Girls Cabin Number 2
Chapter 25: On the Hunt
A/N: I hate this story.
"Oh shit! We missed dinner!" Anko exclaimed, obviously sobered up since she wasn't rhyming anymore.
"WHAT? I'm gonna starve!" Kiba whined, forgetting he should be concerned on the whereabouts of his "darling Hinata-chan," who happened to be off doing naughty things with his rival at the moment.
"Well it's your own damn fault for getting piss drunk! You can just hope that your growling stomachs won't give away your hiding places!"
The red team looked in the doorway to see Tsunade glaring at them.
"Huh?" They all said stupidly with their mouths hanging open like vegetables.
"We're playing man hunt tonight, did you already forget?" The camp director informed with an annoyed expression.
"I knew we were forgetting something," Kakashi mumbled with an innocent smile behind his bandana.
"Get hiding before the rules give us the right to punish you!" Tsunade ordered.
"Yes ma'am!" The campers, CITs and counselors shouted as they fell into a single file line in a military sort of fashion.
"Wait, where's Hinata and Naruto?" Kiba wondered aloud.
"I think I know where they are," Sakura cooed with an all-knowing smirk.
Everyone stared at her with looks of horror and beat red faces.
"Nah, they'd never do that," they shook off and their expressions fell.
"Where's Shikamaru?" Ino questioned as she looked at the people around her.
"He's probably got a head start on you idiots. Now get hiding!" Tsunade commanded for the last time.
Everyone went scrambling out of the cabin at this order. It was already dark out and tough to find a hiding spot without tripping or bumping into something.
"Come on Sasuke! I know the perfect spot!" Sakura pulled on Sasuke's arm and lead him in a different direction than the rest of the pack.
"Oh god, four fingers, four fingers, four fingers," the black haired guy panicked as he turned to jelly at the though of his hand getting eaten by a vagina with fangs.
"What? Are you afraid of the dark now?" She asked, giving him a funny look.
"No, not at all. There's nothing wrong with me here. I'm not afraid of anything, especially not the number four. No, there is nothing scary about the number four. Why would anybody be afraid of a number? Not me of course," was his sheepish reply.
"I wonder what his problem is," she wondered, but concentrated on finding the hiding spot.
Sasuke stared at the hand that Sakura was now holding and figured that by the end of the night, there'd only be a stub there, if anything happened of course. Or worse, he could get raped and end up genderless. The thought of that scenario cause his jelly-fied body to turn to stone.
"What's the matter now Sasuke-kun?"
"I never want to do anything sexual with a girl again," he internally wailed.
Meanwhile, Ino was looking for Shikamaru.
"There's no way he would've remembered about playing man hunt tonight. I bet he just ran away from us being too crazy."
"MOMMY!" She heard a wail come from a nearby cabin. She ran inside boy's cabin number two to see Shikamaru in the fetal position with wide eyes. Thankfully, Hinata and Naruto had already fled the scene.
"Mommy!" He exclaimed as he looked up at Ino.
"Mommy?" Ino repeated as she cocked an eyebrow. "Jesus Christ, he's still drunk."
Suddenly, she was tackled to the ground by Shikamaru hugging her by the waist and his face between her boobs.
"Oh Mommy, it was horrible! There were these two people and they were naked and on top of each other and it was really scary!" He whimpered as he buried his face deeper in her chest.
"What the hell? Get off me you pervert!" She yelled as she tried to push him away with her palm on his cheek, but his grip was too strong.
"Don't you love me anymore Mommy?" He whined with his bottom lip sticking out and wide ready to cry eyes.
"Snap out of it!" Ino screamed as she slapped him hard across the face. He let go of her and was flung onto the floor. After a few deep breaths, she noticed he wasn't moving. She crawled over to him and rolled him over onto his back. He was knocked out like a baby on Nyquil.
In the meantime, Tenten was having difficulty finding a hiding spot.
"Oh shit! Where the hell can I go?" Tenten cursed to herself in a panicky matter.
"Hey, over here," she heard someone whisper loudly to her right. She padded over towards the voice and climbed through some bushes to see Neji in a small clearing.
"Nice spot, how'd you find it?" Tenten asked in a low whisper.
"I, erm, stumbled upon it," Neji blushed, with no pun intended in his answer.
Tenten suppressed a giggle at the thought of the perfectly composed Neji tripping through some bushes and landing flat on his face.
"So, it's a nice night out. You can actually see the stars here," she mentioned, trying to start up some conversation, even though it wasn't the best thing to talk during a game where you should be hiding.
"Yeah, the city lights and smog usually block this kind of view out."
Tenten noticed how close their faces were since they were whispering. A rosy color flooded her cheeks as she tried her best not to fidget.
"Hey look, a shooting star," she said softly in awe.
"Mmhmm," was Neji reply.
"Did you make a wish?" She asked, although it seemed kind of dorky to be wishing upon a shooting star at this age.
"Maybe," he responded in a tone telling her that he meant "yes."
"What'd you wish for?" She teased.
"I'll tell you, if you tell me what you wished for first," he said with a smirk.
"Hey! Mind if I hide with you guys? Huh? Huh? I promise I'll be a good boy!"
Neji and Tenten looked behind them to see a guy with spiky black hair a matching eye, the other one covered by an eye patch, smiling at them excitedly. He seemed all too hyper and loud and he'd probably give away their hiding spot, but it's not like you could say no to his eager disposition.
"Um, sure," Tenten replied unsurely.
"Yay! Hey Deidara, I found us some place to hide!" He yelled out. Behind him appeared a blonde haired guy whose hairstyle oddly resembled Ino's.
"Shut up Tobi, you retard! They'll find us, yeah!" The blonde guy called Deidara whisper scolded.
"Oh senpai, you're so mean! I'm a good boy, I wouldn't give away our hiding spot," Tobi whined.
"Why me?" Deidara sulked quietly. Neji and Tenten just gaped at the pair, unsure if they should say anything or not.
Back with Sakura and Sasuke...
"This is," Sasuke realized softly after he regained his composure.
"It's the pond where we met last year. It's out of the way, so I doubt they'll look here for a while," Sakura finished as she sat down by the water.
Sasuke stood there staring at her by the pond. She didn't look like the owner of the demon vagina Kiba and Zaku had mentioned earlier. She looked actually sweet and pretty just sitting there by the water's edge, not like a wild slut who'd bang any hot face. Sakura caught his gaze and felt naked having him just stare at her so easily.
"Is something wrong?" She asked quietly, feeling more nervous with each silent second.
Sasuke let the tension build, and let out a sigh. He walked over to her and stood on her right. He looked at the water before him and took off his shirt.
"It's hot out tonight. Let's swim," he said without much suggestion in his tone. He waded into the water and when he was about waist deep, he dunked down to soak himself. He surfaced after five seconds and shook his sticking bangs out of his eyes and off his forehead. Sakura gawked at what he had just done. She stood up and hesitated to strip off her clothes and get into the water. It wasn't the fact that she'd be swimming around in her underwear with a guy, but the pond itself made her cringe. The bottom was probably slippery with algae and there might be water bugs, leeches or even frogs swimming around. Still she wanted to be with him so badly that she pulled off her top and shimmied off her shorts, then pranced in the water quickly, hoping to adapt to the slippery feeling beneath her feet. She skipped passed him into deeper water so she could get her feet off of the slimey pond floor. Once she figured she was deep enough, she flopped on her back and floated there staring at a crescent moon. Her panorama was interrupted by Sasuke coming up beside her, and flipping her over.
"Hey," she pouted once she pulled her head out of the water. She splashed him playfully and giggled. He didn't attempt to block the water from hitting him; rather he just stood there staring at her again.
"You're no fun," she sighed.
Without warning, he pulled her into him by her wrist and wrapped his other arm around her waist. He took a moment to look into her eyes then shut his own and kissed her.
While that was going on, Ino was dealing with Shikamaru.
"Well this is lame. I could be with Sasuke now, although he's probably with stupid forehead slut now," the blonde girl sulked, forgetting their alliance when they were drunk.
"Who am I kidding? I only want Sasuke for his body and his gorgeous face. He'd be a good bragging tool too. I'd show his picture to all my friends and he's pick me up in his car and everyone would be jealous. Oh and the sex, I bet the sex would be great. No! I need to stop this thinking. Do I really even know Sasuke? What's the point of being with someone if you plan on only sticking with them until the next hotter person comes along? The relationship between me and Sasuke would only be shallow if he ever chose me. Maybe, I should actually try liking someone and grow attached to who they are. I don't know, the idea sounds difficult to me."
"Mrrrg," grunted Shikamaru as he began to stir. He propped himself up and put a hand to his forehead and groaned again.
"Awake I see," Ino observed aloud in a bored tone.
"What the hell happened?" He asked, looking around to see he was in his own cabin.
"You were drunk and crying for your mommy," she explained teasingly.
"I was not crying for my mommy- I mean mother," he corrected himself with a blush.
"Whatever you say," she complied sarcastically. There was a few moments of silence where the two just sat there and staring at the ground as if searching for dust mites.
"So did I say anything weird?" He questioned curiously.
"Other than whining for your mommy, you said something about seeing two naked people on top of each other," she replied.
Shikamaru thought for a moment and his memory came back to him.
"Naruto and Hinata, they looked like they just did it or where about to do it. I dunno, I imagine them being too awkward for that though," he said with his hand under his chin.
"No way, Sakura was right!" Ino exclaimed with a light pink tinge rising in her cheeks.
"Sakura's with Sasuke, isn't she? That's why you're here," He guessed.
"Yeah, but I'm here because of the ruckus you were causing," she responded with a slight frown.
"And I got knocked out and you didn't leave me to get raped by Orochimaru," he assumed again.
"That didn't even occur to me," she said honestly.
"Thanks," he spoke after a pause.
"It's no biggie," she blushed.
Back to Neji, Tenten, Tobi and Deidara...
"So who are you guys?" Tobi asked with his imaginary doggy tail wagging behind him.
"Neji," the white eyed guy answered simply.
"I'm Tenten," the panda girl replied with a more friendly tone.
"Oh, Tenten? You must be the one Itachi-san talks about all the time, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed in realization. Tenten shivered at the mention of Itachi.
"She's so cute!" Tobi squealed then glomped her. Neji glared. Deidara twitched. Tenten tensed (Say that five times fast!). Tobi continued wagging his imaginary tail.
"Dumbass, hands off of her unless you want Itachi-san to kill you, yeah!" Deidara whisper scolded that black haired kid.
"Did I hear my name?"
"AGH!" The quad screamed as they turned around to see Itachi poking his head through the bushes.
"What're you doing hugging my girl like that?" Itachi glared at Tobi.
"I am not your girl!" Tenten yelled with a blush.
"I'm sorry Itachi-san, but it's too hard to resist hugging her," Tobi whined, still holding onto the girl despite the glares he was receiving.
They all sat there in silence for a few awkward moments.
"You're forgiven! I can't stand it any longer myself!" Itachi squealed as he joined Tobi in squeezing the dear life out of the brunette girl.
Neji then stopped being envious and started feeling bad for her as Itachi's imaginary wagging tail was hitting him in the face. Deidara also sympathized with the girl.
"What should we do?" Deidara asked.
"I got a plan," Neji whispered as he dug into his left pocket.
"Hey Itachi, Tobi, look! I got Tenten shaped biscuits! You want 'em? You want 'em? Go fetch!" He ordered as he frisbeed the Mickey Mouse-ish dog biscuits far away from the hiding area. The two Uchihas took off running on all fours.
"Thank god," Tenten sighed as she gasped for air.
"Good idea, but why do you carry those cookies around with you?" Deidara questioned.
"Don't ask."
And once again, back with Sakura and Sasuke:
So basically, it was pure bliss. It was absolutely amazing. Sakura had never felt anything so intense in her life. She wrapped her arms around his neck and deepened the kiss. She couldn't see, to get enough of his mouth even though she opened her mouth to let him in the moment her licked her lips. She jumped up on him, wrapping her legs around his waist and passionately running her hands through his onyx hair. Sasuke lost his balance and fell back into the shallow water. He moved his hands up and down her back, getting more and more tempted as he felt the material of her bra against his fingertips with each stroke.
Nothing could ruin the moment except an odd clicking noise. The two immediately broke apart once the clicking got closer. They searched around for the source, until they spotted a pair of golden eyes staring lustfully at them.
"Oh shit," Sakura cursed as she slowly got off Sasuke and he got up trying to cause as little noise as possible. In a split second, the pair went wildly running out of the pond screaming their heads off.
"It's a goddamn crocodile! Why did Steve Irwin have to die?" Sasuke yelled trampling through the cattails and finally reaching shore. Sakura wasn't far behind him, sprinting like she stole something.
The crocodile continued chasing them on land with surprising speed with its stubby little legs.
"Let's split up," Sasuke panted as he looked behind to see the reptile gaining speed.
"Good idea, I'll go left," Sakura agreed as she swerved to the side, hoping to lose the 12 foot monster behind. Her hopes came true as the crocodile continue scuttling after Sasuke.
"What the hell? Why's it going after me?" Sasuke wailed.
"I think it's a girl crocodile!" Sakura yelled back to him, slightly worried.
The crocodile was inches away from Sasuke's feet before it/she was decided to pounce on him and chomp on his leg, causing him to fall flat on his face. The crocodile happily and proudly started to drag Sasuke back to the pond.
"Aren't you going to help me?" Sasuke asked as he was slowly being dragged by Sakura.
"I actually think it's kinda cute," she stated playfully as she watched the guy of her dreams being hauled away by a reptile.
All of a sudden, a Mickey Mouse shaped biscuit hit Sakura on her giant forehead and plunked to the ground. Then two male figures dove towards her feet wanting to get the treat, but tripped over Sasuke on the way.
"Hey, it's a family reunion!" Tobi pointed out from underneath Itachi.
"Somebody please help me," Sasuke whimpered as the crocodile attempted to drag all three Uchiha's back to her home.
And last but not least, we go back to Ino and Shikamaru.
"So I made a vow to actually like a guy for who he is and not just for his sex appeal," Ino announced.
"Congratulations," Shikamaru said sarcastically.
"I would've thought you'd be proud of me," she pouted.
"I am, but I really don't care," he responded honestly.
"You're cuter with your mouth shut," she retorted bitterly.
"I'm told that a lot."
There was a silence, which Ino couldn't stand, although Shikamaru didn't mind one bit.
"So how do you know if you like someone as a person?" She questioned, hoping he might have some insight.
"Well let's see, you always want to be with them. You can't wait to wake up the next morning just to see them. Just a smile from that person is enough to fulfill your day. You don't just want to kiss them or have sex with that person, just touching them, whether it be poking, tickling or even brushing shoulders, could satisfy you more than an orgasm. When your down or scared, everybody in the world could try to cheer you up, but only their embrace can make you feel at peace. That person's attention is the only attention you desire and you want it all to yourself no matter how selfish it may seem," he answered.
"That-That was beautiful," Ino cried with waterfalls streaming out of her big as elephant dung gleaming eyes.
"Really? I was reading it out of someone's diary that I found under this bed," he said as he pointed to a little spiral journal in his hand.
"Dumbass, and I thought you had a sensitive side," she sulked, giving him a glare.
"I'm afraid that's something I lack," he informed.
There was a silence again. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. (A/N: Sorry, had to throw that in there.)
"Hey Shikamaru, smile for me," Ino demanded, crawling close to him getting right up in his face.
"Why should I?" He asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"Why not?" She retorted.
"No," he refused blatantly.
"Come on!" She whined, sticking out her bottom lip.
"No," he refused again.
"Fine, I'm leaving then," Ino announced as she got up and went to leave. She went to the door and turned the knob. She opened it slightly and looked back at Shikamaru, whose eyes were closed, but a smile grace his lips. He opened his eyes and looked straight into hers.
"Is your day fulfilled?" He asked with a smirk.
She blushed at the question and stuck out her tongue at him. She hurriedly went out the door and slammed it behind her. Her heart was beating fast as she leaned against the cabin door and slid down until she was sitting. She sighed, closing her eyes, then opened them again finding herself face to face with Sakura.
"Why are you here forehead? Where's Sasuke?" Ino asked, a bit bitter, but not too rude.
"He got dragged off by a crocodile with his brother and a distant relative."
"Oh, I see."
Silence.
"SAY WHAT?"
A/N: So no Naruto and Hinata this chapter since they have a few chapters dedicated just to them. Sorry I've been dormant, but with the school year up again, expect it. Please review. Peace. Love. Happiness. Sora.