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CONTINUATION OF THEPLANSOFALLMASTERPLANS AKA PLAN E
Sakura was mad.
She was angry. She was going to get her (small pudgy) fingers on her idiotic cousin and that stupid anti-social chicken head.
UGHHHH that stupid hippo knew she did not have a date to prom and was going to make a fool out of her 2nd period.
And even though the idea was so (undeniably cute and sexy and all she wanted to do was kiss him and make her hers) Vile,she would give him one back.
Ohhhh how she knew plan E was going to work.
Now if only she could get her hands on her mothers brand new shiny tampons.
He mumbled inchoerent words as he walked the empty hallways of Konoha high.
There was no way,that he was here before Sakura. That innocent cute little peep squeak,that had set her life on destroying his.
She was always here earlier,so that she could impress the teachers. Stupid teachers pet.
Walking to his locker,He carefully inspected it. Making sure there were no pranks or any kind of ambush implanted in it.
Giving a nod approvingly he placed his books on the top shelf,fishing into his back pocket he took out Sakura's diary.
In case,she insisted on covering his books with,god knows what. He took off his blazer and placed it in side the locker.
Dusting of his button-up white shirt,he fixed his maroon tie. Suddenly he heard footsteps andturned around to face the pinkette,who was holding out an oversize blue paper.
Blue prints. He viciously thought.
He sneered,when he heard her mumbling to herself,oblivious to the fact that Sasuke Uchiha was looking at her intensively.
Or... maybe not.
"Your here early"She said as she hid the blue prints in her bag. Her hair was partially up and her School uniform was neatly ironed.
Her green emerald eyes held a mischievous glint,and that pretty curve on her lips made her look irresistible.
"No. Your here late"He said as he turned back to his locker.
She gave a huff as she opened the lockers next to him.
"Well if you must know-"
an indigent snort.
"I don't have to"
A glare from the Rosette.
"I was up all night long,looking on line for my prom dress,and so I woke up late"
He rose an eyebrow. She seemed giddy about something. He gave her his usual response.
"...."
"Stupid moron"She muttered under breath.
"Hn. Where's Naruto" He said turning to look at her.
"How should I know where my cousin is hm? Its not like we liv-"
"I didn't ask for a life story,midget" He said turning back to his locker,searching for something
"OY,I AM NOT A MIDGET!" Sakura fumed.
"You are in 12 states"
"UGHHH! YOUR IMPOSSIBLE"
"Hn."
"YOUR RETARGET!"
"...."He gave her a confused look.
"Don't you mean retarded?" He asked at the fuming girl.
"I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"
"Che."
"YOU IMPOSSIBLE JERK!"
"Yes we cleared that." He said as he continued to search his locker.
"Ughh WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME,HUH?!? Is the almighty Uchiha to godly for him to look at th-"
She was cut off by his lips crashing onto hers.
She yelped as he pulled back,her face turning red.
Watching her blush made him chuckle darkly as he shoved a white paper in her hands.
Closing his locker he walked away. Two books in his hands he left poor little red Sakura to figure it out.
Opening the letter Sakura read the neat curssive writing that belonged to anti-social jerk.
Naruto never wears shiny jewelry,
Your timing is off.
SasukeU.
She blinked three times.
He really was going to kiss her. Well... he did.
That damn bastard had planned everything out.
....
"NARUTO!!!!"
"So.. the objects that are smaller,look like they are farther away,or you can always do over lapping wh-"The art teacher was cut off.
"ANKO! SASUKE-KUN THREW PAINT ON MY PRETTY HELLO KITTY PEN!"
"Now,Sakura dear,I'm sure he didn't do it on purpos-"The Anko sweat dropped.
"YES HE DID. I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYESSS!"
"Hn."
"TEME! LEAVE MY COUSIN ALONE!" Narutogrowled,from the seat behind.
"Ah"
"AHHHHH CLEAN MY HELLO KITTY PEN!"
"....Erm...Sakura dear I think you should settle dow-"
"SETTLE DOWN....SETTLE DOWN?!?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND PEN!"
"Then how come everyone has one?" The Uchiha grumbled.
"NU-UH! EVERYONE ELSE'S HAS BLACK EYES MINES HAD GREEN!"
"You colored it with a sharpie,idiot"
The class was filled with snickers.
"TEME!"
"SHUTUP! ALL THREE OF YOU! I've had enough. Detention all three of you. NOW FINISH YOUR WORK!" Anko growled as she sat back at her desk and began working on her paper work.
"This is all your fualt"Sakura whispered. Furiously painting on her canvas.
"Hn"He muttered as he began to sketch.
"PSSST,Hey teme,psst"
"NARUTO SHUT UP! DETENTION NEXT WEEK!"
Naruto groaned.
Sakura grinned. Phase one was complete.
"Sakura-san.... If you don't mind me asking... Why are you and Naruto-kunalways having fights with Uchiha-san?" The very timid girl asked.
Sakura's eyes sparkled.
"You know Hinata-san... you really pretty. Your hair is SOOOO shiny and smooth andyour so pretty with you eyes an-"
"Sakura-san... your avoiding the question aren't you?" The viloeteyed girl asked. Blushing with the comments Sakura had said.
"Well Hinata... It all started when...."
Flashback
"HEY PINKY PASS THE BALL!"
.......gasp!
He had not just called her pinky.
He was a dead man walking.
The pinky stared at the ball. Slowly bending down her small arms gripped the ball tight.
STOP,
PLEASE YOU GORGEOUS GOD STOP!
The little girls were crying and the little boys were grinning.
One less competitor in their territory.
She twitched. Pinky? Really? Last time she checked,her pinky was on her hand.
She groweled,picking up the orange black basketball,that covered her entire body,she stared at it with anger.
"YEA THAT ONE,NOW THROW IT HERE LITTLE ONE!"
........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Little one? Little one? Really? She cleared her throat. Turning around he met his onxy eyes.
His dark hair blew withthe wind,and Sakurafelt like she was staring into one of those commericals,where he is the hero.
She puked inwardly. This was gonna be good.
"LISTEN HERE YOU FATSO! YOU HAVE COOTIES ON YOUR FACE! AND YOUR MOM PROBABLY USES YOUR BLUBBER INSTEAD OF WHALES FOR HER LIP GLOSS!"
Woah. She has a big voice.
... Wait.
Did.....did he just sob?
Nonononononono
He's CRYING. OH NO! Sakura-chan what have you done to the gorgeous munchikinbavariancremedounught?
"HA! THATS WHAT YOU GET,YOU UGLY BIRD BUTT HAIR!"
Who's the blonde kid with the blue eyes.
Sakura glared. Another model? Really?
"Hey! Hey YOU! With the pretty pink hair!"
She turned to meet his blue eyes.
"What?"
"Whats you name? Mines Naruto."
"Sakura"
Suddenly two small arms covered her small five year old figure.
"Your my HERO! Sasuke-bird butt NEVER cries. But you made him cry"
She grinned. SUCCESS!
"HELLLLOO! You guys are MEANIES!" Sasukeshouted from the background.
Poor kid. He craved attention to much.
Tch.
"PFFFFT! WELL.......YOUR HAIR IS MEANIE!"
"THAT MAKES NO SENSE!"
"IT DOES"
"IT DOES NOT!"
"YEA UH!" little Sakura piped in.
"Shutup short PONY!" Sasuke retorted
GASP!
"No way Jose."
"FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SHALL DESTROY YOUR LIFE!" Sakura growled
"ME TOO! BELIVE IT YEAH!" Naruto grinned.
Sasuke groaned.
End Flashback
"We were 5 back then,but me and Naruto have stick to our promises" Sakura said proudly.
"Really? Wow....and you guys are 16 now? Isn't that sorta immature"
.....
"NOOOOOOOOOO."
Sticking her tounge out she stomped her way into class.
Hinata blinked. Giving a sigh she walked towards her class.
Sasuke looked around,making sure nothing was wrong with the class.
No Sakura..... No Naruto and no traps.
Good.
He sighed as he entered the room,placing his books on a desk and resting his arms and head upon it.
He was tired. His eyes shifted and slowly began to close.
He would sleep....for a little while. Just 3 minutes. No more,No less.
And suddenly Sasuke Uchiha had escaped to oblivion.
Snicker.
No you idiot,not the candy bar. The laughing noise!
Our favorite Rosette tip toes into the room.
She snickered again. Holding out her moms tampon(because she rather use pads),her green cool eyes gave a mischievous glint.
Swallowing her joy,she turned to glance at the sleeping Uchiha.
Here goe-
Sakura's face suddenly tunred blue.
OH NO!
SHES CHOKING!
On what you ask? Well her snicker's bar of course (which the author has no ownership of).
Oh my,NO DON'T COUGH.
Making violent hand movements,her small pudgy hands reached her throat.
She let out the most puniest cough ever.
COUGH!
Onyx eyes snapped opened,to find the most peculiar scene ever.
The pinkette,bending over,one hand on his desk and the other one her throat,exaggerating and making gagging noises.
Her pink locks cascading down,as she heaved dramatically.
He grumbled as his hand latched on to her small arm.
It wasn't his fault really.
Here he was walking up from a 1 minute nap to find his puzzling crush,choking on what seemed to be air.
"What. Are. You. Doing. "He grounded out. Sakura'shead shot up,smiling she hid the tampon behind her back and smiled.
"Nothing really. You?" She asked,beaming at the now awake Uchiha.
"mfskhd"He responded,his speech still groggy.
"hm?" She asked,nearing the young boy.
"Listen SasukeI can't comprehend your cave man speec-"
A pair of lips shut her up.
Tongues meshing together and the tampon falling out of her hand,was the only thing she remembered.
The kiss was chaste and before she knew it,Sasuke had stood from his desk. Straightening himself up,he walked passed her,picking up the
white tampon. Throwing it in the trash,he sighed.
"I'll pick you up at 7 on prom night"He huffed out as,he slouched his way out of the room. Sakura beamed,nodding her head at his retreting back,that was until she noticed a minor defect.
HE THREW HER TAMPON OUT! Oh no. And she couldn't get another one,for if she did her mother would notice.
And there would be a celebration at the Haruno Manor. Why you ask?
Well,because,using a tampon would mean,sweet little Sakura has lost her Virginity.
And that was the only thing Mrs. Haruno strives for in life,that and the new Chanel bag(In which the author,also has no ownership of).
Oh well. The plan was still on,she would just make Naruto steal some from his mother,and sneak past their uncle.
Easy as pie.
But then again,Sakura hated pie.
Reading this over,I made myself laugh.
I was so young,so inexperienced with writing,when I wrote this.
All I did is fix grammer,which was HORRIBLE.
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