10

Deidara had finished setting up the table and went back to the living room with the others.

"Oh my fcking god!" she started bursting out into a nervous maniac laughter. Konan looked at her through the corner of her eye smirking with a slight hint of fear on her face.

The 11 Akatsukis sat on the table, Pein on the head of course, Zetsu on his left, Konan on his right. Aline sat next to Konan and as far as Deidara as possible. She needed to keep her cool, convince herself it wasn't such a big deal that he just had heard them talk about him on a… sort of more "interesting" way.

"And what is he smiling at?" she thought trying not to look at Deidara and failing miserably. He had that self-confident-mindless-self-indulgent-king-of the-world look on his eye. "God, I hate it!"

The S-ranked criminals stuffed themselves like there was no tomorrow, good food, good wine, pleasant company, very rarely did they ever get along so well.
"So she likes me, yeah" Deidara thought noticing how Aline was trying her hardest to look interested on the conversation and not meeting his gaze. He was amused, and she was amusing.

After a little too much alcohol they started playing a game: Never have I ever
(note: you say never have I ever _ [ i.e. done drugs ] and if you have you drink. Fun when you want to pick up information and/or get someone really drunk)

Hidan was wasted beyond recognition and let's just say everyone had juicy information about one another, especially on Zetsu.

"Ok, never have I ever-"Deidara smirked evilly "had fantasized about someone on this room, h'mm"

Everyone remained still, looking at each other, waiting for someone to drink.
Out of the sudden Deidara raised his glass and placed it on his lips, looking sideways, but still very noticeably at Aline. She also took a sip, the Akatsukis kept glancing to one another, trying to figure out what that meant, Deidara grinned at her, the way it had come out made it look like a confession of fantasizing about him. She put her glass back down and smirked.

"I didn't want to admit it-" she said with an innocent voice that didn't match her lust filled gaze at Deidara "-but those gills of yours are HAWT!" she ended the sentence in a really high pitched tone, turning her gaze Kisame making everyone burst into laughter. Kisame rolled his eyes, it had been a good joke, he had to give her that.

"Guess, I'm going to have to call it a night" he said with slightly visible blush on his blue skin.
"Yeah, me too"
"Same here"
"Oh fck no! It was just fcking starting to get good! Sht! There's a thing or two I fcking want to find out!"

Hidan look pleadingly Zetsu and Sasori who were already standing up, ready to leave. The rest stared at Hidan, what kind of sick thing was he expecting them to confess? Hell no, they could barely look at each other with a straight face anymore, if this kept going they wouldn't be able to look at each other in the same way.

Tobi was ordered to clean up the table and Deidara slowly made his way to the kitchen, followed by Konan's death glare, that was the price he had to pay for what he had heard earlier. Only Itachi, Hidan, Pein, Aline and Konan were in the dining room, an hour later they all had run out of alcohol, Pein and Konan left the table soon after.

Deidara reappeared back as Konan made her way out, Tobi was fast asleep on the kitchen's floor. He looked at the three of them. Itachi, Hidan and Aline all with a slightly lost gaze.

"Wow, what's with the shirt?-" her voice was slow, and her eyes grew bright as she eyed him down. "-or lack of it"
"What do you mean, h'mm, it's the same shirt I always wear!" he was slightly disappointed by this, after all they had lived together for quite a while now. He stepped closer and sat on the chair next to her.
"Yeah, but like… it's shorter"
"No it isn't"
"Really?"
"Yeah, h'mm"
"Oh my fcking Jashin! Will you shut the hell up?"
"Huh?" they both replied eyeing Hidan with a dumbfound expression. Hidan sighted heavily.
"Don't be jealous, sweetie you know you've got the shirtless hot killer spot taken"
"HUH?"

Now the three men were looking at her with a dumbfound expression.

"What?" she asked innocently.
"I better go put a shirt on though; I don't want anyone fantasizing about me"
Itachi, Hidan and Aline broke into maniac laughter, Deidara shot them all death glares, he didn't find it funny.
"But seriously, who do you fantasize about?"
"Just fcking give it up already, h'mm!"
"You're right, hnn. Aline-chan who do you fantasize about?"
"Pssh, you're on my side Itachi-san! We're supposed to make HIM suffer… not me!"
"No but fcking seriously, who was the lucky motherfcker?"
"Blaaagh, night!" she said eyes fixed at Deidara.

She stood up and kissed the three of them on the cheek, then went out into the living room. Perhaps if she hang out there for a bit she could "accidentally" bump into him on the way to her room, he was after all just across the hall… Her thoughts were interrupted by a loud snore coming from the kitchen. Poor Tobi, he was annoying, but that didn't mean he had to sleep in the kitchen. Suddenly she heard a deep low voice.

"Night, h'mm"

This was it, Deidara would step out of the dining room and go to his room, she stood up and started walking to her own room, casually ravishing, he HAD to stop her and talk to her.

"Where are you going, h'mm?"
"Nowhere special"

She stopped, letting him catch up with her.

"We're heading up to the same place then, h'mm"

Deidara took her hand and led her outside, her heart started beating faster by the minute, loving and hating every second of it. She pulled his arm and pushed him to the wall.

"Actually…"