Epilogue
A few weeks later after the defeat of Cornelia and her army, Swanwick and another soldier are driving through a military camp, they suddenly saw a military drone crashing down in front of them, Swanwick got out of the car and saw Meg standing by the burning drone.
"Are you out of your mind?!" General Swanwick asked outraged.
"Can't a woman have some privacy?" Meg asked.
"That's a twelve million dollar piece of hardware!" General Swanwick answered.
"Now it's worth twelve cents" Meg said "I know you're trying to find out where I hang my cape, you won't"
"Then I'll ask the obvious question: How do we know you won't one day act against America's interests?" General Swanwick asked.
"I grew up in Rhode Island, General" Meg answered "I'm as American as a hotdog. Look, I'm here to help, but it has to be on my own terms. And you have to convince Washington of that"
"Even if I were willing to try, what makes you think they'd listen?" General Swanwick asked.
"I don't know, General" Meg answered "Guess I'll just have to trust you"
Meg flew off while Swanwick saw the soldier smiling.
"What are you smiling about, Captain?" General Swanwick asked.
"Nothing, sir" the Captain answered "I just think she's kinda hot"
"Get in the car, Captain" General Swanwick ordered.
"Sir, yes, sir!" The Captain replied.
They walked back to their car.
Meanwhile, in the Griffins' house; The men of the family were still fixing the house while Meg and Lois are making lemonade.
"You weren't lying when you said you were going to fix things around here" Lois said "Peter got his job back, Chris's grades gotten better and now everybody is taking responsibility for their actions"
But then they saw Peter accidentally throwing the hammer at Brian and he blamed it on Chris, making Brian chasing after him.
"For the most part" Lois said.
"I'd wish Jor-El would be alive to see what I've become" Meg said.
"I know he saw it, Meg" Lois said "And me too: right at the moment when you were born..."
Flashback
A small scene where Lois gave birth Meg, in just ONE moment, she saw the shining light around her. As she was destined to become someone important. Of course, she forgot about that for a while.
Flashback's end
"What are you going to do, when you're not saving the world?" Lois asked "Have you given any thought about that?"
"I have, actually" Meg asked as she started blushing "It's where Neil works"
"Wow, looks like you two are planning a future together" Lois said with a dirty smile.
"Come on, like you didn't do the same with Dad" Meg said.
"Hey, your father may not be perfect, but at least he's learning to love you" Lois said.
Then the hammer was thrown again, breaking the window and hitting Meg's eye.
"AH!" Lois screamed and ducked down.
"Oh my god, I'm sorry!" Peter screamed as he saw Meg with the hammer stuck on her eye "OH MY GOD! PLEASE FORGIVE ME PRINCESS OF THE UNIVERSE!"
"I'm okay, Dad" Meg sad taking out her hammer out of her undamaged eye "I'm indestructible, remember?"
"You're not gonna snap my neck too, right?" Peter asked.
"Of course not, I don't hate you anymore..." Meg answered...then she made an evil smile "...for now"
"AH!" Peter screamed like a little girl and ran away.
"*laughing* I love this new family" Meg said.
Meanwhile, in the Daily Quahog; Steve was inviting Jenny to a basketball game"
"Come on, Jennifer, when are you going to throw me a bone?" Steve asked "Courtside seats to the game tonight, what do you say?"
"I'm sorry, I'm busy tonight and...you're not my type" Jenny answered.
"Please, I saved you from the apocalypse!" Steve said.
"But you didn't get a kiss from Lady Steel, am I right Neil?"Jenny asked.
"It's not a big deal, you guys..." Neil answered.
Then Perry walked over to them with a person behind him.
"Lady and gentlemen, say hello to a new member of our team" Perry said "This is Meg Griffin"
Neil recognized her and smiled.
"Hi, Neil Goldman" Neil greeted "Welcome to the Daily Quahog"
Meg's face is show, wearing her good ol' hat and glasses.
"Glad to be here, Neil" Meg said smiling.
The screen turned black as the credits started rolling while Hans Zimmer's kickass music is played.
MEG OF STEEL
Credits:
Created by: aldovas
Written by: aldovas and Shen's General
Edited by: loessar and Shen's General
Based upon on characters appearing in comic books published by DC Comics
Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster
Based on the TV series created by Seth MacFarlane
Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin / Lady Steel)
Seth Green (Neil Goldman and Chris Griffin)
Lisa Wilhoit (Connie D'Amico / Commander Cornelia)
Alex Bornstein (Lois Griffin)
Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Stan Smith and Glenn Quagmire)
Harry Lennix (Lieutenant General Swanwick)
Christopher Meloni (Colonel Nathan Hardy)
With Laurence Fishburne (Perry White)
And Russell Crowe (Jor-El)
Camille Guaty (Gina / Faora-Ul)
Danny Smith (Scott / Nam-Ek)
Michael Kelly (Steve Lombard)
Special Thanks goes to...
loessar
Shen's General
Aldamonbust
End of Epilogue
(A/E: I hope you guys enjoyed this parody. After all this, does that mean Man of Steel should be considered a bad movie? I mean, I know it has flaws, BIG flaws; but I'm sorry, I still freaking love it. Maybe the people who hate this movie prefer the Superman played by Christopher Reeve. Yeah, I have to admit Christopher Reeve turned this superhero an icon and the first Superman movie is considered a timeless classic. But I like this movie, because this is a different Superman. They weren't trying to make the same classic Superman; they wanted a new Superman for a new generation. I don't know what the future for this movie is, except in the sequel they'll feature Batman. I hope they make a Justice League movie, because I'm a big fan of Superhero movies and I'd like to see another Avengers-like movie. So yeah, there's nothing more to say, except that I like this movie and I wonder if the sequel is gonna be a hit or a miss. And that's all, thank you all of you and have a good day)
