A/N: YOU THERE! STTTTOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! This fanfic was written over two years ago and is very, very, very poorly written. An improved continuation of this story can be read here: h(t)t(p(s(:((/()/)w)ww).(fanfic)ti(on.n(et)/)s(/)10470(120/1)/(L)ove(-)Hate(-)and(-)Other(-)Clich%C3%A9s)-(REMAKE)(Remove parenthesis - alternatively, just click on my username "Aliorio" up there, search through my stories and click on "Love, Hate, and Other Cliches - REMAKE." I assure you, this revised version is indescribably better and is also further in the plot than this one ever got. The only reason I am keeping this version up is for me personally to compare and contrast now and in the future. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Neru's POV

Classes were boring as shit, so let's not get too in-depth with the details. First was home room, and those twins whose names I forget were both in my class (oh joy). Then I had english, and I got yelled at for not bringing my homework. After that I had history with Haku, followed by health with that twin with the bow in her hair (which by the way looks retarded) and science with that other twin. Next was lunch, my least favorite period of the day.

The cafeteria is a hell hole of hideous lunch ladies and children who most likely have rabies. It's pretty huge, with blue and white tiles that speckles the floor and white walls with vertical blue and white stripes that resemble caged doors (kind of implying something, don't you think?). You'd never guess that it was such a crappy school from the glorious exterior. The food is toxic. The smell is awful. The lunch moderators don't do shit about the abrupt food fights that start every 10 minutes. We're all left to fend for ourselves, like the wild animals we are.

'My' table was one of the few stable one's that don't have gum covering its entire surface. It's secluded in the farthest point away from the entrance .We know it'll always be open because 1., no one wants to have to walk 30 feet just to leave and enter the lunchroom, and 2., because it's fairly close to the table with those popular assholes I was telling you about.

I hate all of them. The table consists of 6 people. Lily is a snotty stuck up whore that walked like she had a pole shoved up her ass and probably lost her virginity when she was 12. Kaito is a wimp but they accept him because they think he's hot. Gakupo is a man-lady with a "Pretty Purple hair Pulled in a Ponytail". Luka has gigantic boobs plus she smart, so no wonder she's popular. Meiko, like Luka, has huge boobs, maybe even bigger, but she's really strong and tough. I want to fight her one day. Yuuma is actually kinda cool I guess. Plus he can fight as well, which is a bonus. And that leaves Miku, the most popular of them all. Miku is a self-proclaimed goddess with long teal pigtails and eyes to match. I hate her. No, I despise her. Miku is the bitchiest bitch of all the bitches plus 2. And she loves to make my life 15-times more of a hell than it already is. Her family is loaded, so I'm pretty sure the only reason she goes to this crappy school is to abuse me. I get so tempted to just snap her leg in half, but that would definitely win over every eye in the school, a new reputation, grudges from those who actually liked her, and a suspension. I just can't afford so much trouble right now.

After, like, 10 minutes of walking and thinking to myself, I found my table. Haku's there of course...and so are those twins.

Ugh.

So they're really gonna stick to us, huh? I can't blame them. I mean, everyone in this school is an asshole. If you ask someone where the bathroom is, they'll tell you to go fuck yourself and die a slow and painful death. And sometimes the teachers, too. I know that from experience. It's hard to find someone as polite, smart, and cool as I am.

But one thing pissed me off. That blonde girl is sitting in my seat. Which is next to Haku. Now where the fuck am I supposed to sit? Our table is small, and there are only 4 seats. Then blonde guy was on the other side of his twin. There was a seat next to Haku left open, but that meant I'd have to sit next to him. And I don't like being around other people who I don't know.

Sighing, I relented and sat next to him. What was his name again? Lin or something? I can't just be all "Hey what's your name?" if they told me already. That'd be rude. Wait, why should I care if I sound rude? I don't give a shit about their opinion of me. I opened my mouth to say something, but Haku cut me off.

"Oh, Hey Ru-chan! You remember Rin and Len Kagamine right?"

Nevermind.

Len's POV

I was sitting at the lunch table with Rin and that other girl, Haku, who was actually pretty cool, compared to all the other bastards this school has to offer. My lunch consisted of a banana, a sandwich, a banana, a water bottle, and a banana. Rins' lunch was identical, subtract the banana's and replace them with oranges. While they were talking to eachother, I ignored everything they said and played my PSP.

After about 12 minutes of lunch, that girl Neru approached the table and sat with us. Right next to me.

I felt awkward.

I mean, I'd gotten to know Haku a little bit better, because she talked to me from time to time, but I don't know Neru at all besides her name. In all honesty, I think she's kinda full of herself. She ignores what presumably is her best friend, she texts on her phone all the time, and she doesn't even talk to us.

But what's bugging me is why I care. She's practically a stranger, yet I want her to talk to me. I'd approach her, but I'm not a conversation starter. According to Haku, she's a bit rude and blunt on the outside, but a really caring person on the inside.

I don't see it.

Two girls from the table 2 feet across from here stood up and walked (or rather, strutted) dramatically towards our table. One has loose blonde hair, and the other has bluish-green pigtails that extend to her ankles. She looked like Neru a little bit. What do they want with us? They don't look like they're coming over to discuss the weather. Haku looked a little worried but pretended that they weren't there. Neru seemed like she hadn't noticed.

"Hey Neru. How's you're day going?"The blue one sneered.

"Fuck off, Miku." Neru retorted, still not removing her eyes from her phone.

"Oh my, that's no way to talk to your cousin now is it?" Cousins? They're related? That explains the resemblence.

"Don't remind me. Why are you here again?"

"Oh, I just want to check up on my favorite cousin." Neru winced as she finished her sentence, as if being called her cousin was an insult.

"And lookie here, you've made friends with the new kids! Hey, this one's kinda cute..." She trailed off as she took a step towards me.

"Oh really? You're not." I didn't really have an opinion on her looks, but she's being a bitch. Miku seemed unfazed at the insult.

"Heh heh, what kind of things has Neru said about me? That's not fair Neru, I want to be friends with him too!"

"Go ahead, as long as I'm not involved." Wow, Neru really doesn't like me, does she?

"Okay then cutie, how about you come to our table? You'll like it better than this one!"

"How about no?" I could've sworn I saw her eye twitch. I'm scared a bit.

"Oh come ooooooooooon, our table is so much better with much nicer people!"

"Hey, he said no, so back o-" Neru began only to be violently interrupted.

"STAY OUT OF THIS NERU!" Miku screamed as she smacked her phone out of her hand. Haku looked extremely frightened all of a sudden.

Is it just me, or did the air suddenly just get much more tense?

Haku's POV

I watched as Neru's phone, as if in slow motion, dropped to the floor and banged against it repeatedly before coming to a stop.

She didn't just smack Neru's phone out of her hand, did she?

Oh dear...

Neru's phone is really precious to her. It means more than her life, and maybe even more. And Miku just smacked it out of her hand.

...Should I take the twins and run?

"The last time someone smacked Neru's phone, which was in 5th grade, a boy was put into the hospital for 2 years. And she never apologized." I inform Len and Rin.

Neru instantly grabbed Miku by her collar and held her high above her head.

"You. Did Not. Just Smack. My Phone." Neru emitted a low growl. I really think I should be leaving now.

"A-and what if I did?" Miku stuttered. Neru glared at her with blazing gold eyes, seething with rage.

"Meet me. After school. 6 o'clock. School yard."

"W-well, what if I don't?"

"Then I'll tell everyone the secret about your father."

"Y-you wouldn't! Then I'll just tell about yours t-"

"I don't care." Neru dropped Miku onto the floor. She and her blonde friend shied away.

"You better be there." Neru said with murderous edge as she stormed out of the lunch room.

Oh dear...