Chapter 6
Heeeellllooooo! Sorry I haven't updated for like, a year! Heh heh. You know how some people have writers block? I had writers assault course. Army style. But I read some fanfiction recently (suprisingly not Naruto) and got my rhythm back. Any way, the song is "I'm Gonna Get You Good" by Shania Twain. If you know it just kinda scroll over it, I do that with songs. Enjoy!
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Sasuke was nervous. Naruto had left early in the morning yelling
"I have some stuff to do! Meet me at the ramen stand at 12pm so we can eat and watch the performances!"
Although he found it odd that Naruto had things to do it was fortunate as he could set up the apartment for his Valentines Day surprise. Kakashi dropped the dress off around 10ish, smirking and giggling like a schoolgirl. He had it all planned out. He'd leave half an hour early so to arrive and get ready. He just prayed he got the make-up right.
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"SSSAAAAASSUUUUUUKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
The blonde jumped up and down as he yelled at the now rather embarressed raven. But the humiliation continued as an orange blur jumped on him. Sasuke was pinned under the heavy teen. Although a little turned on he tried to wriggle out from underneath the "Baka dobe", cursing him all the while. The fox faced youth on top of him whined loudly.
"But Sasuke! You were late and I was worried!" Sasuke growled.
"It's only ten past you moron! Besides I can look after myself now get off before I break something." Naruto was offended.
"I'm not that heavy!"
"I meant of yours!"
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Eventually they got settled and watched the show. As expectected it was a mixture of the actually talented, the moderately talented, those who were so desparetly in love they didn't have any shame anymore and those who were forced to by pushy partners.
During an especially painful performance of "My heart will go on" (the 13th one) at around half past one, Naruto announced he needed to "go". Sasuke nodded-when Naruto needed to go, Naruto needed to go. But after about twenty minutes he got a little worried. Then someone walked on stage.
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Naruto got on stage. The crowd gasped as one then fell into a stunned silence. It wasn't because Naruto went on stage, no, he always did something stupid. It was because Naruto was wearing a dress. He had no make-up, no wig, no fake breasts, no high heels, just a dress. Normal faced, normal haired, normal bodied, and normal shoed Naruto, in a dress. A beautiful orange dress, a shade darker than his usual colour, with black flames at the bottom that lapped at his knees. It came down to just above his ankles. He smiled at the audience. And the music started.
Sasuke blushed inwardly. Naruto was the only person who knew this song was one of his favourites. His lover had even caught him singing it in the shower and had then joined him. Naruto had a nice alto voice and could go quite high (for a boy, moderately low for a girl). They were quite a good naked duet. He smiled. That was one of the things he loved about the blonde. You could be completely naked and Naruto would come and glomp you but never try and cop a feel.
Let's go
Naruto started to sing.
Don't wantcha for the weekend, he swayed his hips to the beat
don't wantcha for a night
I'm only interested if I can have you for life, yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious he leaned forward, hand on thigh, in a sexy manner
and baby I am wink
You're a fine piece of real estate, and I'm gonna get me some land
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someone
Mysterious back up singers(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no" shaking his head
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact nodding his head
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry 'bout that
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can bet your bottom dollar, at 'bottom' he smacked his own in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good
Yeah, uh, uh
I've already planned it - deliciously, he started to walk up and down th stage, singing to the audience
here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna love you and - you're gonna fall in love with me
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someone
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no" shaking his head
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact nodding his head
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry 'bout that
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can bet your bottom dollar, at 'bottom' he smacked his own in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good
Yeah, I'm gonna getcha baby I'm gonna knock on wood
I'm gonna getcha somehow honey yeah, I'm gonna make it good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find right hand slapped onto right thigh that action repeated on left side someone naughty hand slide on thighs
(I'm gonna getcha) he jumped up
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no" shaking his head
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact nodding his head
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry 'bout that
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can bet your bottom dollar, at 'bottom' he smacked his own in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good
Oh, I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha real good
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I'm gonna getcha
(I'm gonna getcha) just like I should, I'll getcha good
Oh, I'm gonna getcha good! At this line he tipped his head up
As the last beat went, he struck a pose. Hand on hip, right hand with microphone stuck out to side and a cheeky grin on his face. A stunned silence. Then the entire crowd erupted in woops and cheers. He had never sung so well and his performance had been cheeky, sexy and entertaining- they loved him.
Meanwhile, Kakashi was wetting himself as Iruka sat in stunned silence at his ex-students antics.
"Na Naruto slapped h his bbottom…"
"BWA hahahahahahahahahaha!"
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Naruto hummed happily as he made his way back to the ramen stand.
'I can't wait to see Sasuke's face!' he thought. But, to his surprise and disapointment, he found the ramen stand was now Sasuke free. The man behind the counter waved to him.
"Ah, kid, good performance, I think half the people in the audience just fell in love with you."
"Thanks. Do you know where the angry looking guy with black duck butt hair went?"
The thought for a second.
"Ah, yeah. He stared at the stage for two minutes after you went off then suddenly turned to me and said 'When the blonde annoying guy with hedgehog hair gets back can you tell him to meet me at his apartment in fifteen minutes?' and he was off."
Naruto's face lit up. He punched the air.
"YAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! IMA GONNA GET SOME!"
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At first I was going to put Naruto's surprise and Sasuke's surprise in the same chapter but this one got longer and longer so yeah. Also I wanted to update as soon as possible so people wouldn't lose hope. I hoped you liked it and it fulfilled you, especially since it's taken so long.