Cartman pulled up to an old amusment park that was only used durring the summer.

"Come on" he said getting out of the car and slamming the door.
Kyle was extreamly confused.
What were they doing here?

Kyle got out of the car and ran to him,
"Eric, Eric where are we going?" he ran and caught up to him.
Cartman tilted his head and smiled,
"You'll see."Cartman grinned.
Cartman and Kyle went up to the went up to the wired fence and
Cartman started kicking the sand variousof times.
'What the fuck?' Kyle looked at him strangely

"What are you doing?"
Cartman kept kicking the sand next to the fence
"You'll see."
Kyle was completely lost.
'What the hell was is he doing?'

Then evenutally the spot Cartman was kicking broke open
and there was a hole on the ground to the other side,
"Cartman?! What the fuck?"

Cartman smiled, "Like it? I did it."
He looked at the hole with pride.

"Eric You cant do that!"|
Cartman made a scuffing sound
"So?"
"So Your breaking the law!"
Cartman rolled his eyes, "Yeah yeah yeah,
When are you gunna have some fun in your life jew?"

Cartman jumped into the whole and started digging at the wall.
Kyle looked down to him, "
"Do you know how much trouble you canget into for this?!"

Cartman rolled his eyes, "Thats why you dont get caught."

Kyle lowered his knees to the ground to get a closer look to Cartman,
"Dude, They could have camara's somewhere!"

Cartman smirked, "They wouldnt have camara's on if the park is fucking closed dumbass."

"You dont know that!
Maybe they do beacuse retards like you,Try to break in!"
Kyle sneered, hoping to convince him to stop.

Cartman put out one final kick to the wall of the hole, and it broke down,
leading a passage way to the other side of the fence.
Kyle's eyes widdened, 'Fuck.'

Cartman went through the underground hole and stod up on the other side of the fence,
"Ok, Fine. You can be a fucking pussy and stay out here alone
and fucking bored, Or come with me and have some fun. your choice."

Kyle crossed his arms,
"I dont want to get in trouble.
If the cops found out Cartman we would be in so much shit"
he frowned.

Cartman rolled his eyes, "Whatever. Be a Jew and sit out here then."
Cartman got up from the hole and started walking towards the amusment
park. Kyle crossed his arms tighter around his chest,

"FINE! I WILL!" He frowned.
A few secounds later went by and Cartman was walking farther and farther away.

Kyle felt alone, and sat there while the wind breezed through his hair.
"Fucking stubborn asshole" he muttered to himself.
He saw Cartman almost out of sight.
Kyle sighed.
"God damn it" He mumbled getting into the hole and got out to the other side.

He ran towards Cartman,
"Wait!" Cartman turned around and smiled.
He knew Kyle would come in eventually.

Kyle got up to him,
"Hah, I knew you'd get that sand out of your vagina sooner or later."
Cartman smiled.

"Ugh" Kyle rolled his eyes.
"Whatever, Lets just do what you came to do and get out of here."
he frowned.

Cartman wished his boyfriend would sometimes just lighten up a bit,
Have a little fun, stop constantly worrying about consiquences.
It really pissed him off every time he brings shit like that up.

Kyle was frowning, stubbornly walking in the dark park.
Cartman was smiling walking calmly beside him.

"Ahhh" He smiled up to sky with his hands behind his head.
Kyle glarred "What?"

"Ever see this place fucking empty?"
Kyle looked confused at first, Then looked around,
Cartman was right.

He was so used to being here in daylight,
With little kids screaming,
Roller coasters roaring above them, Lines everywhere..Now, It was just so quiet.

Kyle's frown undid itself as he looked around."Wow. Eric, Your right."

Cartman smirked, "I know I'm right."

Kyle let out a small laugh,"Concited much?"
"Psht. Me? please, compared to Mr. I'm gunna be a straight A student,
not get in trouble and impress my bitch mom all day long-"
"Hey!" Kyle interupted him,

"You know I'm not like that to my mom anymore!"
Cartman thought back, then remembered his last time
he went to his house. He forgot.

"Oh yeah. We'll I guess My little Jew's growing up."Cartman put his arm around Kyle,
"How does it feel to be a small coragous jew being able to stand up for yourself?"
He asked talking into his bald fist as if it was a micraphone.
Cartman put his fist by Kyle's mouth.

Kyle rolled his eyes and smiled,
"Fuck off!" He groaned jokingly yanking Cartman's arm off him.

Cartman put his arms on Kyle's waist and stod behind him,
"Thats not nice Kahl, You should be nice to your Big strong boyfriend"

Kyle laughed, "True sentance if you take out the strong"

Cartman frowned but his hands remained around Kyle's stomach,
"I'm not fat." he sneered
Kyle smiled, "Of corse your not" Kyle said Sarcastically.
Kyle toke Cartman's Hand and fiddled with his fingers
"I'm not." Cartman kept frowning,
"Your not fat." Kyle lied after him, trying to keep a serrious face.

A few secounds went by, and they kept walking,
"Holly fucking balls" Cartman said in a low voice out of nowhere.
Kyle looked at him, "What?"
Cartman pointed to a sideways dirrection, Kyle looked and saw a ride with Teapots

Kyle laughed, "Oh My god! That thing is still here?!"
The teapot was their favorite ride when they were younger
and werent tall enough to ride any of the other rides.

Kyle started walking towards it grinning,
Kyle, Cartman Stan and Kenny would always ride this thing when they were little.

Kyle laughed, "Go to the red one!" Kyle pointed and laughed,
Cartman grinned, That saying brought back old memorys.

They always said that at this ride,
'go to the red one'

Cartman didnt give a fuck when he was little what teapot he got into,
but Stan was obbsessed with the red teapot and clamied it spun the fastest.
Even though Cartman was pretty sure it was bullshit beacuse they
all looked to him like they went the same speed.

Kyle and Cartman ran and jumped into the red tea pot and laughed as they settled themselves in the familiar ride.
Cartman had his arm around Kyle and he threw his head back looking at the stars.
They were bright tonight.

Kyle put his head on Cartman's chest.
He had missed this so much.

A few moments went by and out of the blue Kyle started laughing.
Cartman looked at him and frowned,
"What?!"
Kyle laughed, "Nothing.
It's just, I dont know, It seems like were in a movie or something.
I mean come on, were sitting in a tea pots, stars are bright, Its fucking funny"

Cartman thought about this,"Hah, Yeah. Dude if this was a movie I'd be so fucking cheesy."
Kyle giggled, "Dude, If this was a movie, your character wouldnt be based on you."
Cartman frowned,
"Why the hell not?"
Kyle smiled, "Eric.. your not the romantic type."
"I can be the romantic type!" Cartman got deffensive.
Kyle laughed, "No you cant" He smiled.
Cartman glared, "Whatever. I'm not into that shit. fucking sue me."

Kyle laughed,
Probably beacuse this was a perfect setting,
It almost seemed like something that would happen in a dream or some shit like that.

Cartman held kyle in his arm,"Hey jew boy," Cartman looked down to him.
Kyle rolled his eyes, Of corse Cartman would ruin the moment with some imuture mark like that.

"If this was a movie, You know what would make It an even better movie?"
"what?"
"A makeout scene." Cartman grinned evily.
Kyle felt his cheeks getting hot and he looked down smiling.
He hated When Cartman made him blush. He felt like a fucking girl.

"Oh really?" Kyle looked up to him looked up smiling.
"Yea. My character would want that. What would your character think?"

Kyle knew the blush in his cheeks still hasent gone away.
"I think My character would want that too."
He replied knowing he was probably smiling like a freak or somthing.

Cartman grinned,
That smirkish grin that he used to pull off when he was younger
that said'I'm up to something'
Now that grin usually said 'he's in the mood.'

Cartman put hand on the other side of Kyle,and Cartman's Face stod a few inches away from his.
The first few secounds they sat still starring,
Then Kyle, Jumped to him, Pressing his lips against Cartman's.
Cartman jumped back in supprise then realized
what happened and leaned forward deepening the kiss.

Kyle cupped his hands on Cartman's neck forcing him closer,
and Cartman held onto his waist, Their lips where locked.
No movment to sepperate.
Cartman slid his hand under Kyle's shirt and held onto Kyle's back bringing him closer,
Kyle slid off the slippery seat of the tepot edge and laughed when he fell.
Cartman frowned, and saw Kyle laying down in the circular teacup.

Kyle smiled, "I slipped"
Cartman grinned, and put his hands on both sides of him,
"Ditzy jew." he lowered himself but only enough for their lips to touch.
He held still held his body up.
"This is better anyway" Cartman smiled,
Then leaned down to kiss him again,
This time letting his body go down with him.

Kyle felt Cartman's heavy weight against his small body.
It wasent uncomfortable, acctually feeling Cartman on every inch ofhis body was kinda hott.

Kyle managed to slowly get his arms wrapped around to Cartman's back.
He couldnt get his arms all the way around beacuse his back was too big
but he managed.
Kyled kissd Cartman back and put his hand through Cartman's shirt
and Kyle rubbed his back.

Cartman kissed him and slid his hand slowly down his stomach, then slowly to his pants,
he tried reaching in but his jeans,
But they were tight at fronts.
Cartman backed away from the kiss and laughed,
He looked down to Kyle's jeans's and quickly undid the button and zipper,
then leaned back down kissing Kyle again.

"That's Better." Cartman said between kisses.
He got his hand on Kyle's boxers and started slowly rubbing the
middle in a circular motion.
Kyle could feel himself getting hard,
Kyle kissed him harder, which let Cartman know he was doing a good job,
(Kyle kissed with more force when he's getting hard.)

Cartman did the circular motion faster and Kyle had to sepperate
the kiss for a few breaths and then kissed back. Cartman slowly slid
his hand up to his stomach and back down, his hand slowly into his boxers,
past Kyle's cock and started rubbing the inner side of his leg.

It kept inching and inching higher and higher,
Kyle let out a small moan, at the plesure he smiled then toke hold of the base of Kyle's cock,
The minneute Cartman grabbed hold of it,
Kyle moaned alittle louder, Cartman smiled wider and massaged him.
He knew just how Kyle liked it. He had two years of expirence with this jew.

Kyle started kissing Cartman's neck..
Then he stopped and frowned,
"What?"
"Eric.. what's this?"

Kyle started to tug his shirt down,
He saw a brown mark on his chest,
It looked like a bruise.

Cartman noticed this then moved Kyle's hand away,
and leaned closer,"Its nothing" he said and tried kissing him again.
When Kyle didnt kiss back he got frustrated.

"What?!"
"Just.. Just let me see what it is" Kyle said pulling Cartman's shirt up,
"No, No Kahl just leave it alone!" He said forcing his black shirt frowned,
"What is it?!"
"It's nothing alright?!"
"If it's nothing then let me see!"

Cartman starred at Kyle a few secounds Then got off him,
he sat onto the seat and rolled his eyes,
"You sure know how to ruin the mood kahl."
He glared.

Kyle sat up from his laid down position,
"I wasent trying to" Kyle said softly,
Kyle gently touched the top of Cartman's shirt,
"I just want to see-"
Cartman pushed him away forcfully
"NO!"
Kyle got back up "Why?!"
Cartman paused,
then glared and toke his shirt off.
There were other bruises on his body too..
new ones.
Kyle looked to the one on his chest,
Brown and yellow.
"Eric.."
"Accident." he interupted.
"Accident?"
Cartman put his shirt back on.
"Yeah."
"What did you do?"
Cartman was getting really irritated,
"I dont fucking remember alright?!"

Kyle jumped a alittle at Cartman's tone.
Cartman noticed this and undid his frown, and sighed.

"Look Kahl I-" Cartman put his arms to Kyle's arms while speaking.
Kyle backed away from him.
Cartman frowned,

"Stop it! I'm just trying to fucking tell you something!"
He grabbed hold of his arms again.
"look Kahl, I really dont remember" he said in a softer tone.
"I swear to fucking god."

He said softly.
Cartman relaxed his grip.

He rubbed his hand up and down Kyle's arm,
"I'm sorry alright?"

Kyle looked to him,
'Maybe it really was an accident..'

about six secounds later,
"Ok." Kyle said smiled,
"Ok then. Where were we?" Cartman grinned.
Kyle made a small smile backand let Cartman start kissing him again.

Kyle convinced himself to believe it.
Cartman did say sorry, which he rarely did.
And he seemed like he was telling the truth..

But a small part of Kyle still had this gut feeling it wasent an accident.


Kenny sat in his living room watching his static old Tv.
It only had four channels, which sense it's the only thing on,
you get pretty used to watching.

His brother Kevin was on the floor playing with his toy train.
Kevin dug it out of the garbage.

Kenny put a ciggerate to his mouth and inhaled,

"I'm tryin my best to keep this family together
but You just wont shut up and listen to me for one secound.."
He heard his mom in the kitchen,

Kenny exhaled the smoke.

"All you do is bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,Why the hell would I want to listen to you?"
He heard his dad.
"Well maybe if you got a job I wouldnt have to bitch to you all the time!"
"Yeah well -"
Kenny sighed.
A regular day at the MCormick house.
He was getting a headache so he left his house
and slammed the door behind him.

Kenny smiled. It was so much more peacful outside.
He liked it.

Kenny decided he could go over to Kyle's.
Hang out with him for a bit.
He's got nothing else to do.
He gets to Kyle's house and rings the doorbell.
Shelia answers, She smiles,
"Oh, Hello Kenny"
"Hi" Kenny smiled politely back."Is Kyle here?"
"Acctually no he's not. I think he's at Stan or Eric's house."
Kenny shrugged "Oh. Ok. thanks"
Shelia nodded and Kenny headed to Stan's.

Figgured that's where he'd be sense Kyle and Cartman
were in a huge fight so he's heard.
Kenny walks down the street from Kyle's house and rings the doorbell.

Randy answers, "Hey Kenny."
"Hey, Is Stan here?"
"Oh, Um, I'm not sure,"
Randy ducked his head inside the house,

"Sharron.. Sharron," he called
"What?" Kenny heard her answer inside the house somewhere

"Is Stan here?" Randy asked,
"No, He's at Wendy's, Remember?
He drove there a half hour ago"

Randy looked to Kenny,
"He's at Wendys." as if Kenny didnt hear her.

Kenny shrugged,
"Ok. Thanks" Kenny smiled and walked away.
Kenny heard Randy before he shut the door,
"Sharon, You let Stan at his girlfriends house without telling me?"
He called before he shut the door.

Kenny sighed,
He wish he had a car.
He have enough money for a Car.

Cartman and Stan are the only one's who could get one.
Kyle have could have but his mom's not even letting him get his permit
yet beacuse she said how its dangerous for kids their age to get on the road.

Kenny got out another ciggerate and lit it.
'Guess i'll go to Cartmans'

Kenny walked past Kyle's house and down that street and got to Cartman's.
He rung the doorbell.
A man answered, Kenny was confused for a secound then remembered.
'This must be the boyfriend Cartman always bitches about'

"Uh.. Hi, Is Cartman here?"
The man looked confused and cocked his head.
"Oh, I mean Eric" he corrected.
guy nooded,
"Nope, He's not. Dunno know where he went.
That boy's always headed for trouble.
You one of his friends?" he asked.

"Uh.. sort of."
"Oh.. Well sorry If Juniors been away for a bit,
He's always out with the red headed kid."
"Kyle?"
"Oh yeah, Uh if thats his name."
"Oh. Ok" Kenny said about to say bye
but something in the backround caught his eye.

He saw White decorations,
Like white curtains and flowers,

"Whacha got in there?" Kenny asked curriously.
"Oh, Plannin for the wedding."

Kenny's eyes went wide.
'The wedding?'
"Oh..." Kenny said not knowing what else to say.

'Cartman's moms gettin married? why didnt I hear about this?'

"Uh. Ok, Bye"
"Alright, take it easy kiddo." Rick smiled
"What's your name again sonny?"
"Kenny"
"Oh, Ok I'll tell Eric you stopped by then."
"Thanks" Kenny smiled and walked.
He walked down the street.

Kenny frowned,
'Where the fuck are all my friends?!'

Well he knew where Stan was, But didnt know where Wendy lived
So that wasent an option.
He smiled, He would like to get a peek of em making out though.
He pictured it and laughed to himself.

Kenny kept wondering about this Wedding..


Cartman and Kyle were back in his Car.
Cartman driving Kyle home.
Their conversation continued

"And he was being such a fucking dick!
he's like, If you hurt Kyle I'll kick your ass nah, nah nah nah nah."
Cartman immitaded Stan's voice.

"And then the assholes like," He imitaded his voice again
"Cartman,dont bother working on the project,"
He sighed, "Well he wouldnt fucking let me! he's so worried
about his fucking grades! he fucking pisses me off!"
Cartman frowned to the road.

Kyle sighed and looked down.
He really wished his best friend and boyfriend would get along.
Why couldnt they be friends like when they were younger?
Its like they switched off, Him and Cartman hated eachother when they
were younger, Stan and Cartman were fine,
Now Stan and Cartman hate eachother and him and Cartman were dateing.
Its fucked up.
Its hard how he can have two guys so close,
but yet they fucking hate eachothers guts.

"He's just looking out for me" Kyle said.
"buh" Cartman rolled his eyes.
'Corse you'd side with him' Cartman thought annoyed.

"I'm thirsty" Kyle said out of the blue.
"We can stop at a gas station and get a pop or something."

Kyle looked down and saw a water bottle with water in
the hold of his door.
Kyle bent down and opened it, "Its Ok, I'll have this"
Cartman looked at him, "NO! DONT DRINK-"
Kyle already drank before Kyle spat it out.

"WHat the fuck is this?!" he frowned in disgust at the bottle.
Cartman laughed, "Ha ha hah, Not water" he kept laughing.
"Dude.." Kyle began,
"Is this vadka?" he asked,

Cartman shrugged "Yeah."
Kyle frowned, and sat up in his seat adjusting himself,
"Ok, One, Why do you have alcohal, and Two, You cant
have this in the car! What if you got pulled over and the cops found it?!"

Cartman laughed again, "Yeah thats why its in a water bottle."
Kyle didnt laugh.
"you shouldnt be drinking."
Cartman shrugged.
Kyle rolled his eyes.
Cartman smokes, Kyle doesnt like that,
now he drinks. Fantastic.

Cartman got to Kyle's house and pulled
up to his driveway,
"Thanks" Kyle smiled takeing off his seat belt.
"Yep" Cartman laid back putting one hand to the steeringwheel,
Kyle leaned in to kiss him and Cartman kissed him back.
"Bye." Kyle smiled, and started walking to his door,

Cartman rolled down his window,
"Kahl!" He yelled out
Kyle turned around,
"Tell the douchebag I'm picking you up tomorow"
Kyle frowned "He's not a douchbag Cartman!"

Cartman laughed rolling back up the window and backed out of the
driveway. It was so funny to see him get mad so easily


Cartman opened the door to his house and dropped the keys onto the living room
table. It was probably 11 something he would guess.
It was dark. He thought everyone was asleep then.
The minneute he dropped his bag to the floor, a lamp flicced on.
Cartman looked and Rick stod there with his arms crossed.

Cartman didnt say anything.
he just frozen.

Rick looked down and sighed.
"Do you knonw what time it is Eric?"
Cartman hesitated to answer,
"uh.. no" He answered quietly.

Rick looked to his watch. "It's 12:45,
You were suppose to be home two hours ago."
Cartman frowned, "Sor-ry" he spat sarcastically,
Rick walked up to him and pushed him against the wall,
"Dont use that tone with me you little shit, I just asked you
a goddamn question."

Cartman didnt get up from kneeling down against the wall.
He sat silently, and looked up at Rick.
Hopeing, No praying he would go the fuck away.
His heart was pounding, He already hurt enough.
He had bruises everywhere.. It fucking hurt.
'Just agree with whatever he says and he'll go.
He wont hurt me, just agree with whatever he says'
Cartman told himself.
Cartman nodded in agreement to rick.

Rick kneeled down, infront of him,
"MAYBE, If you used," Rick pounded two fingers
to his head at each of his sentances
"YOUR, LITTLE FUCKING HEAD"
He stoped tapping, and stod up,
"Then you would be such a fucking screw up!"
Rick kicked him in the stomach and Cartman yelped in pain.
Rick laughed.

"How does that feel? Huh? It hurts?" He grinned
and kicked him on the side again.
Cartman jumped, trying to get away, He crawled the other way,
Rick grabbed onto his shirt pulling him his way,
"I thought you were fucking tough, Huh?
Stop running away little pussy be a fucking man"
Rick punched Cartman on the side of his neck and he yelped,
That stung.

Cartman could feel his eyes burn as they were shut.
'Dont cry, Dont cry, Dont fucking cry!'
Cartman sighed, trying to hold back the tears but
that just made it worse.
The minneute Cartman opened his eyes they were wattery and
felt a tear down his face.

"AWW" Rick smiled,
"The little wuss is crying.
You want your mommy eric?"

Cartman would frown, But he's too afraid.
Rick would probably hit him again if he even thought
he LOOKED at him the wrong way.
Cartman wasent taking any chances.

"God, Fucking baby. Your seventeen! grow up!"
He slamed Cartman to the floor and he fell over,
back first.
His back ached in pain, He felt like his spine was being stuck
with needles.
Rick grinned, "Your not fucking tough."
Rick kicked Cartman one last time hard against his side and
laughed walking off.

Cartman laid there. Once again.
Now he was deffeated.
He did the one thing He swore he would do, Cry.
He's never cried infront of anyone. EVER.
But that pain.. it hurt so fucking bad.
His pride was now lost.
He laid again on the floor.
his back hurts, his head hurts, his neck hurts
and his arms and legs hurt.

He slowly turned around, from his back to his stomach.
He wanted to get up from the floor, but just the thought
of lifting himself off the ground with how his arms were feeling
hurt to just think about it.
Tears were strolling down his face.
His face was red and puffy.
His whole body hurt.

'Why me?' He asked in nearly a whisper
He looked up to the ceiling as if he were talking to god,
"Why me?'


Author's Note:
Wow.
longer then I intended it to be..
But I hope you liked it!

Love and pain.. dude, That just gave
me the idea!
I'll make that as the chap title XD
haha just thought of it.
anyways, I love you reviewers!!