Chapter 1: Be The Fuschia Heiress

Your name is FEFERI PEIXES and you are almost late for your first english class.

Why are you late? Why that would be because a hipster looking doofish basically trampled you on your way out from buying cronuts for you and your sister Meenah, who you currently live with. Just as you stepped out of the door the buoy ran straight into you and almost krilled you, whale not reely but you thought so at the time. So you started to yell at him.

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FEFERI: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUMPING INTO ME LIKE THAT! YOU COD HAVE PUSHED ME INTO THE ROAD YOU IDIOTIC DOUCHEFIN! I MEAN CONCHESTLY WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

MEENAH: Wow gill you just showed that basshole who's bass. I didn' know you had it in you, boat you do! I'm impressed!

?: Wwell then i'm fuckin' sorry ok.

FEFERI: Oh, whale then i'm sorry for yelling at you! Would you mind tailing me your name?

MEENAH: Annnddd she loses it. Oh whale, guess my sister is a loser again. I'm gunna go look for cooler people, maybe i'll fin' someone to shank. I dunno.

FEFERI: MEENAH! Please don't say that. People whale think you actually do somefin like that!

MEENAH: Yeah Whatebber! Later Losers!

FEFERI: I'm sorry aboat her she's just trying to sound like she's a ganster. Anywaves, do you mind tailing me your name?

?: Actually, no. I guess I kinda owe it ta ya know don' i. It's Eridan, Eridan Ampora.

FEFERI: That's a reely nice name, I like it!

ERIDAN: Thanks, I guess...

FEFERI: Oh crab! I'm gonna be late!

ERIDAN: For what?

FEFERI My englfish class!

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After that little trip to the past you find yourself at the threshold of the door, only to discover that you are late. Five minutes by the looks of it. you try to make your way in stealthily, but you are of course, discovered.

Author's Note: Here you go the first chapter. From Feferi's POV. I've actually never role-played as her. I've only role-played as Alive!Aradia because i'm morbidly-cheerful. So umm… info about this chapter.

Words: 322 (472 if you count the authors note)

Time Spent: 2 hours give or take. i started at about 10:00pm and it's 11:56 right now.

Playlists/Music I Listened To: Cat swingin all that jazz ^•'ω'•^ by caledscratch, Rock It For Me! by: keepcalmandlibraon and swing on by: yiffcon.

Fishpuns: 23 (I might have missed some)

Swearwords: 1

Amount of OOC-ness: IT'S OVER 9000! (JK I reely don't know, but if you guy's ((or girls)) think it is just remember the reason they are the way they are is because of the fact that they were raised on alternia.)