Kyle sat at down at the table and Cartman sat next to him.
Accross from Them was his mother and Ike.
"Where's dad?" Kyle asked when he sat down.
"Oh, Sorry Kyle, he's comming home late tonight,
He has a late case he needs to work on."
Kyle rolled his eyes and let out and irritaded sigh, and jamed his
fork into the lassagnia.
Kyle's dad was always late.
He was almost always not home for dinner,
He asked him last night if he would be home for sure
and he said yes.. But he's not.
Sheila was starring at Cartman accross the room.
A few secounds later Cartman got irritated.
He frowned at her"What?!"
She shoke her head, "Oh, Oh nothing. Its just.. You look so different from when you were
younger."
Cartman still frowned, "Uh huh."
And akward silence toke over.
"So um.. How did you get that bruise on the side of your head?
and your lip looks.." She paused,
"Bike accident."
"oh."
He wasent going to Play "I'm the nice boyfriend" to the bitch.
He fucking hated her and wasent afraid to show it.
Another Silence toke over the table.
"Umm.. So.. Eric, I heared your mom got a boyfriend"
"uh huh"
"oh, well how do you like him?"
Cartman still kept his frown, "He's an asshole."
Kyle dropped his fork and looked to Cartman
"Oh.. Well I'm sorry to hear that" She looked down to her food.
The only person who didnt look uncomfortable at that table was Cartman..
Who sat there looking like he was bored out of his mind.
Another silence spread throughout the table.
"Well.. I guess Its good you might get a father now."
Cartman's face darkened
'He's not going to be my fucking father.'
"Whats that suppose to mean?
"Oh I just mean, Now you guys can be a normal family"
Cartman gazed his angry eyes to her,
"Just beacuse I dont have a dad doesnt mean were not fucking normal."
Kyle's eyes widdened, "CARTMAN!" He spat, not meaning for it to come out so loud.
Kyle leaned closer to Cartman, whispering in his ear "Dude! shes my fucking mom! atleast shes trying!"
Kyle backed up alittle to see Cartman's expression which he rollled his eyes,
Kyle leaned back in, "Ok?!"
Cartman sighed. "Ok."
Kyle settled himself back in his seat.
His mother's shocked look never left her face.
"Mom?" Ike smiled,
His mother and everyone else looked to him,
"Remember when you told kyle to shut the door?"
Kyle instantly turned angry, "Ike! dont you dare!"
"Dont you dare what? what is it ike?" His mom asked,
Kyle mouthed the words saying 'I will fucking kill you'
Ike smirked in responce,
"They had to door shut, kissing on the bed."
Cartman choked on something, He tried to get that something out of his throat,
he forgot he was swollawing when he heard Ike, He didnt think The little shit would acctually
say anything!
"Kyle!" Shelia turned to him.
Kyle glarred at Ike giving him a look that says,
'Your going to fucking get it later'
"What?" he stiffly asked, Kyle looked up at her.
"That is not Ok."
Cartman just sat at the table quietly.. observing..
This couldnt feel anymore akward for him.
Kyle frowned, "What the fuck do you mean its not Ok?!
I cant kiss my own fucking boyfriend?!"
Cartman's eyes went wide,
'Fucking Christ.. Sense when did Kyle talk shit to his mom?
..I've missed alot at this house in the last two years.'
"Not in this house Kyle, Thats why he have the clossing door rule!"
Kyle rolled his eyes, "Ughh, whatever." He started walking towards Cartman
"Lets go" he muttered grabbing Cartman's shirt and heading towards the door,
"Where do you think your going young man?! This is not appropriate behavior!"
Kyle turned to her, "Oh yeah?"
Kyle grabbed Cartman's front collar of his shirt and smashed his lips agesnt his,
Cartman's eyes were Open, He couldnt believe Kyle was doing this,
Kyle's eyes were closed, At first Cartman felt so fucking uncomfortable,
Then once he got a look at Ike, Who's mouth hung open and his chicken fell off his plate beacuse he was
standing up and Sheila Whos face was.. fucking unbelievable,
This made cartman grin and He grabbed Kyle closer, Kissing him, And doing it infront of them, Felt so good.
Kyle pushed Cartman away, "Hows that for appropriate behavior?!"
Sheila Had frozen, She didnt move,
Still in shock and disbelief
Kyle smiled evily,
"I, can do this, Where ever I want,
I'm so fucking sick of you nagging me!
I'm gay, Alright?!
I'm fucking Sorry!
Cartman's My boyfriend and It's not going to fucking
change beacuse you dont like it!"
Kyle grabbed Cartman's hand going out the door and slammed it behind him.
Ike and Shelia still havent moved.
Kyle stalked to Cartman's Car, got into The front seat and slammed the door.
Cartman got in his side and looked at him.
Kyle said nothing for a few secounds, then smiled slyly, "Ive been wanting to do that for the longest time."
Cartman smiled and started the Car backing out of the parking lot.
A few moments went by..
"Where do you want to go?" Kyle asked,
Cartman shrugged "I dont care."
Kyle looked to the window then looked back to him,
"Lets go to your house."
Cartman glared, "Not with that asshole in the house."
"Rick?"
Cartman didnt respond. Just kept his eyes on the road.
Kyle frowned, "Why do you not like him so much!
He's a nice guy!"
Cartman rolled his eyes starting to feek anger develop in the pit of his stomach.
"If only you fucking knew.." He mumbled turning at the corner.
Kyle grimaced, "What did you say?!"
"nothing." Cartman muttered,
Kyle sat up from his seat "NO! If only I knew what?!"
"Nothing, Ok?!"
"No! what dont I know?!"
"Nothing alright! Fuck, Just leave it the fuck alone Ok?!
You ask too many goddamn questions!"
"Well your not telling me something!" Kyle yelled, Not intimitaded by Cartman's tone.
"Kahl, I'm fucking serrious. It was nothing. Ok, Fucking drop it."
Kyle crossed his arms looking out the window.
Cartman rolled his eyes and sighed,
'Great. now he's mad.'
"Kahl.. Look I'm sorry alright?! I dont even know what I was saying"
Kyle's eyes still store angerily out the window.
"Kahl Serriously. I dont know what the fuck I was saying Ok,
I was being a dumbass."
Kyle looked to Cartman..
Cartman's never critisized himself once in his life!
"I'm sorry Ok?" Cartman put his hand to Kyles.
Kyle toke a moment to concider weather he should slap it away
or just forgive him..
'He did appologize.. He even called himself a dumbass,
which is completely out of character for him'
Kyle looked to Cartman who still kept his eye on the road,
'Maybe he really is telling the truth'
Kyle smiled and put his hand back onto Cartman's who
simply grinned.
"Dude.. I cant believe you bitched at your mom like that"
Cartman laughed
Kyle smiled, "Yeah Well.. Alot's changed sense the two years you havent been over."
Cartman grinned, "I guess." He agreed
Cartman turned onto the exit heading into burgerking.
"You know.." Cartman began,
Then cocked his head and gave an evil grin,
"Its was kinda hott."
Kyle felt his cheeks burn, and he covered his smile looking
out the window, Cartman looked over and saw his cheeks pink from blushing
and smiled.
Cartman pulled into the parkinglot.
"What do you want?" He asked getting out of the car.
Kyle shrugged. "I'm not really hungry."
Cartman rolled his eyes, "Come on Jew, Your a fucking stick.
You gotta get meat on your body."
Kyle smirked, "I think you got enough meat for the both of us."
Cartman frowned, "Aye! I thought we agreed no more fat jokes when were dateing."
"Yeah.. I also thought we agreed no more jew jokes when were dateing."
Cartman couldnt help but smile, He was right.
They both agreed, but did it anyway.
It toke awhile for Kyle to start calling Cartman "Eric"
But Cartman insisted or else warned him he would start calling
him Broflovski.
Cartman went up to the front.
A Teenager, about 17-18 came up, with a red hat that said
burger king and a hell of alot of achne spread accross his face.
"What can I do for you?" The brace faced Gut asked.
Cartman looked up on the menu,
"I'll have a large fry, two double cheeseburgers, chicken strips.."
Kyle giggled, Cartman continued, "And a-"
Kyle couldnt keep it in and laughed again, Cartman frowned,
"What?!"
Kyle tried keeping it in, He scoffed the laughter in his throat but
still smiling, "Nothing" his voice shoke,
Cartman looked back to the guy, "A fudge pie and a-"
Kyle laughed again, "Shut up jew!"
Kyle kept laughing, "Same to you fat boy!"
Cartman glarred at him, "And a coke please" he said nicely.
The guy nodded and typed numbers down on his machine.
Cartman looked to Kyle, "Fine. This fat boy's not gunna kiss a certain someone at all today."
Kyle stopped smiling, "What?"
"That'll be 28.75"
Cartman handed the guy the money,
and started walking to a table.
Kyle slowly followed after him,
"Eric, Wait.. Wait your not serrious right?"
Cartman and Kyle were settled in their seats at the table,
Cartman was eating down his secound cheesburger while Kyle sat and had
fry's and a chocolate shake.
"Really? That's all you got?" Cartman frowned to him, despising his food choices.
"I'm not that hungry."
Cartman rolled his eyes, "Your never hungry, thats why your so goddamn skinny."
Kyle frowned and looked down to his stomach "I'm not that skinny"
Cartman lifted Kyle's shirt, "Dude I can feel your fucking rib cage"
Kyle slapped his hand away "Fuck off."
Cartman laughed.
"Next thing you know, You'll turn into another anorexic Wendy bitch."
Kyle didnt want to rip on his best friend's girlfriend.. but she really was an anorexic bitch.
He smiled, "I'll never be like her dude."
Cartman laughed. "You better not. Or I'll break up with you."
Kyle crossed his arms smiling evily, "You would never break up with me. you love me too much."
"No I dont."
Kyle put on a fake 'I'm hurt' look "You dont love me?"
"No I do!"
Kyle smiled,
Cartman frowned at his burger "Goddamn it."
Kyle felt his phone vibrate in his pocket, he got it out
Stan
The phone flashed with a ringing phone Icon below it.
Kyle flipped open his phone.
"Hey dude" Kyle answered smiling.
Cartman rolled his eyes,
'Of corse.. Stan. God, does he really need to talk
to kyle every god damn day?!'
"Hey" Stan answered,
"Dude, You gotta help me."
A look of concern smeared accross kyle's face
"With what?"
Cartman tapped his finger.. 'Hang up already..'
"Wendy's takeing me to the movies.. To see the Mona lisa movie."
Kyle frowned, "That chick flic?"
"Yeah.. dude you gotta come with me."
Kyle glanced at Cartman, who was frowning, waiting impatiently
for him to get off the phone, "I'm with Eric right now."
Kyle heard Stan groan on the other end.
"Kyle, Your always with Cartman. Come on, This is going to be the most
boring movie of my fucking life! You have to come with me so it doesnt suck so much ass"
"Dude, How about you just not go?" Kyle asked.
Stan sighed, "I wish. But Wendy's been talking about it all weekend with Bebe.
She would take her but her familys going on vacation so she's making me go.
If I dont she'll get all bitchy. Kyle please dont make me watch that whole
boring movie alone. Your my best friend, If I have to watch a sucky movie,
I'm dragging you down with me"
Cartman sighed tapping his finger on the table.
'why are they taking so fucking long?!'
Kyle noticed the tapping and frowned at him.
"Dude I would but I cant, I'm with Eric."
"Your always with Cartman!
Come on, Put your friends before your boyfriends kyle!
I barley see you anymore! Your always with him!"
Kyle frowned, "Well your always with Wendy"
"Beacuse your always with Cartman."
Kyle sighed, "Whatever. Ok I'll go but only if I can bring Cartman with."
Cartman didnt like how this was sounding, "Bring Cartman where..?" Cartman raised his eyebrow,
"Do you have too? Kyle he's such an asshole!
he fucking hates me, and I didnt do anything,
and he's a dick to my girlfriend!"
Kyle sighed again, "I know, I know I'm sorry, He's just very.."
Kyle paused thinking of the right words.
"Judgemental."
Cartman Leaned accross the table, "Who's very judgemental?!"
Stan sighed, "Ok Kyle. If you have too."
"Awesome. Meet you at the movies at five."
"Ok, Bye."
"Bye." Kyle hung up.
Cartman store at him, "What the fuck was that about?"
"Were going to the movies tonight."
Cartman frowned, "Oh, so you just decided what I'm doing tonight?"
"Yeah."
"What if I had something else planned!?"
"Do you?"
Cartman paused..
"I'm saying What if Kahl."
Kyle glarred, "Whatever. come on, We have to get to the theatre."
Kyle and Cartman waited inside the movie theatre waiting for Stan and
Wendy.
Cartman hates the fact he has to see them, but he'd rather see them
then go home.
"Where is he?!" Cartman frowned to Kyle.
It's been 20 minneutes and they still havent shown up.
Kyle shrugged, "I'll text him." Kyle toke out his phone,
"Kyle!" Someone called, Kyle looked up and Stan and Wendy were
running towards them, "Hey!" Kyle waved.
Cartman rolled his eyes. He was not looking forward to this.
Stan looked to Kyle when they got to them.
"Sorry were late. My car broke down."
Kyle laughed, "Your car broke down again?
How many times do you have to get that piece of shit fixed?"
"Hey!" Stan put his hand up, "Its a nice piece of shit" He smiled
Everyone seemed to be laughing except Cartman.
Who stod off to the side, frowning with his arms crossed,
The others acting as if he wasent there.
Cartman sighed and looked down.
'Why the hell did I agree to this?'
"Oh, Come on the movie's about to Start" Kyle walked to the front,
Then Stan And Wendy, Cartman followed slowly behind them.
"Four tickets to.. um.." Kyle looked to Wendy.
"Mona lisa" Wendy smiled.
"No, six tickets," Stan corrected.
Kyle raised his eyebrow, "Six tickets?"
"Yeah, Kenny's suppose to be here."
Right at that moment they heard a familar "Hey guys" Behind them.
Kenny wore his orange coat with his arm around some blonde girl.
Stan smiled, "Hey Kenny, Didnt think you'd come"
Stan turned back to the lady, "Six tickets."
Everyone dug into their pockets grabbing money,
Kyle looked to Stan, "You didnt tell me Kenny was comming."
"Oh yeah, He said he'll go as long as I pay for it."
Kyle shrugged.
A few feet away Cartman stod cross armed, Against the popcorn counter.
Watching Kyle and Stan laughing together.
Cartman rolled his eyes,
'shouldnt Stan be hanging around his fucking girlfriend or something?!'
"Hey" Cartman heard someone behind him,
He turned and saw Kenny, with a girl in his arms.
"What the fuck do you want?"
Kenny shruged, "What? I cant say hi to a buddy?" He nudged his
arm to Cartman's stomach.
Cartman glarred annoyed, and got back to looking at Stan and Kyle.
Kenny looked in that direction, "Oh, look's like Stan's goin after your man"
Kenny grinned.
Cartman frowned, "Shut up Kenny" He said not looking to him.
He walked over to Stan and Kyle while Kenny and the random girl giggled in his arms.
"Ok, Come On Kahl," Cartman says grabbing Kyle By the arms,
"Stan, I think your bitch girlfriend is waiting for you over there." He gestured with his head.
Stan frowned, "Cartman were just talking"
"yeah. And now your done talking, The movies almost starting and
your bitch is waiting."
Stan rolled his eyes and looked to Kyle, "See, thats what I mean." he said and walked off.
Cartman raised his eyebrow "What's what he means?"
"What the hell Cartman! you dont have to be an asshole!"
"I wasent, I just said that His G-F's waiting for him."
Kyle crossed his arms, "Yeah but you were being cocky about it."
Cartman glared, "I wasent being cocky about shit.
Now come on are we going to watch the fucking movie or
are you going to keep bitching at me, Cause If that's it I'll fucking leave."
Cartman frowned and kept his ground.
Kyle was so sick of his stubberen, Selfish, Jelous, Egonatic attitude.
He was also fucking sick of agreeing with him.
If he wants to fight, so fucking be it.
"Fine, Then just fucking leave Ok, See if I give a fuck"
Cartman's eyes widdened in surprise.
Kyle hasent done that in awhile now.. He was so used to
his boyfriend just appologizing.. what the fuck was this all about?
"Fine." Cartman frowned and walked out of the theatre.
"Oh.. shit." Kyle said to himself, watching Cartman walk away.
He didnt think He would acctually leave.
he just wanted for once in Cartman's life to admitt he was wrong
about something. Just this once.
He didnt really want him to leave.
"What happened?" Stan asked standing next to kyle taking a sip out
of his soda.
"Nothing.. Cartman's just being an asshole."
Stan rolled his eyes, "Cartman's always an asshole."
Kyle looked down and starting walking towards the movies.
He suddenly didnt feel so happy to be there anymore.
"Who the fuck does he think he is?!" Cartman shouted angerily in his car,
All the responce was was the radio blarring on the song, "We will rock you."
Cartman felt so pissed right now.
His Car screetched onto the turn.
"Fuck him. Just, Fuck him." Cartman rolled his eyes,
He thought of where he should go.
He doesnt want to go home..
Suddenly he felt his phone vibrate in his phone,
Cartman's heart felt lifted up as the one thought came
to his mind, Kyle texted him.
Cartman quickly got out his phone,
'He probably texted to appologize and ask me to come back' Cartman thought
smiling going to his inbox.
But His heart instantly fell low, deep and sunk into his stomach
when The text said From Mom's cell.
Cartman glarred,
'Whatever, I didnt want that Jew texting me anyways.'
He told himself.
He pressed open and read,
Hey junior, Its rick.
Come to the house,
your mom and me got somthin to tell ya.
Cartman glarred, He didnt want to go anywhere near south park
right now. He was driving out of town.
Didnt know where he was going. Didnt care.
Cartman pressed, respond on the message.
He texted,
Fuck off.
He pressed send.
Then he grinned and turned his Slipknot music louder.
Then he felt it vibrate a secound later,
Cartman opened it and pressed read.
better watch that mouth, Boy.
Dont be a smartass.
Get here now or you'll get it.
Hurry up.
Cartman thought of just iggnoring the message..
But fear raced through his heart..
He slightly paused, He couldnt think,
All he could see was the flashbacks of what happened last
time, Then suddenly, He heard a beeping sound, From the part
Where Rick Held him up and punched him, The beeping sound got louder,
Then suddenly, the flashback went to blur, and there was a ambulence Car in
The road heading right toward him honking his horn,
Cartman quickly jumpedf and turned over.
The car barley missed him.
He could have crashed.
Cartman drove the car off the road and into a parking space.
He breathed Hard.
He could have almost died.
He calmed himself down and sat there for about 5 minnuetes.
He felt another vibration which made him jump.
Its rick.. I know its rick, Cartman's mind gazed aloud from the cellphone.
Cartman slowly picked up the phone and opened it,
It said Kyle calling.
Cartman glared and pressed the iggnore button.
His heart was still racing from his near death expierence a few moments ago.
Cartman pressed on the inbox and read Ricks text again.
Watch your mouth, Boy.
Dont be a smartass.
Get here now or You'll get it.
Hurry up.
For some reason the words "Or you'll get it"
Echoed through his mind, over and over and over again.
Cartman sighed and put his car into reverse backing up.
Heading towards his house.
See what they want.
Hope that was Ok.
lol, this chapter was suppose to be
the major one, But it ended up not being it.
The next one will for sure be big though!
XD Hope you liked it.. P.s, Sorry, I might
not be able to write tomorow,
But I'll try.
I love you reviewers of mine! :D