Chapter 4: Naruto's day of hell Pt 1
(AN): Okay, I absolutely have to thank Hanmac for bouncing Ideas back and forth. Some of this stuff wouldn't be here without him. As if you didn't know alreay, I do not own Naruto, just this story and my thoughts.
On with the story!
Arguably, he later thought, because I found out I was born a girl.
"Hey Iruka-sensei," Kirin asked, "Why did I graduate, too?"
"That's easy. You both took down a rouge Chunin before even becoming a Genin. I'd have to be insane not to graduate you. I figured you would have learned everything Naruto did in the academy as well," Iruka responded happily.
"Hey Iruka sensei, can I make a special request?" Naruto pleaded with his newly enhanced puppy-dog eyes.
"Alright, what is it?" Iruka asked, feeling a very bad premonition.
"Can Kirin be on my team? Please? I just met her, and I want to make sure she gets the hang of village life. She is my only sister after all," Naruto begged, this time Kirin joining in to increase the chances of getting their way.
Iruka took one look at those pleading eyes, and his will was completely shattered. "Sigh, I'll see what I can do. And before I let you run off again, you and your sister need to take me to the Hokage. I'm still injured, so be gentle, okay"
The girls gently picked Iruka up and made their way to the Hokage tower as fast as Iruka could handle. They took back roads and side paths both to get their faster, and avoid unnecessary confusion, hoping to save it for later. They managed to get there without incident, and proceeded to the Hokage's office.
Hiruzen looked up from his paperwork when he heard a knock at the door, glad to be free of the vile workload for at least a few minutes. "Come in," he said, hiding a sigh of relief. He nearly had a heart attack when the door opened.
"Hiya, gramps!" One blond girl shouted.
"Lord Hokage, This may take a while to explain, but the gist is that Naruto now has a twin sister, or always had one, depending on how you look at it." Iruka said apologetically.
"Hello." The other blond said simply.
"Sigh, what happened?" Hiruzen asked, not really wanting to know.
~30 Minutes Later, After Iruka's Injuries Were Treated ~
"So, you knew this whole time that the Nine Tails was sealed inside you. You found out you were born a girl and you had a twin sister. The Nine Tails told you how to release her, after you had been confronted by Mizuki. And using the opportunity, you freed your sister at the price of your manhood. Is that about it?" Hiruzen surmised.
"Uh… You forgot the part where we graduated," Naruto reminded.
"So I did, so I did…" Looking at the other blond, "Tell me. What is your name?"
"Uh…I don't have one, but Naruto just called me Kirin to make things simple." The calmer blond said.
"Hmm, what would like to be called?" Hiruzen asked curiously.
"Um…" she pondered as she looked around for inspiration. Spotting her sister, she got it. "I would like to be called Mikan." She said happily.
"Very well, you shall be known as Mikan Uzumaki from now on," Hiruzen announced.
"And that brings us to what they want," Iruka said, sighing.
"Which would be…?" Hiruzen inquired.
"We want to be put on the same team!" the twins shouted in unison. Then they both hit the Hokage with the double-whammy puppy eyes. The Hokage lasted all of ten seconds before giving in.
"I guess I don't have a choice, do I?" Hiruzen mumbled.
"Yippeeee!" The twins shouted in glee.
Hiruzen realized he could capitalize on Naruto's current condition to prevent future blackmail. "But, I have a condition." Both girls just stared at him, one not liking where thing was going. Hiruzen smirked. "Neither of you can wear boys clothing."
"…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Would you stop that please!?" Naruto audibly shut his mouth. "I have deal for you, Naruto. If you can go one week in girls' clothing, including underwear, I will turn you back into a boy. If not, well let's hope it doesn't get to that."
"…You pervert. Fine, I'll do it." GROOOOWWWWLLLL! "OOooohh. So hungry…" Naruto slumped to the ground clutching his stomach.
GRRRROOOWWWLL! "OOooohh. I'm hungry to…" Mikan slumped down beside her sister, both fighting to stay awake.
"Iruka, please take these two to Ichiraku's, on the double!" Hiruzen commanded "When you're done, take them shopping for new clothes. Tell Ayame to send the bill to me."
"Yes, Hokage!" Iruka snatched the twins up and hurried off to Ichiraku's.
~10 Minutes and 50 Bowls of Ramen Later~
"Aahhh. That was good. I really needed that." Naruto said.
"Mmmhmmm. You said it." Mikan agreed sleepily.
"Oh great. Some who can drain a wallet just as fast as Naruto," Iruka sweatdropped.
"Ah, lighten up Iruka-sensei. At least you're not paying for it. Yet." Naruto said with a knowing smile.
"No, but did you already forget? You both have to wear girls' clothing for a week. Well, more specifically, Naruto has to. Otherwise, you'll be a girl the rest of your life." Iruka said with an evil smirk. 'Payback's a bitch, ain't it Naruto?'
"I know, but did he really have to go as far as underwear?" Naruto whined.
"Hey, can we get going already? These pants are starting to chafe," Mikan complained.
"Iruka-sensei?" Naruto asked hesitantly.
"You mean she isn't…? Okay! Time to go! Thanks for the food!" Iruka yelled. "Send the bill to the Hokage!"
Iruka dragged the two girls off to the nearest clothing store, one practically sobbing, and the other looking around in wonder.
"Excuse me?" Iruka asked the store clerk. "Could you help me, please?"
"Yes, what did you need?" The woman said, looking at the two blonds by his side.
"The Naruto lost a bet with the Hokage, and now he has to spend the week as a girl, clothing included. The other one just needs clothes period. They're twins, so if you want to get a little revenge the prankster, you can dress him up however you want." Iruka explained, not telling the whole truth.
"Which one is Naruto?" the clerk asked, her voice laced with evil pleasure.
"The moping one." Iruka stated happily.
"Then it would be my pleasure to help you," the clerk said with a huge smile.
"Wait, please Iruka-sensei! Don't let the class know about it yet!" Naruto begged, on his knees.
"You really don't pay attention, do you sis?" Mikan giggled. "Class was canceled for the week to let everyone rest." At the same time, the clerk started dragging Naruto off to the dressing rooms.
"Really!?" Naruto looked to Iruka for confirmation as he was pushed into a curtained off section of the store.
"Wow. I'm impressed. You weren't even physically there and you remembered. You sure your Naruto's sister?" Iruka teased.
"Of course she's my sister! Have you even looked at her!?" Naruto yelled from behind the curtain. "Hey! Watch where your- EEEP! What the-HEY! OUCH! Stop it, please! It won't fit! What are you-HIIIIYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!" was all that Iruka and Mikan heard before the curtain went eerily silent.
"Are you ready to meet the new Naruto?" the clerk asked with a very satisfied smile plastered on her face.
Mikan and Iruka just looked at each other, looked back at the clerk, and nodded slowly.
"Then here she is!" the clerk exclaimed, happily throwing aside the curtain.
Naruto stood there blushing furiously. She was wearing a dark blue, form-fitting shirt with a fox on the front and a pair of black, skin tight shorts. The shirt went down to just before mid-thigh, with slits up both sides for easier leg movement. The fox emblem on the shirt was bright orange, the design making it look like the Nine Tails fused with the Uzumaki symbol, with the fox's head in the center.
"Can I please go home now?" Naruto begged quietly.
"Nope. I'm not done yet. Anyone care to guess what she's wearing underneath?" the clerk asked. "To slow~. Here it is!" She held up a baby blue bra and panty set with frills all over. "Guess what. She's huge. I almost thought we might need a longer tape measure, like we did with the Hyuga heiress. Turns out she's a D-cup! Best part is, she still has a lot of room to grow. She might even rival a certain legendary ninja someday~."
"Oh. My. God. I think I night be falling in love," Iruka thought out loud.
"Ewww. Sensei, that's just wrong." Naruto shivered.
"Not you! I know you to well!" Iruka said defensively. "I was talking about a certain lovely store clerk. If I may ask your name?"
The clerk blushed slightly before answering, "Hikari…"
"Hikari, I might seriously be falling for you, what with all these skills you have. The best of which, I must say, is getting Naruto to be quiet and sit still for more than a minute. I think you just stole my heart," Iruka declared.
Hikari blushed even more furiously than Naruto, rivaling Hinata. I-I-I don't know what to say."
"Considering the fact that they are twins, and I'm sort of their adoptive father, I believe we will be seeing more of each other. So, why not get to know each other first, before making any hasty decisions," Iruka said smoothly.
"I-I-I think that I w-would like that very m-much," the clerk stammered.
'Must resist. Must resist teasing. Teasing now equals pain later. Do not tease or taunt Iruka-sensei. Keep your big fat mouth shut for once, Naruto!' Naruto mentally screamed at himself.
"Anything to say, Naruto?" Iruka asked with an evil smile.
"Eh…? Uh…Um…" Naruto stammered as he looked around, still blushing from the outfit. "I, uh, wish you the best of luck." Naruto prayed to god that he had said the right thing, and that it had not been taken the wrong way.
"Hmm?" Iruka asked to himself. 'No smartass response? What's gotten in to him, or…her I should say,' Iruka thought. "Naruto, are you alright? You didn't even do your signature teasing. Oh, I think I know what is. You're not wearing enough orange," Iruka teased.
"Y-yeah, must be. Hehe…" Naruto agreed.
"Oh, then I know the perfect outfit! Mikan, was it? How do you like the outfit Naruto is wearing?" Hikari asked after regaining her composure.
"I. Love. It." Mikan said, still going wide eyed over how it could look on her.
"Then I'll put you in the next room, so just strip and wait for me to get you sized, okay sweetie?" Hikari said as she gently guided Mikan in the room next to Naruto.
"Alright, Naruto, let's find something a little more to your liking. What color would you prefer?" Hikari asked.
"Um…What Iruka-sensei said, please," Naruto said quietly.
"Any special symbols you want on it?" Hikari pressed.
"The Uzumaki symbol on the back, and a blue colored symbol like this one," pointing to the fox symbol on her current attire.
"Okay, now how about underwear?" Hikari continued.
"Nothing skimpy, and no frills, please," Naruto practically begged the woman.
"Perfect! I'll bring these over to Mikan and get you what you need. I'll even put the Uzumaki symbol on these for your sister." Hikari happily left Naruto naked in the room.
"Okay! Let's get you sized, Mikan." Hikari cheered, as she brought the clothes.
Mikan was quiet the entire time Hikari measure her body, wondering what had Naruto so flustered. "Well I'll be damned, you two are the exact same size!" Hikari said excitedly. "Now, what color and style underwear do you want?"
"Um… The same style as Naruto, and maybe red in color," Mikan responded thoughtfully.
"Good choice!" Hikari said, leaving to fetch what had been requested. She decided to tease Naruto only slightly by getting her stuff after Mikan's.
"Here you go, Mikan. Do you need help putting it on?" Hikari asked politely.
"Yes please. I've never worn one before so I don't have a clue," Mikan stated evenly.
Hikari was slightly disturbed by this last comment, but didn't say anything. "Well, no time like the present."
Mikan undressed, revealing to Hikari that she wore no underwear either. A quiet 'oh dear' escaped Hikari's lips.
Hikari speedily dressed Mikan, showing her how to put on and take off the bra. When she was done, she realized something that had been on the tip of her tongue since she saw the twins. "Your hair needs brushing, and could use a little styling. Your sister, Naruto, too. Let me get Naruto dressed and we'll see what we can do about it.
Hikari left the room and quickly found everything for Naruto. She rushed back to his room and speedily dressed him in a baby blue bra, without frills this time, and matching panties. Before he could blink, Hikari had him completely dressed.
"Hey Iruka, get ready to have your mind blown with what I've done to these two," Hikari said, beckoning him over.
"Ready and waiting," Iruka responded.
"Well then, here they are!" Hikari said proudly. She threw open both curtains at the same time, and out walk two very stunning beauties with mirrored outfits and untamed hair.
"Oh. Dear. God." Iruka said, trying to contain a very persistent nosebleed.
"Well, off to the beauty salon!" Hikari shouted happily, as Naruto visibly tensed.
(AN): Oh my God that was long. Who knew girls took so long to be presentable, right boys? Next time is indeed the bane of men's existence, the beauty salon! –Lighting in background- A quick word of thanks to those who have been reading my story so far. And please keep reviewing!
Until next time!