"But Jontron-senpai will be mad" Gaben said to Gordon Freeman.

"..." Gordon said. Damn that was smooth. Both him and Gaben were about to start to have sex.

Gaben was completely naked under the covers while Gordon was undressing himself. It was

taking a while though I mean seriously have you SEEN all the shit he normally has on I mean

damn.

"Gordon-chan hurry up" Gaben said. "Jon will find out." Gordon did absolutely nothing to

hurry up because this is a generic fuckfic and the expected always happens. Gordon remained

silent.

By the time Gordon was almost halfway a door opening could be heard. "SHIT FUCK GORDON

HIDE JON IS HERE" Gordon did as Gaben did and hid in the closet.

"Hello lovely" Jon said as he walked in. "Gaben? Where are you senpai?"

"In here!" Gaben called from inside the bedroom Gordon and him were about to frickle-frack

in. Jon entered.

"What's this about?" Jon asked.

"Uh..." Gaben tried to think of an excuse. "I just wanted to prepare something special for when

you get home"

"Oh~" Jon said. Jon started to take his pants off. And he and Gaben had very sexy sex with

their magnum dongs.

"That was amazing" Jon said as he got out of bed, literally half-naked. He went to the closet

for a new pair of pants because he always changes after he does sex.

"JON NO" Gaben yelled as Jon was about to open the closet.

"Wait what" Jon said "Are you cheating on me again?"

"No, no! Uh..." Gaben was trying to think of a reason he shouldn't go in there without revealing

the truth. "I... I hid your present in there... for our 5.4 weekaversary!"

Jon gasped "You remembered! This is why I love you, Gaben-kun." Gaben was relieved. "But

you know I always change. I'll just try not to see the present." Gaben was worried. Jon opened

the door and out Gordon Freeman fell. "GodDAMNIT Gaben! Why must you always do this! I

thought I trusted you after what happened with Luigi!"

"Jon, no...!" Gaben yelled after Jon as he left, but it was too late. Jon and Gaben broke up.

"No, Jon!" Gaben said. He started crying. He needed someone to love him.