Cartman walked through the halls grunting.
It seems like he cant go anywhere without someone asking
about his mom's wedding tomorow.
Guess His mom invited the whole town to the thing.
'So much for forgetting it.' He thought to himself.

He opened his locker,
"Hey Cartman" He heard someone behind him.
He turned and saw token.
"Your mom invited my parents to her wedding tomorow."
Cartman rolled his eyes, looked back into his locker, mumbling
something under his breath token couldnt understand.
Token looked at him confused, "Uh.. Cartman?"
He spun around "WHAT?!" He yelled so loud the whole hall went silent starreing
at him. "Um.." Token glanced around nervously.
"Nevermind" He said and walked away.
Cartman glared.
He couldnt count how many fucking times people have told him that today.
He jamed a book into his locker, slammed it then kicked the locker.
It made a dent.

He looked behind him and saw everyone stareing at him in silence.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" He yelled.
Everyone immediatly started moving away, hurrying to their classes.
Cartman closed his eyes and sighed.
Then put his arms on his locker and rested his head in them.

He couldnt take the stress.
His mom was going to fucking marry that guy.
Tomorow.
and there was nothing he could do about it.
He had to put up with Rick's shit for another whole year
till he turns 18, which was forever away.
His head remained in his arms, and he felt like he was about to cry.

He bung his head into his locker
"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Fuck,"
He wimpered with closed eyes.
Then he toke a deep breath and sucked it up.
He couldnt cry. Not here.
Things were bad enough as it was, he didnt want his reputation to
be ruined along with it.

He toke another breath holding back tears, and turned and saw Kenny.
Starring at him right infront of him.
He wanted to scream 'What?!' in his face like he did everyone else.
Scare him off. He didnt want anyone near him right now.
But.. He didnt have the energy.
Instead he slowly looked down and let his back fell back onto his locker.

Kenny put a hand on his shoulder.
"It's Ok dude.." he said gently.
Cartman's eyes remained on the ground.
"No.. It's not" he said quietly.
"Nothing's Ok."
He looked up at Kenny, feeling his anger rising up again.
"NOTHING IS FUCKING OK!" He yelled.
Cartman expected Kenny to jump back.
But he didnt.
He saw.. Pity in his eyes.
Cartman rolled his eyes. He didnt need anyone feeling sorry for him.
"Dude, I know what it's like ok" Kenny said replacing his hand back on Cartman,
Which he shrugged away when he yelled at him.
"No you dont!"
"Yes I do!" Kenny frowned, "You think your the only one who's had a tough life?
try livin in my shoes for the past 15 years I put up with it!"

Cartman looked back down, He hated to admitt it.. but he was kinda right.

Kyle was walking down the hall's heading for his next class.
For some reason the hall's completely empty, was he late?!
The thought made him quicken his pace, He kept running, Then heard Cartman's
voice, He looked over and saw him talking to Kenny.
Kyle quickly went back behind a locker..
'What are they talking about?'

Kyle leaned in closer trying to hear them better.
Kenny said something,
Cartman said something.
Damn it, he still couldnt hear anything.
He quickly snuck past to another locker that was closer,
Luckily they didnt see anything.
Kyle leaned in..

"...Look, You just cant tell Kahl about this alright." He heard Cartman say
"Dude, I wouldnt do that. I mean Kyle being your boyfriend and all..
If he found out about this, who knows what he'd do."
Kyle frowned, clutching his hands together, 'find out about what?!'
Kyle saw Cartman turn away, "It fucking sucks dude, It really fucking does.
Kahl knows somethings wrong, But I cant fucking tell him I just cant!"
He saw Kenny put his hands on Cartman, "Trust me. It's better if noone knows but us.
It'll be our little secret."
He saw Cartman smile alittle, Then Kenny lurred him into a hug.
Cartman hessitated at first, but then slowly wraped his arms around him and hugged him back.
Kyle was speechless, he couldnt move.

'What the fuck were they talking about?!
What the hell, Cartman doesnt even hug ME like that!"

Just as Kyle's fists were tightening, And his shoe moved closer to get a closer
look, His foot sliped from the wet floor, and he fell back.
He forgot the janitor just mopped that spot.
Kyle quickly glanced up to see if they heard anything, They didnt,
But they werent hugging anymore.
"What we did just now, noone can find out about."

Kyle's eyes went wide, 'What did they do?!'
He heard Kenny laugh, "If you say so."
He saw Cartman turn walking a different direction,
"Though.." Kenny contiuned and Cartman turned around
"If some guy found out We did that they might get jelous."
Cartman rolled his eyes, and laughed alittle.
"Whatever Kenny."
Kenny started walking.. Kyle's way!
Kyle quickly got up and tried tiptoeing to the next locker..
"Kyle?" Kyle froze.
He looked up and saw Kenny.
"What are you doing?" He asked him with a puzzled look.
"Oh.. Uh.." Kyle laughed nervously "I um, I tripped."
"You tripped?" Kenny repeated in a nonconvinced tone.
"Hah" Kyle put his hand to the back of his neck.
"Well um, See ya later!" Kyle said, Before Kenny could get a word
in, Kyle was already racing down the hall.


Cartman Couldnt believe he just let Kenny MCcormick hug him a few minneutes ago.
He didnt even let his mom hug him.
Cartman rolled his eyes at his thoughts.
'I became such a fucking pussy' He thought.

A few feet away, Stan was tapping his pencil, on his paper
He was suppose to be working on.
He glanced over at Cartman who was stareing down to his.
As usual, not doing his work.. It looked like he hasent even blinked once.
Stan frowned 'What the hell is his problem!? He looks like a walking zombie'
He thought.

Stan couldnt figgure out why he even cared.
He hated him.
He glanced to Cartman again, Ok he did Care.
But only beacuse If Cartman was feeling bad, So was his best friend.
Cartman was acting weird enough as it was.
He just didnt want kyle to suck into Cartman's emotions again.
Whatever the hell they are.. Till yesterday he highly doubted Cartman had emotions.

Then he rolled his eyes and looked back to the paper,
"I shouldnt care.'


Kyle felt so lost.
The conversation Cartman and Kenny had in the hallways kept replaying over
and over in his mind.

"Dont tell Kahl.. Its fucking sucks, Kahl knows somethings wrong but I cant tell him I
fucking cant.."

Kyle rolled his eyes and looked down to his math sheet.
"Just focus on the homework" he mumbled to himself, looking down to his paper.
He stared at the numbers, trying to figure out the problem.

'X mineuse E take away ..' He put his pencil to his mouth.
'X mineuse X take away.. 57?'

Kyle glared and put his hand to his head.
'What the hell? I'm good at these their suppose to be easy for me!'

Kyle rolled his eyes and toke a deep breath staring at the problem.
He was usually really good at these.

'X mineuse E take away 57 divided by... Cartman wouldn't cheat on me would he?'

"Damn it!" He yelled putting his hands to his face.
He almost had the answer, He almost had the fucking answer but
he couldn't focus.

When he put his hands down he saw the whole classroom staring at him.
Including Mrs. Moore. "Oh, Um, sorry" He said weakly.

Everyone turned back to their tests and Mrs. Moore rolled her eyes.
Kyle sighed and looked back to the paper.
He couldn't fucking concentrate.
Then his mind floated back to his previous thought.. 'Would Cartman cheat on me?'
Kyle's heart felt like it got stabbed with a needle just thinking about it.

'Well..' He put the pieces together,
They told eachother not to tell him about something..
And he caught Kenny in the private room with Cartman and Cartman told
him not to ask.
And they might have kissed when he fell over
for all he knows.
Well Cartman said 'What we just did' just now no one could find out about.

Then Kenny's face popped back up into his head

"trust me,
It's best if no one knows but us,
It'll be our little secret.. Our little secret,
OUR LITTLE SECRET"

He couldn't.. They wouldn't..
Would they?

Kyle suddenly felt this burning sensation thickining
in his heart.

"Uggggghhh" Kyle groaned holding onto his head.
The class looked to him again.
Guess he said it a little to loud.

"Kyle Broflovski, Do you need to take some time in the hall?"
Mrs. Moore looked to him.

"Um, No Mrs. Moore, I'm fine."
"Good. Mind being a little quieter please while the other students
take their tests."
"Yeah."
"Ok then."

When Mrs. Moore looked away Kyle glared 'Bitch'

Kyle looked to his pencil and tapped it slowly.
'That couldn't be real.. It wouldnt happen.
Cartman wouldn't do that to me..... right?'


Kyle sat down at their regular table next to Stan who had his hand to
his head, not bothering to look up at him.
Kyle glanced around, then looked to Stan,
"Where's Kenny and Cartman?" He asked.

Stan shrugged still not looking up from his place.
"I dont know" he answered.

Kyle raised his eyebrow, "Dude.. Are you Ok?"
Stan raised his head "Oh wha? me? yeah."
Kyle frowned and crossed his arms unconvinced.
Stan rolled his eyes, "I dont know, Just stupid shit about Wendy.
I promised I'd go to her cheerleading compotition this friday, But then
I remembered I had this family reunion thing I was suppose to go to.
My parents have been bugging me about it forever, But I wasent thinking
when I agreed to go with Wendy."

"Oh.. Uh, What are you going to do?"
Stan shrugged, "That's what I'm trying to figgure out."

"Stan.. Maybe you should tell Wendy that you just cant go
to this ONE thing, I'm sure she'll understand"

Stan poked his fork into his broccolli, "Yeah Your probably right."
Kyle looked down to the table then looked back up at him.
"Stan?"
Stan looked up to him.
"Uh.." Kyle wondered how he should put this.

"If someone was really close to somebody.. Do you think that person would
go behind that person's back and date the one that the one their close to is dateing?"

Stan starred at Kyle for a mer secound then put his fork into his mashed pattatoes,
"Depends on who that someone was."
"Ok.."
"Well.. for Example, and this is just an example.. Let's say that when your dateing
Wendy, She goes behind your back and starts dateing Kenny"

Stan's face darkened, "Their not, are they?" he asked with a firce tone.
"No, no, no" Kyle put his hands up in deffense,
"I'm just saying If"

Stan's face soffened alittle then looked back to his plate,
"I dont think Kenny would do that.
He's too good a friend."

Kyle smiled and looked back to his kosher lunch his mom packed him.
"Acctually, Scratch that" Stan said. Kyle looked up to him.

"I dont know.. I mean this is Kenny.
He'll fuck anyone. I dont think he would..
But I couldnt be a hundred percent sure."

Kyle suddenly felt that his chest was tightening again..
He looked down.
"WHy?" Stan asked out of curriosity
"Oh, Um. I was just wondering."
Stan raised his eyebrow, "something your not telling me?"
"No I just.. I have this friend who has a friend like Kenny and -"
"Oh, Oh I get it" Stan interupted shrugging it off.

Silence filled the table.
"Are you going to Cartman's mom's wedding?" Kyle broke the silence.
Stan rolled his eyes, "I have too. My mom's makeing me."
Stan looked to Kyle again, "Cartman doesnt look to happy about it.
When I asked him about it earlier he started spazzing out."
Kyle looked at Stan with a serrious look, "Trust me dude.. He's not happy about it."


Cartman felt so fucking relieved when the school bell rang.
It seemed like the day would never end.
Now he didnt have to put up with all this, 'Cartman, Your mom's getting married tomorow?' Bullshit.
He grinned walking down the hall's and to his locker getting his key's out.

When he clossed his locker he saw kenny standing there.
He glarred, Didnt they already have a one-on-one personal talk today,
What does he want now?!

Kenny held out a pack of ciggerates, "You dropped this."
Cartman raised his eyebrow then toke the pack from his hand.
"I did?"
"Yeah, When you slammed your locker they fell out."
"Oh.. um.. Thannnks" he said slowly.
He was confussed on why Kenny didnt just take them?
He does shit like that.

"Why wouldnt you just take them?"
Kenny shrugged and leaned against the locker next to his.
"I figgure your goin through enough shit as it is."
Cartman gave him a tiny smile and swung his backpack over his shoulder
to put them in, Then he heard loud footsteps comming their way.

He turned and saw Kyle next to Kenny frowning.
Looking from Cartman to Kenny, "Hi guys." He said in a nonfriendly tone.
"Um.. Hi" Cartman said slowly.
'What the fuck is his problem?'

"So.. What have you guys been talking about?" Kyle asked trying to sound
casual.
Kenny shrugged, "Not much."
Kyle looked to him and scowled "Uh huh."

Kenny felt puzzled.
'Why is he lookin at me like that?'

Kyle looked back to his boyfriend,
"Anything.. interesting been going on?"
Cartman frowned, 'What the fuck is he trying to get at?'
"Noo.."

"Hm." Kyle answered.
Then he grabbed Cartman's arm, "Come on, Let's leave."
He said pulling Cartman to the doors.
Kenny stod there watching Kyle pull him away.
'What the fuck?'


Cartman yanked his arm away from Kyle,
"What the hell was that for?!"

Kyle didnt answer.
Just opened the car door and got in.
Cartman glarred. 'Whatever' he thought.

He got into the front seat and started driving.
"So.." Kyle began with cross arms.
"Something your not telling me?"
Cartman frowned, "What the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about you and Kenny!" He threw his hands in the air.
Cartman felt confused as ever

"What about me and Kenny?"
"Yes.. What about you and Kenny?!" Kyle spat sarcastically.

Then it all came to Cartman.. He must have heard them talking..
Kyle must know about Rick.. and what he does.
Cartman sighed and turned the corner, "It's nothing Ok." He muttered.

"No! It's something! Why are you keeping this from me?!"
"I'm not keeping SHIT from you!" Cartman protested.
Kyle starred at him and looked out the window.
'He cant even tell me the truth.'

Cartman glarred and continued driving to Kyle's house.
Silence toke place all the way there.
When Cartman finnaly got there, Kyle got out and slammed the door,
stalking into his house.
Cartman rolled his eyes and started his car.
'Didnt think he'd be pissed about it.'

He got home and threw his key's on the table.
He looked and saw Decoration's all over the fucking house.
A wedding dress on the couch, White curtains, Shampain.
"Yes, Yes It's tomorow! I know I'm so excited!" he heard
his mom squeeled on the phone.

Cartman rolled his eye's and went upstairs into his room.
Turning on his Cd player, and just laying on the bed.
He couldnt fucking take this.


Honestly.. That prob wasent one of my best
chapters. Sorry :(
But It'll get better in the next Chap. I promise!
MAJOR SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!! SERRIOUSLY!

anyways.. Please comment. :)
Again, as always, My reviewers are the best.
Serriously, You guys are the best
p.s, Sorry I didnt post this yesterday, I was working
on this chap and wasent finished till now.