Gummi Ship Detour: Naruto! Part 2
A/N: It's really funny how when you write for Naruto, a lot of readers will give it a try and read it. Thanks to those who read the first chapter! Okay, I'm making this up as I'm writing this chapter (hence the one-shot lol) so if there's any terrible mistakes such as mixing up characters and such, welcome to the world of fanfiction. :P Just kidding, here's Part 2 of the one-shot! Let me know what you think! Enjoy!
Dedicated to Birdy-chan for always being so kind to me and to SpartanOmega013 for reviewing.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi and Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square Enix
Running through the forest, reaching to the heart of mysteries and wonders...
"Hey would you look at that dattebayo!" Naruto excitedly said as he and Sakura sprinted through the forest. "They must be the aliens from outer space!" Sakura gave Naruto a cold look before she rolled her eyes. Man even though I haven't seen him for 2 years, he's still very immature.
"If they were alien Naruto, they would have killed you first since you're an alien yourself." Sakura grumbled as Naruto shot her an annoyed look. "I was kidding okay?"
"Are you being racist?" Naruto snapped as he sprinted faster, "Man, you're gonna be a mean old granny just like Tsunade-baachan." He felt a rock zoom past his head. Man, after 2 years of training with erojiji, I think girls are a hell lot scarier dattebayo…
"Well sorry, I didn't mean it that way Naruto." Sakura apologized quickly. "I meant that your hair is brightly coloured... well i guess that goes for me as well."
"Whatever, forget it." Naruto said as they reached closer to the heart of the forest. "I'm used to it."
"I'm really really sorry Naruto." Sakura tried to apologize again. Naruto turned around and gave a sad smile.
"Forget it, I already said I'm used to it." Naruto said before turning back to the front. "Besides, don't forget that as a shinobi of Konoha, I have to endure whatever is out there for me." He sprinted faster until sakura could only see flashes of orange.
"I'm so sorry, I really am." Sakura whispered, "Darn, I wish I thought through my words..."
The two shinobi ran closer towards the three mysterious figures, not knowing what surprises they will meet.
Up in the trees, a great view is waiting for everyone...
"Hey Sora! Get down from the tree!" Donald yelled. "There are two people coming!"
"Hold on! I want to take a closer look at Mount Rushmore!" Sora said while he squints his eyes. "That's funny, I thought there was supposed to be four faces not five... did America tell me something wrong?"
"SORA! JUST GET DOWN NOW!" Donald snapped. "You've been up there for a long time now!"
Oh well I'll just keep this to myself for now. Sora rolled his eyes before he slid down the tree trunk. In front of him was a girl with cotton-candy pink hair with green eyes and a bright blonde boy with blue eyes.
"Erm did you guys dye your hair in wrong colours?" Sora questioned as a vein popped on the girl's face. "No offense or anything..." SORA! Donald, Goofy and Jiminy Cricket thought miserably.
"Well, it seems that there are three unknown people here." Sakura began. "Which hidden village do you come from?"
"Huh? Village?" Sora asked in confusion. "Erm I don't know what you're talking about..."
"Like Hidden Village of the Mist, Hidden Village of the Sand and more." Sakura listed some examples. "Or are you not from this world?"
"Erm... I don't think we are..." Goofy stated. "Gwarsh, it sure must be weird to come here..."
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto and future hokage dattebayo!" Naruto gave a wide grin and offered his hand. "It's great to have interesting people coming to Konoha!"
"Naruto!" Sakura snapped. "I guess I'll introduce myself as well. I'm Haruno Sakura." Sora shook both Naruto and Sakura's hands.
"I'm Sora and this is Donald and Goofy." Sora introduced himself and his friends. "We're here to travel through different worlds in order to fight heartless and nobodies. We also have to find the keyhole in each world..." Sora trailed off as he noticed both Sakura and Naruto giving him weird looks.
"Huh? Heartless? What's that?" Naruto tipped his head over. "And what the heck is a nobody dattebayo?"
"Erm, keyhole? I don't think there's such thing here..." Sakura raised one eyebrow.
"That's strange, I'm pretty sure I went through the right gate..." Sora scratched his head while trying to calculate with his fingers, "We did go through the same obstacles and paths just like the other worlds..."
"I TOLD YOU THAT WE WENT THROUGH THE WRONG GATE!" Donald snapped. "That's why Sora should never steer the Gummi Ship!"
"Gate?" Naruto began to scratch his head. "Is that thing over there the Gummi Ship you were talking about?" Everyone turned their eyes towards the brightly coloured blocks that used to piece the Gummi Ship together.
"Well... er used to." Sora said. "I think we'll have to repair it soon..."
"So is this like an assassination mission?" Sakura raised her eyebrow again. "If it is, you might serve as a threat to us..."
"Oh no! It's not like that!" Sora quickly stammered. "We're here to exterminate the Heartless and Nobodies since they are born from the darkness in people's hearts. I guess you can say we're fighting the evil?"
"Ohh! I like that!" Naruto happily grinned once more. "Man, I'm liking this guy more and more!"
"We should bring you to Tsunade-sama so that she doesn't think you are intruders." Sakura firmly said. "After all, you arrived with a flashy appearance." Both Donald and Goofy stared at Sora.
"Heh heh, I guess that was my bad?" Sora shrugged his shoulders.
"Nah, they should be fine..." Naruto began before Sakura shot him a cold glared.
"Naruto! Even you had to go through the gates and process before you were allowed back to Konoha, remember?" Sakura snapped. "Anyways, I don't think you have to go through the interrogation part if you explain to them what your mission is and other important information."
"Oh god, I hate the interrogation part..." Naruto shivered, "It was that Ibiki person who thought I was the one who knew what the old man was doing dattebayo..."
"Well it shouldn't be that bad..." Sora thought to himself, "Well I don't mind at all..." Donald and Goofy nodded in agreement.
"Okay then, I guess we can all just go to Tsunade-sama." Sakura said as she beckoned the trio and Naruto to follow her. "I hope she's in a good mood today..."
"Don't mention it dattebayo..." Naruto muttered. Man the last time I brought someone to Tsunade-baachan's office, she seemed to be PMSing... A loud growling noise appeared as the two shinobi turned around.
"Heh heh, that was my stomach." Sora grinned sheepishly. "I'm not hungry at all! Seriously!" His stomach grew loud enough to shake the bushes. Oh god Sora...Donald smacked his head.
"Well, why don't we have something eat first?" Naruto suggested as he grabbed Sora's hand. "I know a great place to go to dattebayo!"
"Wait Naruto!" Sakura tried to intervene. "You're NOT taking him there or else he'll be seen as a suspicious person!"
"Well why can't we get something to eat NOW?" Naruto said. "Besides, if anything goes wrong, I'll take the blame."
"Naruto," Sakura began but she stopped herself. She wanted to say Why do you always have to act like the hero every time I see you? Why do you always have to carry all the burden yourself? Can't you see I got stronger and trained harder in order to catch up and help you? but she decided not to anger him. "Fine, just for an hour and then straight to Tsunade-sama's office." Naruto's face lit up like a child happily receiving presents and gifts on their birthday.
"YOSH! We're off the Ichiraku's Ramen DATTEBAYO!" Naruto dragged Sora through the forest leaving Sakura, Donald and Goofy behind. You are as arrogant as ever Naruto. Sakura shook her head and let out a small smile. But I guess that's why I admire you a lot.
In a dark cavern far away from Konohagakure...
"Why are we doing this again?" A blonde-haired ninja adorn in a long black coat with distinctive red clouds complained. "If it's just scouting, why don't we have Itachi do it?"
"Because you will cause havoc if you don't go with Sasori, Deidara." A shadowy projection with piercing purple eyes said. "Would you rather have me dispose of you right now? It'll only take me less than a minute."
"Yeah and that blondy girl can't do anything but make ridiculous bird crap." A loud voice snickered. I am so getting you back once I'm done, Hidan. Deidara thought angrily but quickly veered his eyes away from the lifeless purple eyes.
"Erm, I'll go... I'll go." Deidara quickly threw on his hat. "If you don't want me here, just tell me so. I'm the one who explodes people because art is a BANG!" He swiftly left the building and continued to sprint. Man, what's with them anyways? Deidara thought. I wonder if it's gotta do with that deal they made with that Vixen what's his name...
Back at Hollow Bastion, there are things that still need to be done and work to do...
"Don't you smell something sinister?" Leon asked as he sharpened his gunblade. "You know, that really rotting smell along with the musky atmosphere?"
"What? Are you trying to describe the soup you made last night?" Yuffie threw her smaller shurikens at a dark board, "that was nasty..." She ducked the wrench Leon threw and stuck her tongue out.
"I meant the aura of heartless, rogue thief." Leon snarled. "My soup has nothing to do with it..."
"Well it's true your soup sucks..." Cloud gave a wide smirk and blocked Leon's attack. "Soup doesn't mean you mush everything into a gunky paste."
"I admit my cooking isn't as great as Aerith's but you shouldn't keep the topic going!" Leon snapped as he and Cloud engaged into their duelling.
"Man look at those two go," Cid scratched his head. "It makes you wonder how much energy they have..."
"If I were you, I would ask Yuffie to grab the mail," Aerith smiled as she carried a tray with barley tea. "I'm guessing there might be something exciting coming up soon..."
"What are you? A seer?" Cid asked while he reached for the barley tea. "I pray to god that you didn't add sugar to my tea..." Aerith let a little laugh.
"Or maybe it's just plain water." Aerith winked and poured the tea into cups.
"YUFFIE! It's your turn!" Cid yelled as he tossed a canvas sack towards the ninja.
"What turn?" Yuffie caught the bag and noticed the faded letters that read the word 'mail'. "OH NO. This is so not my turn. I did it last time!"
"Uh that was me who did it!" Leon snapped while he sliced the air with his gunblade. "You didn't do it for the past three months!"
"Well. I was busy that time!" Yuffie scoffed but swung the bag over her shoulder. "Fine fine, you don't want me to join in the fun. I'll go and get the stupid mail."
"Ah, if it's anything related to materia or ninja tools, I can keep those free of charge." Cid smirked.
"EH? NO WAY!" Yuffie held the bag tightly and began to run. "NO ONE GETS TO HAVE MY MATERIA!" In a split second, Yuffie was sprinting as fast as she could. Cid and Aerith gave a laugh.
"Did I miss anything?" Tifa walked out of Cid's workshop, "I finished inventory."
"You just missed Yuffie running like mad." Leon said while he poured the cup of tea into his mouth. "I wished I took a snapshot of it."
"Now that's just plain mean, Leon." Tifa laughed and grabbed a cup of barley tea. It sure is real quiet since Sora hasn't visited us for a long time.
You can always find the best ramen at the one and only Ichiraku's Ramen...
"So are you saying you've never heard of heartless or nobodies?" Sora asked in disbelief. "Wow, that's totally new..." Not every world you go would have a clue about heartless and nobodies. Donald thought miserably.
"I can think of someone who's really heartless...Sakura." Naruto muttered and blocked Sakura's incoming fists. "She has anger management problems..."
"I DO NOT!" Sakura snapped as she shot a glare at him. "You're the one who's always causing me to get pissed at you."
"Well I really don't see the point why you two have to argue so much..." Goofy said thoughtfully. "Hey, can we order some of that?" Please Goofy, don't even think about it...
"Sure! And it's all on Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto grinned. "Hey old man! Can I order 4 ramen house special deluxe dattebayo?" Oh man Kakashi-sensei is so gonna murder you. Sakura rolled her eyes.
"Anything for you Sakura?" Sakura looked up and saw Ayame smiling. "It's all on us!"
"Well... I guess I'll try some of the regular ramen then..." Sakura sighed as Ayame giggled.
"So... what's ramen?" Sora asked while he fiddled with the chopsticks, "It sounds like 'raw' 'men'..." Naruto's jaw dropped on the table as he stared in horror.
"Erm, you shouldn't have said that Sora..." Donald rolled his eyes. "You know, not everyone's like Germany..." Whoops... Sora thought as Naruto cleared his throat.
"RAMEN. RA-ME-N! Ramen is a Japanese noodle dish. It's exactly like instant noodles except you have whatever you like such as pork, corn etc. Dattebayo." Naruto began, "Only the best ramen can be found in Ichiraku's Ramen which is right here. The End. Dattebayo." That was really bad... Sakura thought as she sipped some of the soup.
"Well, that was a very entertaining lesson. Itadakimasu!" Sora remembered as he slurped some ramen. "Waaahh! This almost tastes like soba." You did it again Sora... Donald smacked his head.
"This is NOT SOBA! RAMEN! RA-ME-N! DATTEBAYO!" Sakura grabbed Naruto just on time before he attacked Sora.
"He's a ramen otaku..." Sakura apologized while she struggled to hold Naruto. "I think you should avo id saying anything bad about ramen to him..."Even when I say something against it; he'll always get mad at me... Sakura thought bitterly.
"But there's no difference..." Sora began before Donald smacked his wand on Sora's head. "OW!"
"Sora, just shut up and eat." Donald said as the trio quietly ate their ramen while avoiding further insults.
Through the darkest corners of each realm, a mysterious group dwells there...
"Are you sure you were supposed to inject this thing to the heartless?" Axel asked which munching on a sandwich. "How is this doofus chakra gonna reinforce the heartless? Aren't they strong enough to live without whatever you're gonna do with it?" Vexen shot a glare at Axel.
"Will you just shut up and go hang out with your puppy friends?" Vexen sneered while injected bright blue liquid into a shadow heartless. "Why don't you ever leave me alone?"
"Cuz you're really easy to piss off." Axel smirked. "And by the way, Roxas and Demyx aren't puppies, got it memorized?" Vexen threw a bunch of stirring rods and beakers at Axel.
"What's with all the noise?" Demyx asked as a beaker fell on his head. "Ow! Oh yeah, Saix asked what were you doing with the syringe..."
"Quiet!" Vexen snapped as he finished injecting the liquid. "It'll be done in three, two, one..." The shadow heartless turned its head towards Vexen and began to mutate into a hideous cross of a gryphon and a hydra. Demyx yelped in fear and ran behind the door while Axel let out a low whistle.
"YES! I FINALLY PERFECTED IT!" Vexen let out an evil laugh. "Now, if only this heartless will mate with the others, then it'll be perfect! PERFECT I SAY!" Is Vexen growing more insane every time I see him? Axel rolled his eyes as he walked towards the hideous creature.
"So what are you gonna do with this?" Axel said as the creature snapped its tongue at him. "I didn't think that chakra whatever that is would mutate the heartless in some way..."
"It's called I'm a genius." Vexen veered his eyes towards Axel. "At least I know that my deal with the Akatsuki was the right choice..."
"The hudawah?" Axel cleaned his ears, "Man, I think I'm gonna leave you and your mad scientific experiments before I go insane myself. Come along Demyx." Axel dragged Demyx from the door before closing it shut. Vexen stared at his creation with a smirk. I think this was a wonderful idea, Madara...
A/N: What do you think? Still interested in what's about to happen next? I will write Part 3 later this week since I'm having tests and I'll be away for a while. Hopefully my ideas aren't that lame since there's probably a gillion Naruto X KH that might have something similar haha.
Heh heh, you might be wondering why I'm mentioning America and Germany in here. I decided it'll be more interesting if I give a quick reference to my other GSD fanfic, the original GSD: Hetalia! (GSD: Hetalia! Readers will know what I'm talking about :P) Well, thank you once again for reading and see you in Part 3! Also please read and review so that I can see what you guys think! Later days and signing out!