A/N: I saw Mamma Mia and I loved it! It is now my second favorite movie (no musical can take the place of rent, of course)

Chapter 5: We're Okay

May 24th 9 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Joanne's Office

A tall young pale woman stood in Joanne's office doorway, wearing a black mini skirt.

"Hello, lover."

The Lawyer looked up to see, her former secretary and current girlfriend, Candace. Joanne wasn't in love with Candace, she didn't even love her. Candace was more like a toy or a Maureen substitute. Only Candace was one of those substitutes that was cool and let you do anything, but when you ask her to help you with a math problem, she tells you to do it for homework.

"Hey, what you brings you here?"

"I was going to a job interview and.." Candace shut the door behind her. "I started feeling really horny."

Candace took her shirt and threw it at Joanne. She then began to do a little sexy dance as she pulled her skirt down, with her red heels still on. Candace swayed her hips as she walked towards Joanne, sitting on her lap. Maureen opened the door to the office.

"What the fuck is this?" Maureen said, looking at Joanne and Candace with disgust.

"Oh my God!" Candace said, grabbing her clothes and leaving.

Joanne threw her head down with embarrassment.

"So, you cheat on me with the younger, sluttier version of myself?"

"Candace is nothing like you, Maureen." Joanne said with her head still on the desk.

"Damn right! I would never wear a pink bra and orange panties…….orange panties are so fugly…like.."

"Don't say it." Joanne said, sitting up.

"Her! Candace is fucking ugly!"

"What do you want?"

"I came by to talk about our daughter."

"Yeah, she takes things too far like…"

"Don't say it."

"Her mother!"

"Ugh!"

"Maureen, lets just see how long she can hold this lie. Remember when we first dated and you lied about having a job."

"Jo, I never lied." Maureen said smiling.. "I just never told you what I did."

"I don't know why you didn't just tell me." Joanne said.

"I thought you would dump me."

"I didn't care what you job you had…I was in love with you and wanted to be with you."

Maureen and Joanne shared a warm hearted smile.

"I also came by to tell you that I am fine with you and that creature dating…..It would've been nicer if you didn't lie to me about you two seeing each other. Maybe Elsie got her lying from you"

"I'm sorry." Joanne said. "Really, I am."

"Your are forgiven. I should be going"

Joanne stood up and walked around her and hugged Maureen. The hug was awkward, because they both began to feel old feelings towards one another. They pulled apart and looked into each others eyes. Maureen moved in a bit closer, but pulled back when…

"JOANNE, TAKE ME OUT FOR BREAKFAST!" Candace demanded, banging on the door/

"Someone's a little demanding." Maureen said, grabbing her purse

"There's no way I'm taking her out for breakfast. I have to get some work done."

"NOW!"

"Hold on." Maureen said. She opened the door. "Joanne is very busy right now and doesn't have time to take out for breakfast, bitch." Maureen said firmly. "Now, take your skanky ass and go home and wait for your 5 o'clock fuck."

Candace looked at Maureen with a surprised look. All she could say was…

"Fuck you, Maureen. You're nothing but an old hag!"

By now, Joanne was behind Maureen and just in time to hold the Diva back.

"Maureen, don't!"

Maureen snatched away from Joanne. "Call me when your little whore toy isn't around." Maureen snatched away and walked off. She pressed the elevator button and stepped inside. "Oh and by the way, I'm too young to be a hag…..your mother is a hag, bitch."

A/N: Go Maureen! whoot! lol! I want to thank those of you who our reviewing. Next Chapter will be up soon. It will be filled with adventure. Please review!