Disclaimer: I, Evelyn Dark, do not own Legend of Zelda nor do I own Happy Acres.
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†The Single Link†
Written by: Evelyn Dark
«Chapter 3»
Hyrule Times
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"Did you hear?" one woman asks another.
"No, what did you hear, Bridget?" the other woman asks. Bridget scuttles over closer to the other woman, her lips set in a thin line looking around to see if anyone is there to hear their conversation. Leaning in close she looks at the other woman with a firm look.
"I heard the Hero of Time has lost his mind," she says with full sincerity. The other woman gasps, her hands shooting up to her mouth.
"That's not true!" She says with a cry. Bridget shakes her head with a sigh, stepping back a few feet.
"I hate to say this to ya Malon, but tis true. It even says so on the Hyrule Times, and they never lie," She says, holding the said object in her hand, as her other hand hits the pages with emphasis. Malon looks down at the paper with worry on her face, she just can't believe it. Fairy boy losing his mind, she just can't believe it one bit.
"Give me that," Malon exclaims, as Bridget hands the newspaper over to the ranch girl. Bridget feels sorry for the girl, she knows that Malon knows the Hero of Time; she just knows this is going to break her heart.
~Hyrule Times~
Hero of Time has finally lost it!
It would seem stressful life of being the hero of Hyrule has finally made its toll on Link. Apparently at 6:00 AM Link came running out of a bar screaming 'Shut up' and running around the two square with on his trousers. His well known green tunic wrapped around his head and his lusted after gold locks sticking out in several directions. The next thing he does that shocks the witnesses was when he jumped on a house and set it on fire. That's when the guards came in with Happy Acres and were able to subdue the Hero with a tranquilizer dart. The sedatives worked quickly and they were able to haul him off with a nice white straight jacket to replace his green tunic.
With later reports on his sanity; it would seem that he had been saying a certain phrase over and over again while rocking back and forth. A shocking kind phrase that really doesn't give the authorities much clue on as to what happened to make this Hero go insane. 'Hey Listen!' is something that people should be doing if they know what's happened to our famed hero.
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Malon looks over the article over and over again, the words 'Hey listen!' coming to mind but just out of reach. Giving a once over again, she allows her arms to slack at her side; the newspaper crumbling under her grip.
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Evelyn Dark: And that is why Navi is not dating Link. Because Link is sadly in a physic ward, rehabilitating after many traumatic experiences. And I will admit that this chapter is pretty pathetic….yeah….