Authors note
Strong sexual content.
If your not into that kinda stuff, Then.. idk, Try to skip It.
(lol, I didnt make a line where it stops and begins.. sorry)
ENJOY :D

Kyle laid In Cartman's arms still on the porch.
Never left the spot.
The cold wind blew into his face but he could hardly notice.
He was exactly where he's wanted to be.
It was all so clear to him now.
There was no Kenny-Cartman thing.
It was this.

This was the thing that.. changed him.
Kyle didn't think Cartman noticed but everyone around him has.
Cartman had his arm around him, holding Kyle close.

It felt so good to tell someone about this.
He still couldn't fucking believe Kyle believed him.
Kyle thought Rick was awesome and the minneute
He told him how he really was, He believed him.

He smiled at the thought.
He never noticed how much he missed holding Kyle like this until now.

Smelling the sweet scent of his red hair, Him laying on his chest.
He had forgotten how fragal Kyle was, and how small he is.
It felt almost cute.
Cartman stroked his fingers through Kyle's hair, and Kyle was looking
off into space. Looking like he was thinking deep about something.

All the sudden Cartman felt his pocket vibrate. Kyle looked to it.
Cartman got his arm off Kyle and reached for his pocket grabbing his cellphone.
It lit up, Calling,

'Mom'

Cartman rolled his eyes.
Usually he just ignores her call, but he knew he couldnt
right now. "Shh.." He puts his finger to his lips to kyle,
Not to say anything.

Cartman pressed answer.
"Hello?"
"Eric, Where were you, I didn't see you at the wedding" He heard
Lianne's angry voice.
Cartman glared, "I was there, I was in the back."
"Oh.. You were?" Lianne's voice softened a little.
"Yeah."
"Oh.. Um.. Ok. Well Any who, Me and Rick are going on our honeymoon,
The Nelson family were nice enough to give us to airplane tickets to Vegas!
The plane's leaving in a few hours, But we stop at home without missing the flight.
Are you Ok Being home alone for a day or two?"

Cartman sighed irritated.
Then again.. No Rick was going to be here.
The thought made him smile,
"Yeah Mom, I'll be fine."
"Oh, Ok good.
Oh and Sweetie? You dont happen to know where Kyle is do You?
His mother is really worried, He went to the bathroom and never came back."
Cartman's eyes widdened, and he put the phone to his knee
"Your mom is looking for you!" Cartman whispered to Kyle.

Kyle's heartbeat went faster, "Oh, Um.. Um.. Ask if Stan's left already"
Cartman frowned confused, But just went with it.
"Uh, Mom, Did Stan and his family leave yet?"
"Oh um, yes. I recall them leaving awhile ago, Why?"
Cartman put the phone down again and turned to Kyle
"Why?" He whispered.

"Ok, Tell her.. Tell her I went to Stan's house"
Cartman smirked, "Thats a lame excuse."
Kyle frowned, "You got a better one?"
Cartman stared at him blankly then picked up the phone,
"Mam? Kahl went to Stan's house. He um.. He called me earlier."
"Alright. Well that's good to hear. I'll tell his mother.
Now, You be a good boy now Eric"

Cartman pinched beetween his eyes,
He hated that she still treated him like he was eight.
"Ok mom."
"Alright, I love you sweetie!"
Cartman glanced at Cartman nervously then turned around,
"Love you too" he said, Kyle made a face and gave a sarcastic "Awww"
Cartman rolled his eyes.

"Bye hun, Oh and Rick loves you too"
At that moment Cartman glared and hung up the phone.

"What did she say?" Kyle asked.
"Rick and my mom are going on a honeymoon I guess.
I have to stay here alone a few days" Cartman fiddled with his fingers.

A few secounds later Kyle snatched the phone out of Cartman's hand
remembering he had to Call Stan!
He quickly dialed in the number and tapped his fingers impatiently.
RIIIINGG

"Please be home" he begged.

RIIIINGG

"Hello?" Stan's voice came up,
"Hey dude" Kyle smiled.

"Kyle? Kyle where did you go?! Your mom was freaking
out! And.. And why are you calling from Cartman's number?
Your at Cartman's house?!"

"Yeah, I came here, Stan can you do me a big favor?"
Stan raised his eyebrow to the phone.
"Depends on what it is" He said suspiciously.

"Ok, My mom is going to call your house soon,
and I need you to tell her.. That I went to your house"
"Dude! I'm not lying to your mom!"

"Come on dude please, I need to get out of this,
I really need your help."

There was a pause on the other line then Stan sighed.
"Ok Kyle." He agreed.
"Thanks" Kyle smiled.

"Ok, So your comming over here now?" Stan asked.
"Uh, Yeah I can probably make it there in a few minneutes"
Cartman mouthed 'No'

Kyle put up a finger, "hold on" he whispered but
Cartman iggnored him and grabbed the phone from his hand while
stan was still talking.

"Tell Stan to tell your mom your sleeping over at his house."
"But Dude, I'm not sleeping over at his house."

"I know." Cartman made a sly grin "You'll be sleeping at mine"
Kyle's heart immediatly paced faster,
was he serrious?

Kyle grabbed the phone and put it to his ear,
"Kyle? Kyle are you there?" He heard Stan's voice.
"Yeah.. Yeah I'm here. Actually Stan, Just Tell my mom I'm sleeping
over at your house."
"Um.. Ok. I'll tell My mom your comming over" Stan said with footsteps.
"No Wait!" Kyle said fast.
"What?"

Kyle looked at Cartman who had a amused grin on his face.
"Uhh.." Kyle began.
'Do I really want to do this?'

He asked himself.
He had dreamed about sleeping over with Cartman,
But now that it actually might happen he felt really.. nervous.
"What Kyle?" Stan repeated.
Kyle looked to Cartman who was still smiling,
'That's the longest Ive seen him smile in weeks.'

The thing was, Kyle and Cartman never had.. Sex.
They couldve. They'd been together for two years,
But they never went past that.
Cartman's wanted to. Kyle know's how much Cartman's wanted to.
But to Kyle, Losing his virginity was an important thing.
He wanted to savor it.

Not like Cartman cared.
Cartman lost his virginity in the 8th grade to a slut.
Well, Before he addmitted finnaly that he was Gay.

The moments Kyle and Cartman could have been that intamit,
Kyle would stop him, Then Cartman would get all mad calling him
a fucking tease, But eventually Cartman got over it.
He knew the whole, "Losing virginity" bullcrap was a stupid thing for him.

"KYLE!" He heard Stan getting frustrated.
"Oh, Sorry Um.." He glanced at Cartman one last time
who was grinning.
'I'm going to have to lose it some day' he thought.
And why not it be with the guy he's loved and been with for two years?
Kyle closed his eyes, and sighed slowly.
"Stan, I'm going to be sleeping at Cartman's."
He said firmly.

"Kyle?! WHat?! No No. No, no, no, no, no"
Kyle frowned, "What do you mean no?!"
"I mean Kyle, You cant be serrious about sleeping over there"
"Why not?!"
"Kyle.. Listen, Ok, Cartman is really sexualy active, Ok? You know that.
And Youve never slept over with him before.. If you do, What do you think
he's going to want to do?"

Kyle looked down to the wooden porch, "Stan I can take care of myself."
"Kyle You said you wanted to wait"
"Yeah well I changed my mind."
Silence went over the phone.

"Ok Stan, If you were a real friend you would cover for me,
Alright? Cartman's not going to make me do anything.
I am in complete control over what I do."

Stan held the phone to his ear doubtfully.
He knew Kyle gave into Cartman easily.
"You sure?" Stan asked.
"Positive."
"Well.. Ok dude, whatever."
Kyle smiled "Thanks Stan"
"Yeah. No problem" He said slowly,
Kyle smiled, "I gotta go, Call You tomorow?"
"Yeah. Um. Sure"
Kyle grinned and hung up the phone.

Stan heard the dial tone on the other end then
slowly brought it away from his ear and pressed End.
This whole thing with Kyle sleeping over at Cartmans..
He was , Kyle hasent seen Cartman smile so much in a long time.
Let alone a whole day.
He looked so much happier when Kyle was there.

Kyle sat in the dark livingroom with Cartman,
The only light on was the light shinning from the Tv.
They had a large blanket over them on the couch.
Kyle felt nervous as fuck. He knew Cartman was going to
try to do something. That's how his boyfriend was.
Sue him for having a raging sexdrive.

Kyle only laid in Cartman's arms for now, laying on his chest.
Every time Cartman made a movement Kyle jumped.
Cartman raised his eyebrow, "You Ok?" he asked.
"Oh, Um yeah."
Cartman shrugged it off and smiled, Then he lightly stroked his
fingers through Kyle's hair.
Cartman had always loved his hair.. He remember how mad he used
To get that Kyle hid under that green hat all the time.
He was so fucking relieved in the 9th grade he finnaly toke it off.
Cartman leaned down and kissed Kyle on the cheek which he simply just smiled
at. Secretly hopeing all they would do was make out.

Cartman rolled his finger up and down Kyle's arm,
"I've missed this" he whispered in werry tone.
Kye looked up to him feeling his curls fall back.
"Me too" he whispered.

Cartman gave him a tiny smile to the responce then
slowly lowered his head down, Kissing Kyle's lips.
Kyle kissed him back, Kyle tounge kissed him and Cartman tounge kissed back.
Cartman slowly sat up alittle not releasing his lips to Kyle's but positioning himself on his side
and put his hand on Kyle's back, pushing towards him, forcing Kyle closer.
They still tongue kissed in and out and Kyle put his arm on Cartman's side.
Then they kissed harder, and Cartman slowly positioned himself ontop of Kyle,
Not on him, He held himself up. Cartman released the kiss and
As he held himslef off the Tiny Jew's body,
Cartman pinned down both Kyle's arms above his head.

Cartman looked down darkly at him with an evil grin.
Kyle couldnt help but notice the way Cartman's Brunnete hair in the front
fell back onto his forhead perfectly as he sat up gazing at him.. With his Dark brown
eyes. Seeing Cartman this close to him, pinning him down looking at him with that look,
Was just enough to make him cum in his pants. He looked to sexy right now he had to addmit.

Cartman laughed alittle, "How long has it been sense we fucking did this?"
Kyle could feel the heat rising from Cartman's body down to his.
Everything felt like it was getting hott.
"Too long" Kyle said desperetly wanting to kiss him, Kyle pushed him down towards him and put
his lips to Cartman's But Cartman released again. Kyle felt himself getting agitated.
Couldnt Cartman see he was horny right now? Kyle frowned at Cartman's sudden stopping.
Cartman store down at him, Feeling pleased how obvious Kyle wanted him so badly.

Kyle's face darkened, "Stop doing that"
Cartman laughed, "Stopping?"
"YES!"
Cartman laughed again and leaned back down almost kissing him but not quiet.
He finnaly let go of Kyle's arms, and slowly fell onto Kyle,
Putting his hand's behind Kyle's back.
Cartman and Kyle's faces were about 2 inches apart,
Kyle could feel Cartman's warm breath on his face.
"It's Ok. Everyone know's Jew's cant go long without getting any,
Of corse they get cranky if they dont."

Kyle frowned and suddenly felt angry,
"Cartman! Stop belividing My people! You fucking hitler loving -"
Before Kyle could finish Cartman's tounge was already in Kyle's mouth.
Kyle instantly forgot what he was mad about and his anger fazed away.
Cartman backed out one last time,
"Your fucking hot when your mad" He grinned and leaned back in kissing him.
Before long, Kyle felt so fucking hott, Literaly, He was sweating from kissing so much.
He leaned up, backing Cartman off, "Hold on" He said almost out of breath, He toke off
his shirt and toke Cartman in his hands kissing him again.

Cartman backed away and looked at Kyle's stomach and laughed.
He moved his pudgy fingers along his tiny stomach.
"Dude, Your fucking scrawny"
Kyle frowned, "I'm not scrawny!"
"I can see you fucking ribcage jew"
Kyle looked down, "Its not that noticeable.
Your makeing me sound fucking anorexic!"

Cartman smiled, "Your not anorexic" Cartman leaned down and started
tounge kissing Kyle's neck sucking onto it, and moving his body slowly up and down.
Kyle closed his eyes, Looking up. He really wished his hair wasent so fucking big.
It felt so fucking hott in here.
Girls are lucky, They can just put their hair up in a pony tail and their fine.

Kyle felt Cartman from kissing his neck, then slowly down to his chest.
Then slowly down to his stomach, Kyle tried not to moan for the sake of being embarresed
of how it might sound, But he couldnt keep it in any longer.
He let it out and Cartman laughed still kissing him, Then he lower down to his bottem stomach.
He stopped kissing, Sat up and undid his button, and zipper,
Cartman looked up at Kyle as he slowly started takeing his pants down.
Kyle was nervous, scarred, and excited. All at once.
and just seeing Cartman inbetween his legs like that.. Just made him so much fucking harder.

Cartman grinned and started to kiss from his stomach and slowly down, Slowly, and slowly, slowly,
Then he got to the boxers, Looking at Kyle Cartman toke them off,
Kyle's heart was beating faster, and Cartman grinned kissing lower, and lower and, he grabbed
Hold of Kyle's Dick and put his mouth at the end of it, Slowly sucking it, and moving it around his
mouth with his toungue.
Kyle felt so much fucking plesure that he had to grab hold of Cartman's shoulders,
Probably digging his fingers into his skin and throw his head back making small noises.
Cartman smiled when he saw this and sucked him deeper.
The deeper he got, the louder Kyle became, and Cartman fucking loved it.
Loved being complimented on how good he is, by Kyle's noises.
Made Cartman start getting hard hearing Kyle like that.

Finnaly after 2 more minneutes, Cartman started kissing back up to Kyle's stomach,
then chest, then neck, and traveled his way back up to Kyle's mouth.
Kyle could taste his own cum in Cartman's mouth.
But it was still totally hott.

Cartman felt his hair becomming hott, He leaned out of the kiss and toke his shirt off
and began kissing him again.
Kyle noticed while kissing Cartman the black and blue bruises all over his body.
"Cartman?" He asked, Cartman didnt stop kissing him, "What?" He asked, with his eyes
Closed and kept kissing him, "I.." Cartman kept kissing him,
Kyle pulled his head back so he could get in a sentance.
"I.." He strolled his finger gently over his bruises, "I dont want to hurt you"
He said fearing if he felt up hard against his body he'd hurt him beacuse of the bruises.
"You wont hurt me" Cartman said then immediatly started kissing him again,
"You sure?" Kyle said then kissing Cartman again.
Cartman barly let Kyle get a breath in for how much he's kissing him.
"Yeah" he said quickly then started kissing him again.
Kyle tounged him back. Then Cartman sat up, and Unbuckled his pants takeing them down,
and leaned his lower body against his, "You ready?" He asked with an evil grin.
'Oh my god.. He wants to do it.. He wants to fucking do it.. what should I do?! what do I want to do?!'
Kyle started freaking out, Cartman already had his dick closer and closer to Kyle's hole..
closer and closer..

"Wait!" Kyle stopped him.
Cartman looked up instantly annoyed.
Kyle always did this.
"I.. I dont know If I'm ready" he said.
"Your ready" Cartman said starting to kiss him again.
Kyle backed up again, "No Cartman, I really dont know if I should."
Cartman rolled his eyes, and sat his body up, with his hands holding him up over
Kyle's head. "Kahl.. How long have we been dateing?"
"Two years."
"Right.. Dont you think It's about time we do this?" He asked in a sweet tone.
"Cartman I, I just dont know."

Cartman rolled his eyes and pulled his boxers back up, and got off from Kyle
sitting beside him. "Your a fucking tease you know that?"
"Cartman.. Havent you read the saying, If your boyfriend presures you into having
sex then he's not a good boyfriend?"
Cartman cleared his throat, "Yes, But you see Kahl, I'm not pressureing you,
I'm just telling you the facts."

Kyle looked down..
Cartman toke this as his opertunity.
Cartman leaned his face next to Kyle "Kahl.." he said softly
In that athoritive tone that always turned Kyle on.
"Remember when We were kids and we wore condoms all the time
beacuse the girls said we had a dissease?"
Kyle thought back and laughed.
Good times.

"Yeah."
"And remember when Stan asked Chef how old you should be when you have
sex, How old did he say?"
"..Seventeen."
"Right. and how old are we?"
Kyle looked down still thinking hard about this.

Cartman possitioned himself back ontop of Kyle again,
"Please" Cartman kissed his left cheek
"Just" He kissed his right cheek
"Do it" He kissed his forhead
"For me?" he french kissed his lips.

Kyle kissed him back, then cartman backed up waiting for a responce.
Kyle looked up to him and Cartman put his fingers through Kyle's hair.
".. Ok" Kyle whispered.
Cartman smiled and started kissing him again, and toke off his boxers..

Cartman opened his eye's to darkness.
He looked around and found himself in the livingroom, on the couch,
and looked down and saw Kyle asleep in his arms.
He smiled, Kyle looked so peaceful when he slept.
His eye's were closed and he laid in Cartman's arm breathing in and out.

Cartman laid his head back and sighed.
Kyle finnaly let him fuck him.
He's been waiting for this day for a long time.
Now His boyfriend cant use the whole
'Cartman, I dont want to lose my virginity yet' bullshit.

Cartman looked back down to Kyle in his arm.
He could watch him sleep for hours.
Cartman suddenly felt a craving in his stomach..
And it wasent ciggerates.
Cartman iggnored it and tried going back to sleep.
A few minneutes later, The craving just got worse.
He had a sudden urge to get a drink of vodka.
He could practically taste it in his throat.
He tried iggnoreing It once more, But the more he waited
The bigger the urge became.
Finnaly Cartman couldnt take it anymore.
He decided he was just going to have one sip.
He slowly tried to remove his arm from beneth Kyle.
Slowly and carefully, He would hate to wake him up.

He slowly inched closer and closer away from Kyle's back.
Slowly.. Slowly.
YES! He was Free. Kyle didnt move.
Cartman smiled and tiptoed into his kitchen and opened the white
vodka bottle.
He opened it and had a sip.
The urge was gone. The burning felt so good.
Then he had another sip, and another, and another.
Before he knew it he was almost done with the bottle,
Behind him he heard a noise,
Kyle walked in sleepily with a blanket around his body and his
eyes squinted, He asked in a tired voice, "What are you.."
Cartman twirled around at the sound of his voice.

Kyle glimpsed at the bottle and rubbed his eyes,
"Why are you drinking that?" He asked, his tired low voice
now vanished.
"I um.." Cartman began looking to the bottle and back to Kyle,
"I was just having a sip" He said.

Kyle frowned, "You drunk almost the whole bottle in one fucking sip?"
Cartman looked back to the bottle then back to him.
"It was almost empty when I got it."
Kyle was now frowning and leaned against the doorway from the living
room to the kitchen.
Cartman rolled his eyes, flung the fridge open, slammed the bottle back and
shut it, He turned to Kyle, "Happy?!"
Kyle kept his angry gaze, "Yes."
Cartman looked down.

Kyle's face soffened, "Are you comming back to sleep?"
Cartman glared, "Yeah. After this." He said trotting upstairs going to his room.
Kyle slowly went to the couch and laid his head back down.
He heard Cartman's heavy footsteps come down the stairs and Kyle opened his eyes.
Cartman had a ciggerate and lighter in his hand, "Right after this" Cartman said.
Kyle rolled his eyes, and Cartman went outside.

The next morning..

"RIIIIING
RIIIIIIING"

Sharron picked up her phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Sharron, It's Shelia.
Um can You send Kyle over early today,
I forgot he had a dentist appointment at four."
"Kyle? Um.. Kyle's not over here."
Shelia's eyes went wide "Wha,Wha,WHAT?!
What do you mean he's not there?!
Your son assured me yesterday we was sleeping over!"

"Well um..I dont know why Stanly did that but
Kyle's deffinently not over here."
"Oh My god! Oh My god what should I do?!"
"Calm down Sheila, everything's going to be alright"
Stan came from around the corner and heard his mom.

"What's going on?" He asked forgetting about yesterday.
"Hold on Sheila," Sharron put the phone to her shoulder
and looked angerily at her son.
"Stanly! Why did you Tell Kyle's mom Kyle was sleeping over here tonight?!"
Stan's eyes widdened. 'fuck'
"Uhh.."
"Nevermind, she said quickly, she put the phone back to her ear.
"Shelia call the police" she said.

"NO!" Stan said quickly.
Sharron looked confused at Stan.
"I.." Stan didnt want Kyle to get introuble with the police.

"I know where Kyle is"
Sharron's eye's widdened, "Where is he?!"
Stan sighed, "He's at Cartman's house."

"What do you want?!" Cartman called from his kitchen, asking about breakfest.
"Um.. I dont know. Do you have poptarts?"
Cartman looked through a cabnit, "Yeah."
"Strawberry?"
Cartman looked through the cabnit.
"Yeah"
"I'll have that"
"one or two"
"One"
Cartman smirked, "I'm making you two, your skinny as fuck"
Kyle frowned, "I'm not that skinny!"
Cartman laughed, "I'm making you two" he said.
kyle rolled his eyes.
He got his clothes back on.
Last night was.. amazing.
He couldnt believe that actually happened.
He couldnt believe he wasent a virgin anymore.
And that.. That Cartman was his first.

Cartman came out with his blue sweatpants and oversized
gray shirt with a plate of four poptarts and put it on the livingroom table
infront of Kyle.
Kyle smiled, Cartman never really made anything for him. Rarely.
Anytime he asked for food Cartman usually said, 'make your own goddamn food jew.'

Kyle toke a bite of his poptart, He was glad things changed.
Suddenly the door banged open, Kyle looked and His mom and Sharron stod there!
"Kyle!" She said angerily marching up to him.
Cartman backed up. This was not going to be pretty.

Shelia held her son up by the arm, "You told me you were going to Stan's house!
You know better then to sleep over at Erics!"
Sharron stod beside her frowning and crossing her arms, almost as angry as sheila.
Kyle tried to get out of his mom's grip.

"You would never let me sleep over at Erics!" He frowned to her.
"Your dateing him Kyle! what kind of mother would I be to let you spend the night
here?! Come on!" She said yanking him to the door.
"Ma! Fuck off!" he yelled trying to yank himself away from her,

"Kyle you do not use that tone with your mother do you understand me?!"
She yelled in his face,

"And you -" Shelia looked at Eric, "You stay the hell away from my son"
and she stormed out.
Cartman stod there utterly stunned.
Sharron walked out the door, before closing it she turned to him,
"You should be ashamed of yourself" She frowned and slamed the door.

Cartman couldnt move.
He couldnt fucking believe that just happened.

"Ma! Ma, Let go of me!" Kyle yelled trying to escape from her hand.
Shelia swung the door open with her free hand and pulled him inside their
house. She pulled him and pulled him till they reached His dad's office.
It was saturday so He didnt have to work at the courthouse till late.
"DO you know what your son did last night?!" Sheila Yelled so loud
Gerold jumped from his rolling chair.
He spun around, "What?"

His wife looked serriously pissed off.
"He spent the night at Eric's last night!"
Gerold's eyes went wide. "He what?"
"He lied to me! Telling me he was sleeping over at Stan's
house, Then went off to sleep at his boyfriends!"

His dad frowned, "Kyle! What were you thinking?!"
Kyle didnt respond, Just frowned down at the ground,
"You are never to go over there again without supervision
understod?!"

Kyle didnt respond again.
He knew he was just going to anyway.

"Did you.." His dad paused,
Kyle looked up to him,
"Did you two.. Get intimite?"
Kyle frowned, "That's none of your fucking buisness!"

"Wha WHa WHAT?!" His mom yelled.
"Kyle! Really?! How could you do this?! How could
you liberatly go behind our backs, Misuse our trust and..
You did didnt you?"

Kyle kept his frown and rolled his eyes, "Whatever"
He said walking away going up the stairs,
"Kyle! dont walk away from your father when he's talking to you!
Kyle!" His mom yelled, Kyle slammed his door.
"Fine Kyle, Your grounded for 2 months! Maybe longer if you keep that
attitude up!" He yelled up the stairs.

Kyle rolled his eyes and sat on his bed frowning
He held his head with his hands.
He started thinking about Cartman.. He probably feels so weird
now. Kyle felt his heart drop.
Then he slowly toke out his cell phone and started to text.

Cartman was outside smokeing. He really needed one after what happened.
Fucking weak.
He toke his drag off his ciggerate and wondered if His mom and Rick were
comming home today or not.
He flicced ash off his ciggerate and felt his phone vibrate.
He picked it up and opened it.

'One new messgage.
From: Kyle"

Cartman's heart pounded.
He slowly pressed the open button.

From: Kyle

Are you there?

Cartman wondered if he should iggnore this..
But he didnt.

Kyle sat on his bed waiting for a responce.
He tapped his fingers hoping he'd respond.
'Maybe He'll iggnore it, beacuse today was so fucking weird' he thought.
Kyle gasped, 'What if the next time I see him it'll be so fucking akward?!'
Just at that moment his phone vibrated.

'One new message.
From: Cartman '
Kyle smiled and pressed open.

From: Cartman

Yeah.

Kyle starred at the text.
'Yeah? that's it?'
Kyle pressed respond, He texted.

'Sorry about what happened.. lol??
and pressed send.

Kyle sighed. He hated waiting for responces.
Then the thought appeared in Kyle's head.
'How the fuck did they know I was at Cartmans?!'

A ball of anger twisted itself in Kyle's gut.
He typed, "Fuck you Stan" and sent to Stan.

Then his phone vibrated.

'One New message
from: Cartman"

Kyle pressed open and read,

'From:Cartman

Whatever. How pissed r your rentz?'

Kyle texted back, "Very pissed"
He pressed send then his phone vibrated,
'One new message
From: Stan'

Kyle pressed open.

'What?'

Kyle rolled his eyes and iggnored it.
He knew Stan did it.
Noone else knew.
His phone vibrated again,

'One New message
from: Cartman'
He pressed OPEN

'From: Cartman

LMFAO! XD'

Kyle smiled, This was a good sign.
Kyle texted back,
'lol :) what are you doing?'

They texted back and forth.

From:Cartman
Not shit. u?
From:Kyle
Nm. I hate stan.
From:Cartman
:) y?
From:Kyle
He's the reason we got caught.
From:Cartman
hah. fucking butt munch. I thought
it was him.

Kyle opened another text thinking it was from Cartman,
no, It was from Stan.
'Dude, Answer me'

Kyle rolled his eyes and iggnored it.
He went back to texting Cartman,

'From:Kyle
Yea. I fucking hate him.'
'From:Cartman
Finnaly! praise the lord!'
'From:Kyle

'From:Cartman
You were fucking hott last nite. ;)'

Kyle starred at the text and felt himself blush.
He slowly started texting back..
'Not so bad yourself. ;) '

Then his mom walked in.

"Kyle? KYLE! No cellphone's either!"
His mom grabbed the phone from his hand
"Hey! Give that back!" Kyle yelled, But his mom already slamed the door
shut with the phone In her hand.
Kyle tightened his fists in frustration.
He grabbed a pillow and screamed into it getting onto his bed.

Shelia walked down the steps and felt Kyle's phone Vibrate,
She opened it,

'One new message
From: Cartman'

Curriously she pressed open to the message.

'From:Cartman

Yea, ur a fucking good kisser too :p '

His mom frowned.
She pressed replie and slowly tried to figgure out
how this whole texting thing worked and finnaly got The
letters right.

Cartman was leaned against his house still smokeing a cig,
Egerly awaiting His boyfriend's message.
His phone vibrated and Cartman smiled and pressed open.

'From:Kyle

I told you to stay the hell away
from my boy.
Do not text him again.'

Cartman starred down the phone.
'That bitch must have toke away Kyle's
phone. He rolled his eyes and shut his phone.
"Bitch" he muttered takeing another drag of his cig.

Authors note
Personally.. This turned out better then I thought it would.

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