Girls Cabin Number 2
Chapter 17: Mickey Mouse Pancakes
A/N: Another unplanned chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Deidara and Ino wouldn't look so much alike.
"EVERYBODY WAKE UP!" Anko bellowed.
Everyone's eyes slowly opened up.
"What happened?" Naruto asked as he tried to sit up but found it a little hard since Hinata was using his chest as a pillow.
"KYAAA!" Hinata squeaked in surprised to find herself so close to Naruto.
"Where am I?" Kiba wondered out loud.
"HOLY SHIT!" Tenten exclaimed as she flew off her bed.
"What's the matter?" Itachi asked from the other side of her bed.
"What the fuck?" Tayuya said groggily.
"Oh how lovely to wake up next to the lovely Sakura-chan!" Lee squealed in delight.
"Oh my god!" Sakura yelled and grabbed the person closest to her who just so happened to be Sasuke.
"Why are there girls in here?" Sasuke inquired.
"Oh god! I'm tangled up in Kin's hair!" Zaku whined.
"You asshole, that hurts!" Kin screamed.
"Why are boys here?" Moegi wailed.
"What is this place?" Neji asked from underneath Tenten's bed.
"Why did I just wake up in the shower?" Hana questioned as she came out of the bathroom.
"This is…gay," Gaara stated flatly.
"Stop fooling around! We have to get to breakfast!" Anko urged.
Soon everyone was up flailing around. The people who weren't members of girl's cabin number two exited the cabin only to trip over Shikamaru and Ino sleeping on the porch due to the chef dumping them there after finding them in the kitchen.
The girls hastily got dressed, brushed their hair and applied their make up. Then they were out the door and to the cafeteria. They found a table, plopped down in a seat and sighed as their heads hit the table in exhaustion.
"Ugh, I'm so tired," Ino moaned.
"Where were you last night?" Temari asked.
"In the kitchen," she answered.
"With Shikamaru?" Tenten added.
"Er, yeah," Ino blushed.
"Ooo," Sakura perked up as she heard that.
"What happened?" She asked, hoping that they hooked up so she could have Sasuke to herself.
"Nothing we just slept together, that's all," Ino replied simply.
"What?" Tenten exclaimed.
"Oh god, not like that! We just fell asleep, that's all," Ino explained.
"Oh," Sakura said disappointedly, expecting that something juicy happened.
"Yes, it's pancakes today!" Temari cheered as a plate of piled up Mickey Mouse shaped pancakes were set in the center of the table.
Just as Tenten was about to grab one, Itachi came prancing over to the table.
"Good morning Tenten-chan! Don't you just love the pancakes? I couldn't possibly eat them 'cause they remind me of you," he flirted.
"Good, then you can starve," she responded cold heartedly.
"I might consider eating them if you feed me though," he suggested.
'Idiot,' she inwardly thought.
"Okay Itachi-kun, open wide," she cooed.
He opened his mouth and she shoved 3 whole pancakes in his mouth.
"Dumbass," she laughed and sat back down.
"Ur o ee eheh-ah!" He tried to speak, but it didn't quite work out.
"What was that?" She teased.
He managed to hack out the pancakes, gaining a few "ews" from people.
"You're so mean Tenten-chan!" He whined with a grin on his face.
"Ugh," she groaned.
Meanwhile, Hinata was sent into another morning laughing fit when she Kiba came up to greet her.
"I don't get it, why am I so frickin' hilarious in the morning?" He asked out loud.
"Dude look in a mirror," Naruto suggested as he came into the scene.
"Why, what's wrong?" Kiba wondered.
"Your hair," Naruto answered.
Kiba grabbed his head to feel he still had the urchin 'do from the previous night.
Sakura just sat at her spot poking at her pancake with a fork. She couldn't get Sasuke out of her head.
'I gotta find out if he likes me. I mean, he did hold my hand last night, even if it was only for a little while.'
She got up from her seat and searched around for Sasuke. She spotted him and went over to sit next to him.
"Ohayo Sasuke-kun," she greeted.
"Oh, good morning," he replied.
"Hey, I w-was wondering if, well, maybe you, um-"
"YOU DID WHAT?" Anko screamed for the whole camp to hear.
"I went through your suitcase and you actually do own underwear. They're quite sexy too. I really like the black and pink polka dotted low rise thong with the little bow and cut out in the back. Oh, and the red one with the ruffles on top," Kakashi started explaining in full detail.
With each and every word he spoke, Anko's anger meter rose ten degrees until it reached its limit. She went to punch him square in the face, but he just tilted his head and she missed. She put so much for into the punch that she lost her balance, causing her to fall forward and smashing her cleavage in Kakashi's face. The chair couldn't take both their weight so it tipped over leaving them in an awkward position.
"Eh," Anko said nervously.
"Ahem, everyone's attention please," Tsunade said from atop a table.
"Here's the activities for the groups today: Red group will be doing team building…"
The campers who have been to camp previously in the red group had the color drained from their faces. Could this "team building" be that bad?
A/N: Haha, I'm evil. Team building was probably one of the most awkward things at camp I did, but it was one of my favorites. Hope you enjoyed. Please review. Peace.
Chapter 18: Building a Team