I'm going to put the narrator roughly at....five or six years old. BTW, This is probably my shortest one!
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My Family.
Sometimes, I think my family is really weird.
And not cool-weird but weird-weird. A lot of the things they do don't make sense to me.
Like my big brother. He likes to...kiss girls. Yucky, right!? I know! Doesn't he know about cooties? He even leaves me to go kiss girls! Playing with me would be funner! But I guess he doesn't know. Sometimes, I want to tell him but he doesn't like when I go into his room.
Oh yeah, he does some weird things in his room too. One time I walked in and he had his pants off with a magazine in his hands! But I couldn't ask him why he was making weird noises or what the thingy hanging out of his pants was 'cause he pushed me out real fast. He looked nervous too so I didn't ask any one about it 'cause I thought he'd get in trouble.
Kissing girls and sitting in his room with his pants off. My brother is SUPER weird.
One time he came home real late with Uncle Goten and his breath was stinky. I tried to ask him what was wrong but all he did was mumble and then throw up. Ew! My mommy took me to my room so I didn't get to see whatever happened to him (I never get to see anything) but I heard my mommy yelling a lot. She said words that I didn't know like...alcohol or something and irresp-aire-something with sponsible at the end, I remember.
That's the weird thing about my mommy. She always uses big words with a gazillion letters. I use to think spelling my name was hard but some of the things she says are way harder. She's really cool when she teaches me stuff though. Like how to ride a bike or how to cook toast. I like when she hugs me too 'cause I like the smell of her. She's so pretty and I want to be just like her when I grow up. That's why I smile real big when people tell me I look like her.
But I never get why she always takes me out of the room when stuff happens. It's like she doesn't want me to see her mad or something. Too bad that I already have. I sneak downstairs when she yells at my daddy or brother sometimes and she looks scar-ray! I do it real quiet and ninja like so no one knows I'm there except my daddy sometimes.
My daddy's probably the weirdest of them all. He always knows exactly where I am and what I'm doing. It's freaky sometimes. Like one time, I tried to sneak a cookie before dinner and he caught me. I was gonna cry 'cause I knew that he got nicer when I cried but I didn't even have to 'cause he let me have it anyway.
That's how my daddy is. He can be really weird but he can be ultra, mega cool too. I always have the most fun with him 'cause he lets me get away with anything. Like letting me stay up late or eating sweets. And he likes to play with me. Well, I think he does. Sometimes I see his eye twitching and stuff when we play with my Barbie dolls but then he says something funny and I know he likes it. And, he didn't tell mommy that I was the one who broke all her pretty vases. He said he did it.
But he still yells at my mommy a lot and she yells back. I don't like when they do that 'cause they're suppose to like each other and they don't act like it when they yell. At night, I curl up under my bed when they do. It scared me a lot the first time I heard them.
That's when my brother gets really cool. He comes into my room and sleeps with me until they get quiet. He tells me funny stories of people with tails and princes and heroes and bad guys. But the bad guys always lose 'cause that's how it's suppose to be. Then he tells me that one day I'll understand it all. I just tell him he's weird when I don't really think he is.
Then the next day my family is back to normal. My brother goes to play with Uncle Goten instead of me, my mommy smiles and hugs me whenever I spell a word right and my daddy lets me play with his hair while I sit on his back and he does pushups.
No one talks about the yelling or any bad things that happened and my brother acts likes he doesn't really like spending time with me. So they just all go back to being weird.
But the funny thing is, I like it. 'Cause they're my family. And no matter what, I'll always love them.
Hehe, even if they're really weird!
Ah, a different kind of fic for me. Bah. Hope you liked. I'm sure you know who's talking bit if not then its; BULLA/BRA. R&R! Thanks.