Day 5 of Hijack Week! Based on the quote "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!" - HTTYD

It sort of started out based on the quote but it turned into shameless fluff I think ^_^

Hiccup slammed the door as he entered his room, feeling a mixture of hurt and anger. He knew he wasn't an ideal Viking, all skin and bone. But he was trying. He was trying his hardest to be the son that his father wanted him to be.

"What has you all riled up?" called a voice.

Hiccup flinched, surprised at the voice calling from above him. "Gods Jack, you scared me. What are you doing up there anyway?" It wasn't so odd, he was used to the Winter Spirit invading his space from time to time.

Jack shrugged as he continued to float freely in the space above Hiccup, "I guess I just wanted to make sure you were okay. You looked pretty upset when that big guy was yelling at you."

Hiccup breathed out hard through his nose, throwing himself onto his bed, "Yeah...My dad thinks I'm a joke because I'm not like all the other guys in our family. He wanted a son with muscles, not some fishbone."

"You should ignore him Hiccup. No man is worth the aggravation, not even your father." Jack told him, hovering for a few seconds longer before settling himself on the bed next to the brown haired teenager.

Hiccup turned his head so that he could look at Jack, blinking at him a few times before speaking, "Did you just...quote Hercules?"

Jack rubbed the back of his neck, looking down at Hiccup sheepishly, "I...um..yeah. I'm not good at the whole advice thing and well Meg seems to know what she's doing."

Hiccup burst out laughing, talking in between gasps of air, "I...can't...believe...you...know...that...movie!"

"Ha ha. Very funny Hiccup. Jamie showed it to me last time I visited him." Jack stuck his tongue out at him, pleased that he had been able to make the other boy laugh.

Hiccup smiled at him, glad that the spirit had cheered him up, "Thanks Jack."

"Pssh what are boyfriends for?" Jack teased lightly, pressing a cool kiss to Hiccup's cheek.

Hiccup blushed at the cold touch. He was sure that most people would think he was crazy for being in a relationship with a spirit, someone who only children or others who believed in him could see. But really Hiccup didn't care. He knew plenty of others who could see Jack and really, being Jack made him happy beyond belief so screw what other people thought.

"Hey Jack can we go to your lake?" Hiccup wanted to get away from his house and, more importantly, his dad.

Jack nodded, "Put on some warmer clothes first though."

Hiccup did as he was told, putting on a heavy coat and scarf. Jack scooping up the boy in his arms before using the new cool trick North had taught him to make Hiccup invisible as well. "Jack am I-did you make me invisible?" Hiccup looked down as they fly freely over the crowded New York streets.

Jack merely laughed in response, shouting, "Take us home Wind!"

Hiccup latched himself onto Jack tightly as they began to go faster, wind whipping at their faces. Not long after Jack was setting him on his feet, watching as his boyfriend take in the snow. Hiccup grabbed a handful of the fluffy white snow, rolling it into a smooth ball and tossing it at Jack. He smirked in triumph as the snowball hit Jack directly in the stomach.

"You know, you really shouldn't start a snow fight with Jack Frost!" Jack cried out as he pelted Hiccup with snowballs in response.

Hiccup laughed, running along the edge of the lake and taking shelter behind one of the trees that dotted the edge. He peeked around the edge, relief flooding through him when he didn't see Jack. Instead he heard a whisper in his ear, "Boo." Hiccup turned to see Jack standing behind him. Before he could run away, Jack half-tackled him to the snow covered ground, mercilessly tickling him.

Hiccup shrieked with laughter, "Nooo no! Jack! Stop!"

Jack only smirked, continuing his assault on the younger teen. He only stopped when tears began to stream down Hiccup's face. Brown eyes stared into his making both boys aware of their position. Jack was sort of straddling Hiccup, causing both of them to blush. "I didn't think you would blush pink." Hiccup whispered, reaching up to tug lightly on a white strand of hair.

"Heh, I'm mostly human Hic, except for the whole being a spirit thing." Jack said, his blushing deepening.

Hiccup grinned, tugging on Jack's blue hoodie to bring him closer. Hiccup pushed up from the ground slightly so that he could kiss his boyfriend. Jack smiled into the gentle kiss, deepening it ever so slightly. When the two broke apart, Hiccup laughed softly, "Jack, you made an ice dome around us?"

Jack looked around in confusion, shaking his head, "It wasn't on purpose."

"You can use your powers subconsciously?"

Jack nodded, "When I get emotional. I guess I just love you so much that I wanna protect you." He shrugged it off.

Hiccup felt his cheeks warm and redden, as he asked shakily, "Y-You love me?"

It was then that Jack recalled his words. It was the first time he had ever said them to someone in his entire life. He flushed as well, "Yeah. I mean you're really amazing Hiccup. I love you so much."

Hiccup smiled gently, "I..I love you too Jack." He pulled Jack back down to hug him. That was where he felt complete, wrapped in Jack's arms, away from everyone else. When they were together, it was like the rest of the world simply faded away to the background, no one else mattered. And truthfully, Hiccup thought to himself, he wouldn't have it any other way. For once he was glad his dad yelled at him because it had led them to this one singular, magical moment.

"What are you thinking about Hic?" Jack murmured softly, playing with a strand of Hiccup's soft dark hair.

"Just how happy you make me." Hiccup responded. He thought about it for a few seconds, "Gods that made me sound like such a sap."

"Yeah but you're my sap." Jack teased.