Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King or the songs: Can't Touch This or YMCA… O.o

Chapter 2: Rio and The YMCA Dead Enders!

-----------------------------------At the Graveyard-------------------------------------

Sam: (in a tree throwing acorns) Take that and that! And some of this and some of those! HA!

Since Morty had left Sam to fight Rio and his gang, Sam started running around in circles singing, "Can't Touch This". Then Sam ran up a tree and started throwing acorns at them… no one knows where those acorns came from though.

Member #1: RIO! This guy's crazy! What are we going to do?

Rio: We have to get him down from that tree somehow.

Member #2: Umm… Rio? That's a gi—OW! (got hit by an acorn)

Sam: MWHAHAHAHA! Fear the power of my nuts! …

Rio& his gang: O.O…

Sam: (slaps her forehead) That sounded so wrong.

Member #3: Rio, it's not our policy to beat girls up! Should we activate the forbidden plan?

Members 1,2, & 4: NOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT RIO! HAVE MERCY!

Rio: I have no choice! This boy is making a mockery of me! Start the music!

Member #4: Right away Rio! (gets the boom box ready)

Members 1,2, &3: (sweatdrops) It's a gi—OW! (got hit by more acorns)

Sam: (pouting) WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!

Member #4: IT'S READY! (hits play)

Rio: (smirks) Since your… 'nuts' are too powerful, we'll have to activate… OPERATION: YMCA OF DEATH! (does a stance)

Sam: Huh? What the hell is Elvis doing?

Member #1: LIGHTS! (spotlights of red came on)

Member #2: HAIRCOMBS! (they comb their big ass hair fast)

Sam: I think I'm going to throw up!

Member #3: LOSSEN UP! (start shaking)

Sam: O.O'' WILL YOU JUST START?!

Member #4: ACTION! (music starts)

The 4-gang members line up behind Rio in a row 1-4. (their acting like cheerleaders) The first guy did a letter Y. The second guy did an M. Next was C, and finally the last dude did the letter A. That's when everything went dark…er. Rio… started singing?!

Rio: Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

(climbs up the tree and appears next to Sam. Remember, he still doesn't know Sam is actually a girl)

Sam: (freaks out) DON'T COME NEAR ME! (jumps off the tree)

Rio: Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

(follows Sam)

Sam: The only short person here is Morty! (the 4 members jump in front of her in their letterform) Doesn't that hurt?!

Members 1,2,3 & 4: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

(every time they said a letter the person in that letterform jumped)

Sam: O.O HELP! HOMO LETTERS ARE ATTACKING ME! (runs for the gates but is grabbed by Rio)

Rio: They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...

Members 1,2,3 & 4: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

Sam: Are you calling me a boy? I am not a b--!

Rio: (ignores Sam) You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...

(takes a breath)

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make your dreams real.
But you've got to know this one thing!

Sam: I know for sure I'm going to kill you!

Rio: No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

Members 1,2,3 & 4: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

Rio: They have everything for you men to enjoy;
You can hang out with all the boys...

Members 1,2,3 & 4: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

Rio: You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal;
You can do whatever you feel...

Sam: (dying) Is the song over yet?!

Rio: Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive...

Sam: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME!

Rio: That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

Members 1,2,3 & 4: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

Rio: They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...

Sam: You probably go for the boys!

Rio and His Members: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground

(they all look at Sam)

It's fun to stay at Y-M-C-A

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

Sam: OF COURSE I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU! AND I WANNA BE FREE! (tied against a tree)

Rio and His Members: Y-M-C-A
you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A
no man, young man, does it all by himself
young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf

Sam: You lost your prides when you started singing this song! (gets free)

Rio and His Members: Y-M-C-A!
Then just go to the Y-M-C-A!
Y-M-C-A!
Young man, young man, I was once in your shoes
Y-M-C-A!
Young man, young man, I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Y-M-C-A!

(and the music ended with Rio trying to do a cool position and the members doing the letters behind Rio)

Rio: (out of breath) How… was that?! BOY!

Members 1,2,3, &4: WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU! IT'S A GIRL!

Rio: Huh? (looks at Sam) Serious? Opps. (sweatdrops)

Sam: (dizzy from all the dancing) X.X The horror…

Rio: (holds his hand out) Here miss I, Rio the Wooden Swordsman, am very sorry. (bows)

Sam: (gets up on her own) Aww! That's so sweet Rio, but… (kicks him in the balls) THERE IS NO EXCEPTION TO MISTAKE A GIRL FOR A BOY! (runs home)

Rio: For a girl she sure can kick hard. (falls to the ground)

Members 1,2,3 & 4: (sweatdrops) Well, you do deserve it. (picks Rio up and take inside the shrine)

------------------------------------------Sam's House----------------------------------------

Sam: That jerk! Sorry for being flat! (walks inside her… tent?)

As Sam walks in her tent she remembers Morty ran off with her homework. She lays on her sleeping bag and turns on the flashlight.

Sam: Ah! I wouldn't do it anyway. (thinks) I should have kicked that guy harder! Oh well. Just as long as I don't see him again my ears won't bleed.

Sam then turns over and turns the flashlight off and tries to sleep. But something in her mind wouldn't let her.

Sam: I wonder…was this a good idea to run away to Japan? And I wonder…will I find my forgotten memories?

And with that Sam fell into a deep slumber.

End of Chapter 2

How was it guys? Pretty lame? Pretty nice? Your opinion counts so please REVIEW!

What do you think Sam was talking about before she slept? Will Morty do Sam's homework for her? (Morty: NO!) O.o And will Rio and his gang ever have their big break?! (Rio& His Members: YMCA!) O.O Ok… maybe not. JA NE!