The next morning Cartman awoke from his alarm clock got on his clothes
and slugged downstairs.
He didn't even have to look over to know that guy was still on his couch.
He knew he was there.
He didn't even want to look, He grabbed his bag and slammed the door behind him
and pressed the button for his door to unlock.
He got into his Car and Started it up, "Christ" Cartman mumbled backing up from the driveway.
His head was still throbbing from the headache he developed last night of the sound of his mom
and that guy fucking last night.
He rolled his eyes, Blocking the thought.
He pulled up to Kyle's house, who was just coming out from his house and ran to Cartman's Car,
Got inside and Cartman drove off.
They didn't say a word to each other. Kyle knew something was wrong.
"Cartman.." Kyle looked uncomfortably at him, Cartman didn't respond.
"I heard that guy asking you to comedownstairs after I left Yesterday."
Cartman kept his frown and turned left. "yeah?" He asked plainly.
"Well.. what did he want?"
Cartman sighed. The last thing he wanted to do was talk about that guy.
"I don't know, Just some bullshit about how he wants to get to know me or some shit like that."
Cartman's eyebrows were knotted together as he store at the road.
"And.." Kyle pressed
"And what?"
"And what happened?"
Cartman rolled his eyes, already sick of the conversation
"what do you mean what happened? He fucking annoyed me with all his questions
and I told him to fuck off."
Kyle looked down to his jeans searching for words.
He still couldn't figure out why Cartman is so angry about it.
"Why are you so angry about it?"
Cartman store at the road, "What do you mean Kahl?" He asked innocently,
Knowing exactly what he meant.
Kyle frowned, "I mean, Why don't you just give him a chance?"
Cartman toke a left onto the side of the road and slammed on his breaks.
"What?" He asked, His anger risen
"I just mean, You mom finally found someone Eric, One guy.
You should be happy for her."
Cartman starred at Kyle in disbelief and glared, starting the Car back up and Driving back onto the road.
"Well I'm not happy for her." He said bitterly
Kyle crossed his arms, Getting annoyed at cartman's stubbornness "Why?!"
"Dude, I dont need some random guy walking into my life, Its bullshit!"
Kyle's face softened, Considering if he should ask this question..
Then sighed and asked, "Eric, Haven't you ever wanted a dad?"
Kyle was ready for Cartman to overreact and scream at him for asking
something like that, But to his surprise he didn't.
just store at the road with a blank expression.
"Kahl.." He began
"I've went seventeen years without a Dad.
I'm fucking fine without one."
"Yeah but maybe-"
"I dont want a fucking DAD alright!?" He yelled
Cartman looked back to the road "CHRIST!" He gripped his hand tighter to the steeringwheel.
Silence toke over the Car.
Kyle was shocked, Cartman hasn't screamed like that to him in years.
Cartman rolled his eyes and sighed loudly.
Kyle frowned, He knew it would probably be best to just leave the subject alone
because of how Cartman overreacted, But he felt he had to say it.
"This is good for your MOM Cartman! Its not about you, Have you ever thought about
how she feels?!"
Cartman said nothing, Just kept his eyes on the road, Calmly trying to hide his anger
from bursting out again.
"God Cartman! It makes me sick how you can be so God Damn self centered all the time!"
Cartman could feel more anger at the tip of his fingertips.
He began tapping his two fingers onto the steering wheel,
Trying to hide how pissed off he was his own boyfriend would talk to him
like that.
"Fuck you." Cartman's words were cold.
Kyle felt alittle hurt and looked outside the window.
I shouldn't have said anything Kyle thought to himself.
Cartman Slammed his door shut and paced quickly to the school
leaving Kyle behind him.
He didn't want to fucking talk to him.
How the fuck could he say that to me?!
Stupid Jew asshole.
I hate him. He thought to himself.
He quickly got his books out of his locker, slammed it shut and started
heading for his first hour.. even though it doesn't start for five more minutes.
He didnt want a risk of running into Kyle.
Cartman felt furry take over him just thinking about what he said to him in the Car.
Cartman sat at his empty desk.
The class was empty.
Cartman put his head in his hand, He could already today he was going to have a bad fucking day.
Ten minutes Later class had already Started and everyone was settled at their desk
While Mrs. Johnson was writing things up on the chalk board
about the Holocaust.
Cartman glared, He couldn't give two shits about the Holocaust,
He'd only heard this lesson about a thousand times before.
Mrs. Johnson looked to the classroom"And the main point of the matter is- -"
The phone rang, "One minute class" She held up and finger and walked to her desk
picking up the phone.
"Hello?"
Mrs. Johnson looked at Cartman, "Yes he's here."
What the fuck did she look at me for?
"Yeah I'll tell him. Thank you very much. OK, Bye"
Mrs. Johnson hung the phone up, "Eric, Ive been told your getting picked up from school
early. Grab your things and go to the principles office."
Cartman raised his eyebrow, confused.
Why am I getting picked up early?"Uh.. Ok." Cartman said slowly getting out of my seat, He grabed his books and went into the hallways.
What the fuck is going on?
Cartman grabbed his stuff and went into the principles office Where Mrs. Nelson, the assistant principle sat at the front desk.
She smiled recognizing his face..She shouldn't smile, Considering how much the front principle fucking hates his guts.
"Hello Eric Cartman, Your father's waiting for you outside,"
"My.." Cartman stuttered, "My father?"
"Yes.." She answered slowly as if he was an idiot.
Then Cartman's fists tightened as the thought came to his mind.
He didnt..
Cartman flung the doors open to see a Red mustang in the driveway with that guy..
smiling at him.
He did.
Cartman frowned, He feels More pissed off then ever.
This asshole just shows up at my school?! who the fuck does he think he is?!
Cartman grumbled something under his breath and stomped angrily across the street to his Car.
"What the fuck are you doing here?!" He yelled
The man smile was plastered across his face.
"Well, I thought we could have a day out today junior.
You know, sense you ran out on me yesterday."
"Dude.. Your not my fucking dad! You cant just take me out of school because
you feel like it!" Cartman felt his rage bursting.
The man smiled wider and shrugged, "I thought you'd be happy.
I got you outta school early didn't I?"
Now That cartman thought about it.. He did get him out of school.
Then he rolled his eyes, I'd rather be in school then be with this asshole he snickered to himself.
"Come on, Hop in, We can go anywhere you want" The man smiled,
"I don't want to go anywhere with you, asshole!" He yelled
The man kept smiling.
It seemed to Cartman that no matter what he said the guy wasent affected
at all.. and that just made Cartman even more pissed off.
"Come on, I'll Get you KFC.."
Cartman thought for a moment,
"No." He said.
"Come on Junior, just one ride, Then I'll leave you alone."
Cartman store at him,
Then rolled his eyes and buckled himself into the car.
The man kept his grin and Drove onto the road.
Cartman was frowning with his hand to his head looking to the side.
The Mustang's hood was off, so the wind blew through his brunnette's hair
while the man put on some country music.
Cartman sighed loudly, "DO we really have to listen to this crap?!" He looked at him
The man kept his smile and chuckled. "Country music is the music to a mans soul"
Cartman rolled his eyes looking off to the side.
He was not enjoying this one bit.
Not only did He have to ride in the car with this asshole to god knows where
but he has to be tortured by country music blaring in his ears.
He was not the least bit happy.
When the song ended Cartman immediately turned off the radio,
He couldnt take that music anymore.
The man crooked his head looking at him slyly and smiled chuckling.
"Ughh.." Cartman groaned.
"So tell me junior, Hows life?" The man smiled,
Cartman frowned at him, "If you call me junior one more time I'll rip your fucking balls off."
The man just smiled, "Your somethin else kid, you know that?"
Cartman glared and looked off to the side.
He didn't think he could ever hate that guy anymore then he did right now.
"Look, I just wanna get to know you, whats the harm in that?"
Cartman was getting really, really annoyed at this point.
"The harm in that is that I don't want to fucking know you. Alright?
I dont fucking care! I don't care about you, or what you do, or your fucking life,
Ok? just get the fuck out of mine!"
The man kept smiling, "You got emotional problems junior?"
Cartmans eyes widened "WHAT?!"
"Well, Couldnt help but notice You get defensive easily,
You got a spunk Kid, I admire that about you."
Cartman frowned, "Look asshole, you don't even know me!
I'm not your goddamn friend ok?! I don't fucking like you, I hate you."
The man kept his smile, "AND STOP GODDAMN SMILING!" Cartman raged
The man grined, showing his teeth, "Why? Does it make you mad when I smile?"
"YES!"
"Why?"
"AHH!" Cartman threw his hands in the air and held onto his head.
He was so fucking pissed off.
Cartman sat there with his head in his hands crunched over,
A few secounds later the man turned the radio back on,
'Dont tell my heart, My ache Breakie Heart,
I just dont think You'd understand, And if you tell my heart my ache-'
Cartman slamed his fist on the off button on the radio and put his head back in his hands,
"Ha hah ha.." He heard the man laugh.
Cartman lifted his head from his hands and sat back,
"Get me out of the car asshole."
"Nope." The man smiled,
"Dude.. seriously, get me out of the car."
"Nope."
Cartman frowned, "Get me out of this goddamn Car asshole!"
"Nope." The man smiled.
Cartman frowned, kicked the bottom of the seat, and crossed his arms.
The man just let out another small laugh and kept driving.
I want to fucking murder him Cartman thought to himself.
Two hours later The man parked infront of their house.
Cartman was the first to get out and slammed the door loudly behind him,
Stomping his way up to his doorstep and slammed the door behind him.
His mom waited inside with a tray of cookies,
"Oh Hello Poopsikins, Did you have a good time with Rick?"
Cartman's fist tightened, "You fucking knew he did this?!"
"Yes."
"What the hell mom?! No I did not have fucking fun,
It was horrible, I fucking hate him!"
"Oh, well I just thought you two should get to know eachother better."
Cartman glared, He opened his mouth to say something but heard Rick come
in through the door.
Cartman turned around and pushed passed him to the door
"Sweetie? where are you going?" Mrs. Cartman asked sweetly
"The fuck out of here!" He slammed the door shut.
He could not take it there anymore.
He wanted to kill Rick.
Cartman rung the doorbell of his boyfriends house,
His mom answered, Cartman felt his gut ache. He fucking hated when
he was forced to talk to that bitch.
"Is Kahl here?"
Sheila glared at him.
Ever sense she found out Kyle was gay she learned to accept it.
What she didnt accept was finding out Eric Cartman was his boyfriend.
She desipising him and he knows it.
"Yes" She hoaxed, Still frowning at him.
"Bubby! Eric's here!" She called up the steps.
Cartman heard from the inside someone coming down the stairs.
Shelia gave Cartman one finnal glare and left the door hanging open
"Bitch" Cartman muttered under his breath.
Kyle came to the door, "Hey,"
"Hey"
They both didn't say anything,
"Eric.. Your not still mad at me about what I said earlier?
It was a mistake and I had no right to-"
"Its fine." Cartman cut him off.
Kyle smiled and turned around, "Ma, I'm going out with Eric for a little bit."
Shelia came out, And looked at Cartman with an evil glance, Cartman caught but did nothing about it.
I mean, What are you suppose to do to your homosexual boyfriend's mother?
If you piss her off that wouldn't be good.
"Alright." She said unsure, washing a dish with a small towel.
Kyle smiled at his mom and shut the door behind him.
They began walking, "Sorry about that, My mom can be such a bitch to you.
I don't know why."
"I know, what did I do to her?!"
Kyle let out a small laugh,
"You mean besides the time in the third grade you made up a song about
how my mom was a bitch and sang it at the playground and my mom was
right behind you?"
Cartman thought back then laughed,
"Dude, That fucking sucked! She called my mom up
and starting bitching about that too!"
"She called your mom?!"
"Yeah, didnt I tell you?"
"no"
"Oh. she did."
"oh."
Cartman and Kyle stopped as they were walking by the old church.
Cartman, Stan and Kenny used to go to it when they were younger but It got closed down
for some reason. Now its just an old building no one goes in.
Kyle sat up agenst the wall.
Cartman smiled, "I think I know another reason why she hates me."
Kyle dug his foot into the snow kicking a stick. "Why?" He asked looking down at the stick,
Cartman stepped closer to him, that made Kyle look up.
Cartman put his hands to Kyle's sides and leaned his face closer to him
with an evil grin, "Beacuse she found out I was fucking her little boy"
Kyle's Face went pink from blushing, and looked down a little smiling.
Cartman put his arms around his lower back, leaning against the wall and Began kissing him, and slipped his tounge
in his mouth. Kyle kissed back.. Kyle was just relieved Cartman's not pissed at him anymore like this morning.
He woundered why He wasent so mad anymore.
Cartman held him closer kissing him deeper and suddenly kyle pulled away from the kiss.
Cartman frowned and instantly felt annoyed. He hated when Kyle did that.
"What?"
"Dude, Don't you think this is wrong?"
"What?"
"Making out in front of a church?"
Cartman smiled, "Who cares?" Cartman tried kissing him again,
Kyle kissed him back for a breif secound then pulled away again.
Cartman groaned loudly. "What?!"
Kyle smiled up at him, "I don't think god would be very happy about this, Eric Cartman.."
Cartman smirked and curved a smile, "Let that asshole think what he wants" Kyle smiled, he didn't know why.
Cartman leaned in kissing Kyle again.
Kyle kissed him back, without pulling away this time.
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