Cartman jamed his books into his bag and walked downstairs heading for the door.
He couldnt help but notice that guy was still here.. going through his refrigerator
Cartman sighed annoied and walked out the door.
That guy has been there for four days now and it was driving Cartman up the wall.
Cartman opened the door to his black mercedes and put his hands to the wheel driving over
to kyles house. He slowed down when he got to his house seeing his boyfriend waiting
outside and stopped his car.
Kyle walked towards the Car and got in,
"It's about time you show up" Kyle said getting his seatbelt on.
Cartman rolled his eyes and started to drive.
Kyle looked at Cartman, "Eric, Are you Ok? You dont look to good."
Cartman glared to the road, "Couldnt fucking sleep last night."
"Why?"
"My mom" Cartman said starring to at the road.
"Ohh.." Kyle said quietly.
Silence filled the car.
"That guy is still at my house." Cartman said breaking the silence.
"What guy?" Kyle raised an eyebrow.
"That guy that was there a few days ago when Kenny asked us to go
to Frosty Jacks. He's been in my fucking house for almost a week now."
"Really?" Kyle asked supprissed.
"Dude, Usually you have a different guy every night."
Cartman glared again, "I know."
Another moment of silence filled the Car and Cartman pulled in to the parking lot
at Their highschool.
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Cartman and Kyle walked in the halls heading towards their lockers.
Cartman still felt alittle annoid by this morning.
"He says he's her boyfriend" Cartman says breaking the silence between them.
"What?" Kyle thought he heard him wrong.
"The guy at my house says he's my mom's boyfriend now."
Kyle's eyes widdened, "Dude, has your mom ever even had a boyfriend, like one guy?!"
Cartman rolled his eyes. "I'm not sure" He muttered.
Kyle looked down, He could tell this new guy was really bugging Cartman,
But he couldnt understand why.
Wasent it a good thing that his mom finnaly found ONE guy to fuck everynight? he thought.
He should be happy.
"Dude.." Stan said in the lunchroom stareing at Cartman,
"Your mom has a boyfriend?!"
Cartman glarred at him, "Yeah." He said flat.
Cartman was alittle annoied at Kyle that he had to go and tell
Stan about it. It was none of his buissness he thought.
Stan's Mouth hung open, and their table went quiet.
Cartman rolled his eyes, "Oh come on you guys, Is it really that hard to believe my
mom has a boyfriend?"
Noone said anything.
"Yeah." Kenny said quietly.
Cartman frowed at him, "Fuck you Kenny."
Kenny just shrugged and started eating his ballony sandwhich.
"I mean Cartman, It is kinda weird.
I mean, Your mom's a slut.
Do slut's even have boyfriends?" Stan questioned.
Kyle gave him an evil glare, cant believeing his best friend would say that right to his face.
Stan caught Kyle's glare and gave him an 'I'm sorry' look.
Cartman clutched onto the table, "Say one more thing about my mom and I'll rip your nuts off, Stan"
He sneered.
Stan suddenly felt uncomfortable and glanced around him,
"Sorry" He said quietly. "I didnt mean it to come out like that"
Cartman looked down to the table. "Whatever." He muttered.
"Soo..." Kyle said, breaking the silence.
"Lets talk about something else" Kyle felt as uncomfortable talking about that
subject as Stan.
"Yeah." Stan agreed.
"Oh, Wendy's birthday is comming up in two weeks!" Stan looked to Kyle,
"I dont know what to get her!"
"Maybe you should get her some food." Cartman muttered, not looking up from the table,
Stan scowled at him, "Shut up Cartman"
"What? Its not my fault she's an anorexic bitch"
"She's not anorexic, she's just going on a diet, Hey maybe you should do it
sometime, It would do you good."
Cartman frowned, "I'm not fat I'm buff dumbass! and yeah she's going on a
I'm-going-to-be-an-anorexic-not-eat-anything-bitch diet."
"Shut the fuck up Cartman! you dont know what hell your talking about!
Wendy eats!"
Cartman snickered, "Oh yeah? look at her now."
Stan's cheeks turned pink and he slowly looked over to his girlfriend's Table,
who's sitting next to Bebe and some other girls.
Infront of them the have bottled water.
Stan looked back to Cartman who had a satisfied grin on his face and crossed arms.
"Your such an idiot Cartman" Stan rolled his eyes.
Cartman laughed, He loved when He was proven right.
Espeshily when Stan got mad, He fucking hated that asshole.
He used to pick on Kyle all the time when they were younger,
But that teasing turned to likeing, that liking turned to love
and whenever Cartman tries to start fights with Kyle now that
their dateing, he gets pissed and doesnt kiss him for about a week.
So Cartman's bickering switched onto Stan.
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny stod outside their school at the end of the day.
It was a spot everyone hung out after school.
Stan and Wendy sat of the pavment of bricks where the flag was held,
Cartman and Kyle where next to them, Kyle had his arms around Cartman's Chest and Kenny
stod off the to the side trying to peek up at the girls wearing Mini skirts.
"So what are you guys gunna do later?" Stan asked looking at Kyle.
Kyle rested his head On Cartman's shoulder "I dont know"
"What are we going to do?" Kyle asked looking up at Cartman.
Cartman blew out out a puff of smoke from his ciggerate and shrugged,
"I dont care." He said,
Wendy smiled "Hey, you guys wanna come to Bebe's party tonight? She's inviting almost everyone
from school, You know, except the noncool people." Wendy grined, with Stan's arm around her.
Stan looked to Wendy, "Wendy, You know Kyle doesnt like the wild partys"
"I know, I know just asking" She said.
"I dont know, I'm not really into those." Kyle spoke unsure.
Kyle never really liked those kind of Partys, He gave into peer presure easily and was
always nervous about what would happen.
Espeshily when Kenny convinced him to come to one and Kyle ended up drunk and grounded for three months.
"Oh come on Kyle, Live alittle" Kenny nudged him.
Cartman glarred at him.
"I.. I dont think I'm going to go. You guys go ahead."
Kenny shrugged, "Your loss" Kenny said takeing a drag off his ciggerate.
Kyle snuggled into Cartman's shoulder, still had his arms wrapped around him.
"Your not going are you?" Kyle looked up at Cartman.
"Psht. Fuck no." He smirked.
Kyle grinned and put his head back on his shoulder.
"Aw, neither of you know how to have a good time" Kenny waved them off.
"whatever" Cartman shrugged and toke a drag off his ciggerate.
Wendy raised her eyebrows to Cartman, "Do you know how bad those things are for your health?"
Cartman rolled his eyes,
She's one to talk, Know how bad not eating does to your health? Cartman thought bitterly.
Kyle looked to her, "Thats what I keep telling him!"
"Oh whatever you guys, Kenny smokes, You dont say anything to him." Cartman frowned.
"Yeah but Kenny's been smokeing sense he was thirteen"
"So?"
"So, His health is already doomed. He's going to get lung cancer eventually"
Kenny frowned at him,
"No offence Kenny" Kyle added,
Kenny flipped him off, which made kyle laugh.
Kyle put his hands around Cartman's neck, "Lets go to your house tonight" He said.
"No fucking way dude, that asshole's still walking around my house, I dont wanna go there."
"Oh come on! You have your X-Box there and I want to Own you at Turbo racing."
"Cartman grinned, "My dear Kahl," He lifted kyle's chin up,
"You will never beat me at turbo racing" He said in a sweet tone.
Kyle gave an evil grin, shaking his head away from his hand,
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that!" He challenged him.
Cartman smirked, "Fine. But after I beat you, You have to Kiss me till I say stop."
"Your on, But If I win, and I will, You have to promise not to smoke anymore."
Cartman frowned, "Fuck that. no way."
Kyle raised his eyebrow, "Why, You scarred your going to lose?"
Cartman smiled, "No, I' m just not takeing a risk" He said taking a drag off a ciggerate.
Kyle rolled his eyes, "Ok Fine, Then If I win, You have to promise not to smoke for one whole day."
Cartman concidered it for a few secounds.
"Fine. One day, but It wont matter beacuse I'll beat your jew ass anyway."
Kyle groaned, "Cartman, I cant kiss you after you smoke, I feel like I'm kissing an ashtray"
Cartman rolled his eyes.
"Well Come on guys, I want to get ready before Bebe's party" Stan said getting off the Pavment.
"me too." Wendy agreed and followed Stan as they walked into the parking lot
"See ya" Kenny waved following behind them.
Cartman stod up and faced Kyle putting his arms around his neck,
"Now that they're gone" He smiled, Kyle grinned and Cartman leaned in kissing him.
Studens were walking by but werent supprissed.
Cartman and Kyle have been together for two years.
Luckily noone said shit about it.
"Come On" Kyle said pulling away from the Kiss,
"I want to beat you at the game already" Kyle smiled,
"Oh but you wont" Cartman smiled back,
"Watch me" Kyle said passing him and walking towards Cartman's Car.
Cartman opened the door to his house with Kyle following behind him.
The minneute Cartman saw That Guy sitting on his couch with a beer bottle in his hand,
and watching his tv, Cartman instently felt annoied.
"Oh, Hey Eric" The man smiled, Seeing Cartman walk in,
Cartman rolled his eyes,
'The asshole's acting like he knows me or something' Cartman thought to himself
Kyle looked to the man,
The man smiled, "And who is this young man?" He asked.
"This is Kahl." Cartman said in a flat tone.
"Well Hello there Kyle" The man smiled to him.
"Hi" Kyle said and gave a polite smile, which Kyle glarred at.
"What are you boys up too?" He asked.
Cartman iggnored the Man's question and Walked over by the Tv, Where his XBox is suppose to be.
Cartman frowned "Where's my XBox?" He sneered to the man.
The guy never quit smiling, "Oh, I let my buddy Roger borrow it, Hope that's alright with you."
Cartman instently felt a ball of rage developing in his stomach,
"No! That's not Ok! Why the fuck did you do that?!" He yelled to him.
The man Kept smiling, "Well Your mom said you would be fine with it."
Cartman's fists tightened, "No I'm not fucking fine with it!" He yelled,
The man kept his smile and shrugged "Sorry Junior. You'll get it back next week."
"Your such an asshole! why would you let your friend borrow my fucking stuff?!" He yelled louder,
"Eric stop yelling this instant!" He heard his mom yell from upstairs,
"He toke my fucking XBox!" He yelled to her,
"Oh No sweety, He's just letting a friend borrow it, Hope you dont mind."
Cartman stomped his foot down, "Yes I do fucking mind!" He yelled,
"Oh. Well sorry poopsikins" she called,
"UGH!" Cartman groaned loudly walking up the stairs.
Kyle felt alittle uncomfortable, but followed Cartman up the steps
Cartman stopped on one of the last steps, "Dont ever touch my fucking stuff again!" He yelled
down to the man.
The man kept smiling, and that made Cartman even more pissed off.
"Alright Junior. If That's what you want."
Cartman frowned, and slammed his door shut when him and Kyle walked inside.
"Can you believe that asshole!" Cartman threw up his hands looking to Kyle.
"He shouldnt just take your stuff like that." Kyle agreed.
"I know! He's been here for a week and that assholes really pissing me off!" He yelled.
Kyle Sighed at his upset boyfriend and put a hand to him, "Its alright Eric. Lets just find something else to do."
Cartman glared at him, clearly still mad about what happened with his XBox.
"Theres nothing else to do." Cartman mumbled annoied.
Kyle Smiled and put his Arms around Cartman's neck and looked to him,
"I know how to ease your stress" He grinned.
Cartman smiled back and Kissed him.
They ended up makeing out on his bed for the next five minneutes.
Later Kyle looked to his watch.
"Fuck! I'm late! I gotta get home"
Cartman tightened his grip around Kyle's waist, "Just alittle longer?" He smiled.
Kyle sighed, "I cant, My mom will flip out me already, she'll bitch at me more If I'm any later."
Cartman rolled his eyes and Sat up, releasing his tug on Kyle.
"Love you." Kyle Said kissing his lips one last time and heading for the door.
"You too" Cartman said as he walked out.
Cartman put his hands behind his head staring at the ceiling hearing the front door shut.
"Hey Junior, Come down here a minneute will you?"
Cartman scowled, "No" He called back.
"Come on, Just for a sec."
Cartman groaned, and got up, then slugging down the steps to the man.
Just see what the asshole wants, he thought to himself.
He walked towards the Skinny Man with Whitish Cream hair, and his stupid glasses and
that face that never stopped fucking smiling. The guy made Cartman's skin Crawl.
Cartman walked up to him and crossed his arms.
The man kept his smile, "Come on, Sit down" The man patted the spot next to him on the couch"
"No."
"Come on, this will be quick" The man grinned.
Cartman rolled his eyes and Sat on the couch.
He just wanted to get this over with.
The man looked thoughtfully to Cartman,
"Seems like You dont like me much do ya junior?"
Cartman smirked, "Woah genious when did you figguer that out?!"
Cartman shot sarcastically.
The man kept smiling, "Well I wanna change that. Tell me exactly what you dont like
about me." The man asked.
Cartman glarred, "Hmm, well lets see," Cartman put a finger to his hand, "One,
You walk around my house like you fucking own the place," Cartman put down a secound finger,
"Two, You act like you fucking know me" Cartman put down a third finger,
"Three, you never stop fucking smiling." Cartman put down a forth finger
"Four, you take my food" Fith finger, "five, You take my fucking stuff"
"six, Your fucking my mom" Cartman put up a seventh finger,
"Seven, you keep talking to me" "Eight, your annoying and nine, I hate you."
Cartman crossed his arms.
The man kept his smile, "Well I just want to get to know you junior, then we can both learn to like eachother."
"Dude, I dont want to like you" Cartman frowned,
The man chuckled, "You got spunk kid, You know that?
But You should learn to like me, beacuse were going to be seeing alot more of eachother
sense you know, me and your mom are fucking."
Cartman glarred, "My mom's fucked almost everyone. Your no fucking different" Cartman sneered.
The man raised his eyebrow, "Oh yeah? Well has your mom ever dateing any of the guys she fucked?"
Cartman thought about this for a moment, then scowled looking away. He had nothing to say to that.
"Look, all I'm saying Kid, Is to just give me a chance I'm a pretty good guy" The man smiled Putting his hand on Cartman's shoulder.
Cartman moved away, "Dont fucking touch me. and No. I hate you."
"Why do you hate me?"
"Beacuse your an asshole."
"How am I an asshole?" the guy smiled.
Cartman's getting more angry but the secound
"Christ! what's up with all your fucking questions?!" He yelled
"I just wanna get to know you" the man smiled,
Cartman stod up from the couch "Well, I dont want you to get to know me,
and I dont want to know you. So fuck off, and leave me the hell alone!" Cartman grimaced heading towards the Stairs.
"Were gonna have to talk again sometime junior!" The guy called.
Cartman felt his chest tighten,
He's starting to really fucking hate that nickname.
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