sasuke-teme!" Naruto announced.

"Then Sasuke it is," Temari agreed.

"Why me?" He grunted.

"Because you don't wanna do it," Naruto grinned.

"Alright, someone should go with him though," Anko recommended.

Sakura's hand immediately flew up into the air.

"I'll go!" She offered enthusiastically.

"Very well then, Sasuke and Sakura are gonna go look for Shikamaru and Ino," Anko confirmed and the two teens headed out.

Sakura regretted volunteering so quickly without even remembering that she hated the dark. There was a rustling in the bushes and Sakura let out a yelp as she clung onto Sasuke's arm. Then a shadow passed against the wall of the main building. She held on tighter to his arm.

"You wanna go back?" He asked.

She shook her head no as they proceeded to the cafeteria. She let go of Sasuke's arm, but then she tripped over something and landed on her face. She really, really hated the dark. Sasuke offered his hand to help her up when she started laughing.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"I can see up your skirt," she giggled.

Sasuke want to slap himself, but decided against it as he helped her up off the ground. The crept into the cafeteria and whispered Ino and Shikamaru's names loudly a few times. The pair went into the kitchen only to find Shikamaru asleep against the fridge and Ino curled up next to him using his legs as her pillow.

"What should we do?" Sakura whispered to Sasuke.

"I guess we should just leave them here," he answered as he turned around to leave.

"But," she was about to protest.

"Come on," he ordered and walked out of the kitchen and back into the night.

Sakura sighed as she followed him. She heard a strange sound from up in the trees. She looked up and saw the glowing face of a barn owl. The nocturnal bird gave her the creeps, so she huddled up against Sasuke.

"Scared?" he asked

She looked down and nodded her head.

He sighed and took her hand in his; the darkness hid the pink in both of their cheeks.

Holding Sasuke's hand made Sakura feel a lot safer as he lead her back to the cabin. She was disappointed when they got inside and he let go of her hand.

"Did you find them?" Anko asked.

"They're in the kitchen asleep," Sakura answered.

"Why didn't you wake them up?" She asked.

"Shikamaru is difficult to deal with when's he's disturbed from his sleep," Sasuke answered.

"And Ino in the morning is no walk on the beach either," Sakura added on.

"Well then what are we gonna do for food? I'm hungry," Kiba complained.

"Aren't there snack machines in the main building?" Tenten asked while undoing the braids in Neji's hair.

"Ooo! I'll go!" Naruto volunteered.

"Alright, they should be pretty easy to bust open," Kakashi agreed.

"Good, I want someone to come with me though. Hey Hinata, wanna come along?" Naruto asked.

"Um," she started.

"You don't have to go if you don't want to," Kiba said.

"N-no, I'm okay Kiba-kun," she replied.

"Great! Let's go!" Naruto exclaimed excitedly.

Hinata got up and followed Naruto to the door. The moment Naruto opened the door and took a few steps out, she froze.

"Hey Hinata, you coming?" He asked as he turned around.

Her eyes widened and she started to shake as she stared at something behind him.

"What's the matter?" He questioned.

She lifted a shaky finger and pointed behind him. He slowly turned around to look into the eyes of Orochimaru. Naruto's eyes bulged out to the size of Tsunade's boobs. He screamed as he grabbed Hinata and ran back into the cabin and locked the door while panting.

"What's the matter?" Anko asked.

Naruto stayed put with his pack against the door and feet planted on the ground.

"I-I-It's Orochimaru," he stuttered out.

"OH GOD!"

Sasuke, Neji, Gaara and Zaku got up and ran to the door to help reinforce. Then there was a few knocks on the doors.

"Oh little boys, little boys, won't you please let me in?" The pedophile cooed.

"NOT FOR ALL THE FUCKING HAIRS ON OUR CHINNY CHIN CHINS!" The boys yelled back.

"Aw, you're no fun. I'll just go to boys cabin number 3 then, that Kimimaro intrigues me," he sniggered sheepishly and crept away.

"Thank God," the guys sighed as they let up on the door.

"Er, Neji," Tenten said.

"What is it?" He asked as he looked at her.

"Your hair," she pointed out.

Neji dashed to the bathroom to look at his reflection in the mirror. He had a half-fro with his hair looking crimped and frizzy from all the tiny braids.

"I look like Beyonce," he stated flatly.

Tenten giggled as she turned on the sink.

"Lean back," she ordered.

"Huh?"

"Lean back and put your head in the sink so I can get your hair back to normal," she commanded.

He seemed a little hesitant at first, but did as he was told. She shampooed and conditioned his hair and squeezed the excess water out of his hair. She ran a comb through it, then grabbed a bottle of something and put a glob in his hair.

"What is that?" Neji asked as Tenten started running her hands through his hair.

"Leave in conditioner, it makes your hair all shiny and soft," she answered.

"Oh," he responded.

Tenten hopped up on the bathroom counter by the sink and continued lathering the hair product trough his hair. Once it was gone, she still just sat there running her hands through his hair. She ran her hands through again only she left her hands on the back of his head and leaned in towards him. He lifted his chin up and tilted his head to the right. Their lips were about 5 centimeters apart when someone had to ruin it.

"Hey Tenten-chan! Wanna go with m-"

It was Itachi, no doubt, and Tenten did the first thing that came to mind, she punched him. He went flying and skidding and tumbling on the floor.

"You really need to learn to count to 10," he whined with a huge lump on his head.

The redness disappeared from her face as she took in a deep breath and let it out. She looked up at Neji and then glared down at Itachi. Love triangles suck.

A/N: I agree with my last sentence there, love triangles do suck. One of my good friends likes this guy, but he doesn't like her because he likes me and I think he's a freak, but I feel bad because he doesn't like her because of me.

Anyway, sorry about the long update, I've been really busy with school, dance, and karate. I wanted to update last week, but I was exhausted thanks to PMS. Hope you enjoyed. Peace.