How I Changed the Warriors
Disclaimer: I don't own the Warriors, *Sigh* Erin Hunter does… *Sobs*
Pairing/s: I have no clue… (yet…)
A/N: Anyways… Hi! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I'm trying to multitask 6 fics back here! *Smiles sweetly* Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this new chappie!
RedTail: I'm telling you Erin Hunter that you should've let me live!
Erin Hunter: Well, I'm telling you RedTail that I was the writer and I made you die! So there! (*stamps foot*)
Me: I can't believe that you two are still arguing! Sheeeeshhh…
Turkey: Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
RedTail & Erin Hunter: What's with the Turkey?
Me: You'll see… (*smiles deviously*)
Chapter 2: Turkey Gone Wild
Amy's POV…
I was totally excited to start training, but I had no idea who my mentor was gonna be.
I'm goin' to be the best! I hope… I thought as I made my way out of the apprentices' den, towards the clearing. I was greeted by Whitestorm who I guess was my new mentor, I was so excited.
"Breezepaw, before you start your training you get a tour of Thunderclan territory." Whitestorm said with a smile as he motioned me to follow.
"How big is Thunderclan territory anyways?" I asked as we went through the camp exit and headed in the direction of the river.
"Well I can tell you that sometimes it's not big enough…" He answered as he showed me the river. "That's the Riverclan territory over on the other side of the river. Take a good scent of it." I opened my mouth and the scent rushed in it smelled of fish. Yum… I thought with a smile.
"Now that you have seen that let's go to the Thunderpath." Whitestorm said seriously as he padded in another direction. We arrived at the Thunderpath, the road smelled, I mean seriously it smelled like road kill! A large truck whizzed by at like a million miles an hour. I opened my mouth to take a whiff…
"Gah! Gak! Man those fumes stink even worse than the ones back in Pittsburg!" I gagged as I breathed in the exhaust fumes. I lived in Pittsburg for five agonizing years of my life so don't tell me it ain't true! I saw Whitestorm eye me with slight confusion, I mentally slapped myself for saying Pittsburg, duh they're cats. They wouldn't know about Pittsburg, duh!
"Oh," I smiled sweetly. 'Pittsburg has tons of fumes like that so it smells awful there." My mentor looked at me funny, but we continued onward. Soon I'd seen all the places well most of them) that I'd only read about in the books. I could've 'sqee-ed' but that would've weirded Whitestorm out majorly.
Mostly the day was spent showing me the territory and borders and telling me what the warrior code was. Man, I wish that I could get to the fight training sometime soon…
"Breezepaw." I was snapped out of my thoughts by my mentor's impatient voice, "pay attention." I snapped into attention as he padded ahead of me.
"Sorry Whitestorm." Then he proceeded to show what felt like the entire territory. Soon he was teaching me how to hunt and then some fighting.
OOOOOOOOOOOO
A few weeks later I was hunting by myself, currently, I'm stalking a very annoying squirrel, almost there…
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!"
I froze at the noise, no it can't be, not here…
Shakily, I turned around, and saw the biggest, most menacing turkey that I've ever seen in my life. More so, now that I'm a cat and that thing was bigger than me…
"AHHHHH!" Yes I screamed like a little girl, I turned and ran.
"GOBBBLE!!!!" The turkey screeched as it gave chase behind me. I ran like the hounds of hell were after me.
I ran and ran, and ran some more then I crashed into someone.
"Breezepaw?! What's wrong I heard a scream-" It was my mentor Whitestorm.
"T- t- t- tttt- tt- turkey!" I stuttered.
"A what?" Whitestorm doesn't know what a turkey is, oh crud how am I supposed to explain about giant killer birds?
"IT'S A GIANT, FLIGHTLESS KILLER BIRD!" I exclaimed.
"And a kittypet like you is scared of a wittle bird?" Sandpaw mocked.
"Hey! I was almost pecked to death by a whole gaggle of them when I was a kit so don't mock me!" I hissed menacingly at her.
But she continued to mock me along with all the other apprentices about not catching anything today and that I imagine things, save for Firepaw and Graypaw.
Then that night, I couldn't sleep, for some stupid reason I couldn't sleep. I got up and padded outside.
Then I smelt it. Turkey.
I looked at the camp, and saw, silhouetted against the moonlight, the monstrosity of a bird, a turkey.
Oh my gosh, there was more than one. A whole gaggle, around six of them wandering around the camp while everyone was asleep. HOLY CRAP! One of them was taking a sleeping kit! Not on my watch!
I wanted to yell, but fear froze me. Damn not again!
I willed my legs to move and I stalked forward. I was next to the turkey, so with a battle yowl I pounced.
"GOBBLE!!! GOBBBLE!!!" Well if no-one else was awake before, they are now.
"EVERYONE WAKE UP!" I yelled for good measure before sinking my teeth into the turkey's neck, then the other five turkeys started goabbling and pecking me violently. The turkey that I'm hanging onto started to jerk and screech like a bucking mustang.
All the warriors and Bluestar were awake now so they tried driving off the other turkeys that kept leaving bloody marks in my pelt as they pecked me viscously.
Then I saw the kit, that poor helpless kit, swinging and dangling helplessly. Aw screw my stupid fear, die you stupid turkey!
I dug my claws into its back, and I released my jawhold on the back of its neck swung around, and dug my teeth into what I think might be its jugular vein. It released the kit from its beak and the rest of the clan had split up to deal with the other turkeys.
The turkey ran about wildly as I hung onto its neck, then it fell over and finally started to stagger.
It was like a rodeo that thing, had done everything to get me off it's back, but nothing could-
The turkey jerked wildly and sent me flying into an adjacent tree, I hit the tree, bounced off and landed with a crack! Then, my luck did not help when I was met with a sharp pain in my head as I blacked out.
When I woke up, I was in Spottedleaf's Medicine cat den.
"Wha' happened?" I muttered groggily.
"After that bird threw you off, you hit a tree, bounced off, hit the ground, then a tree branch fell and hit you on the head." It was Graypaw, he was visiting me?
"One of your front legs broke when the bird threw you off." The Medicine cat said as she gave me poppy seeds for pain.
"Wha' happened t' da kit, and da turkeys?" I asked as I ate the poppy seeds.
"Well, after the kit was dropped Bluestar saved her, and the warriors and your fellow apprentices took care of the other birds. We killed three of them, the other three ran away." I could smell the fresh kill.
After talking with Graypaw, I limped out of the Medicine cat den for some of that turkey, and what do you know, it tasted awesome.
I saw my mentor nod in approval at me. Then I was herded back to the med. Cat den with a hunk of turkey meat, which tastes delicious by the way!
A couple days later, there was only a little turkey left and Bluestar had called a clan meeting. We all looked up at her, but I spaced out for most of the speech thing.
Breezepaw come forward and receive your warrior name.
I was stunned, like, holy crap I'm getting a warrior name already! Just for facing my worst fear and fighting a turkey! AWESOME!
Oh crud I spaced out again, by the time I snapped out of my thoughts, the clan had chanted my new warrior name.
"Breezewing! Breezewing!"
Oh yeah I can get used to this-
"Amy!"
Huh? What?
"Amy," the voice was my sister's, "wake up, we gotta go home, it almost dinner let's go home, it's going to rain soon!"
She dragged me upward by the hand toward home as it started to drizzle.
'IT WAS ALL A DREAM!' I thought sadly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" I yelled.
"Damn you yell loud…" My sister commented while I cried big anime tears for my loss of un-reality.
THE END
A/N: Yep this fanfic is finished! WHOOPEE! Twist ending eh? Yep, I'm happy I can mark this complete now! YAYS!!! I know that some of you are like =(, but right now I'm like =). Because I have one less fanfic to worry about! YAYS!!!